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I would have made him load it back on.
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I asked a guy once if I could work in with him on the leg curl machine, and he said, "No." NO?! Oh great, you come to the gym once a year, and I have to run into you!
Maybe your manly stench was too much for him?
YEah......and...??? SO?????
You said......??? Dont tell me you just bent over and took it?
noodles1010
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No joke same shit happened to me and I made him reload it. Fuck that
roguemonkeyjr
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Rofl, I woulda been like bitch please, you better load my mothafuckin bar back, damn asssholes who go there once in a while and think they own the place!
i was loading up a bar on the bench then had to go a few feet away to grab more 45's.. and some guy came by and was loading it when i got back.. so i told him "i'm on this" .. he goes "oh" .. i say "thats why I'm loading it" and i laugh.. he goes to another bench.
no big deal. no reason to pick a fight with people, they just aren't aware of what is going on. I have taken other peoples benches before when it looked empty, I will go to it look around and wait for a minute for someone to come back.. if they don't come back I take it.. you can't just leave the bench to yourself and leave to the bathroom and come back and expect it to still be there. especially in a packed gym. at the very least let someone work in with you which I have no problem with
no big deal. no reason to pick a fight with people, they just aren't aware of what is going on. I have taken other peoples benches before when it looked empty, I will go to it look around and wait for a minute for someone to come back.. if they don't come back I take it.. you can't just leave the bench to yourself and leave to the bathroom and come back and expect it to still be there. especially in a packed gym. at the very least let someone work in with you which I have no problem with
yeah and you would of lost your gym membership, gone to jail, and probably been sued.
all cause someone took your bar? thats smart on your part!
Despite what your humongous ego may tell you, people in the gym are not watching your every move...they don't necessarily know that it's you that working out on the bench and most people leave their weights on the bench and never take em off, so they don't necessarily know that you're still using it. I just give em a friendly: hey man i'm still using that, and they politely put the weights back on the rack / bench when they see my size....no need to get aggressive, if you "look" aggressive.
I agree with this as there are dicks who never clean the weights off. They also do this with dbs and lay them all over the place.
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Theres a group of fags that go to my gym (its a small gym) They are my little test faggots i call them. Two dont eat, they smoke, never see them drink anything but gatorade. Its obvioous when they go on cycle because they go from skinny to ripped, inflated skinny. The other one I call spray tan or Jersey shore, he likes to work out then go eat chicken wings and drink. Which is obviously good with AAS and his 25% fat ass.
Whenever these dick holes are there you can count on 2-3 bars left out with at least 225 on each bar. PLUS....theres one DB rack at my gym, 15-90's real old, really fucking cool vintage DB's now magically a 60, a 70 and a 75 are fucking bent. Damn, I wonder why? They are such monsters that they have to throw the DB's at the floot instead of just letting them go on the way down.
Tectime
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The gym where I go is a good sized, well equipped gym, so normally the time of day I go no problem plenty of free weights, huge area for free weight workouts lots of benchs, racks, plates, you get the point, same for cable and machine workout area. Still theres times its packed, packed! Very few times do you see conflict over equipment anything, lots of big ol boys lift here lots of juicers, lots of athletes, lots of women and lots of kids and newbs, sometimes alittle encouragement to the newbs and kids about unloading and not standing around texting each other, but never drama over oh you took my whatever,all gyms, no matter how big or small have guys who everybody looks at as " the dudes" and if the " dudes" are right acting, and the staff takes pride in their place, and people have enough sense , you can get a great workout( tear the fucking place apart) and stress your muscles not your nerves.
Tectime
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And by " the dude" I mean the guys people always bother during workout to ask How did you get your traps so big? How long it take to " whatever" ? And always stop what their doing to help. Not try to be a tough guy just help real quick and get back to biz! Real tough shows without having to act and real muscle shows without having to flex!
Right ^^^
Its these pole smokers that come once or twice a week and have no fucking clue. Let alone any sort of concept of gym etiquette.
Like the 65 year old confused guy just walking around the gym aimlessly deciding to try this or that every time he goes. They see you using the tricep pushdown. Busting your balls, sweating your ass off. Then you finish set 2 of 5 and walk 5 steps away and they are moving your weight and trying to change the rope out for something else. That shit is just inexcusable rude faggotry. They dont feel they need to ask. Theres been a few of them at my gym. Happened to me once. I litterally walked away 4 steps with hands on hips resting and i hear clank, clunk trying to disassemble my shit. I said hey man....what the FUCK are you doing. He just looked at me shocked. I said, ever think of fucking asking if I was done or if you could work in?
Since I said fuck so many times and so loudly to him he told on me. The owner came up to me the next day and I told him what happened. The owner apologized to ME HA!! In light of that I said well....sorry also I freaked out so much. (not really though)
I told one asian fuck at my gym that keeps throwing down the weights that if he throws the dumbells one more time I'm going to fist fuck his eye sockets
its contagious in gyms i noticed. if a few guys start doing that then everyone does it. my gym rarely are weights left, everyone cleans them off. however we have a problem only when a group of baseball fucks come into the gym and they leave their little phones and papers on the benches likes those are their desks. its too funny watching these guys workout too, they are either super skinny or they have huge guts. they have zero strength its amazing they are pro athletes.
[QUOTE=stevesmi;14270893]its contagious in gyms i noticed. if a few guys start doing that then everyone does it. my gym rarely are weights left, everyone cleans them off. however we have a problem only when a group of baseball fucks come into the gym and they leave their little phones and papers on the benches likes those are their desks. its too funny watching these guys workout too, they are either super skinny or they have huge guts. they have zero strength its amazing they are pro athletes.[/QUOTE]
Yes their own private desk. I enjoy that one too. Two flat benches for desks then the two incline benches for spectating. I always go over to one of their flat bench desks, even if its not one I really wanna use and say "hey, is this your shit?" Oh yeah, uh...sorry man. Go ahead.
They also have another friend that brings his two under 4 kids on the weekends sometimes. I like when they climb allover everything and get in the way of everything. I can't wait til one of them falls and smashes its head. I will smile. Not cause I really wanna see a hurt kid....more of a lesson for stupid parents.
Yes their own private desk. I enjoy that one too. Two flat benches for desks then the two incline benches for spectating. I always go over to one of their flat bench desks, even if its not one I really wanna use and say "hey, is this your shit?" Oh yeah, uh...sorry man. Go ahead.
They also have another friend that brings his two under 4 kids on the weekends sometimes. I like when they climb allover everything and get in the way of everything. I can't wait til one of them falls and smashes its head. I will smile. Not cause I really wanna see a hurt kid....more of a lesson for stupid parents.
Laxfiend
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Yes their own private desk. I enjoy that one too. Two flat benches for desks then the two incline benches for spectating. I always go over to one of their flat bench desks, even if its not one I really wanna use and say "hey, is this your shit?" Oh yeah, uh...sorry man. Go ahead.
They also have another friend that brings his two under 4 kids on the weekends sometimes. I like when they climb allover everything and get in the way of everything. I can't wait til one of them falls and smashes its head. I will smile. Not cause I really wanna see a hurt kid....more of a lesson for stupid parents.[/QUOTE]
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Goat23
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Lol fucking crossfitters at my gym! Set 3 of incline bench have loaded 200 left my towel and drink on the bench to walk 5 steps to water tower to fill up on scivation turned around and 2 dudes have not just unloaded but are running off with my bar into the group room.fucking told them to put it back or they will wear my drink lol no offense but crossfitters fuck off!!
Yes I concur.....fuck off. Along with the cycle spinner faggots that bring a radio and blast god awful music and bike a million miles then go home and stuff their faces with twinkies and ho ho's. I have seen the chick that runs it since 09' ......she keeps getting fatter and fatter.
Goat23
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And fucking grandma and grandpa classes that start in the group room then the instructor decides it's a nice day so let's make them run through the whole gym through everyone down the stairs and outside!argh keep your saggy asses in the room behind locked doors!!! Pls! Lol no offense to old people cause I'm going grey too ; ))
this is turning into a idiots in the gym thread.
my biggest pet peeve is the morons who take huge dumps in the bathrooms in the locker room and stink the whole place up. seriously you couldn't take a dump at home BEFORE coming to the gym? or you couldn't hold it till you got home? i never understood this. nobody spends more than an hour or two at the gym so how is it that you need to shit at the gym? been going to gyms for the past 13 years and I have never once had to take a shit at the gym and I usually have 3 bowel movements a day
my biggest pet peeve is the morons who take huge dumps in the bathrooms in the locker room and stink the whole place up. seriously you couldn't take a dump at home BEFORE coming to the gym? or you couldn't hold it till you got home? i never understood this. nobody spends more than an hour or two at the gym so how is it that you need to shit at the gym? been going to gyms for the past 13 years and I have never once had to take a shit at the gym and I usually have 3 bowel movements a day
Damn it man! This is so funny I spit my water out. Lol But TMI on the number of bowel movements bro! Lololololool
My gym is in a large sports facility so the bathrooms are not just for gym members. There is always at least one toilet with a 3 pound pile of shit sitting in it and a half a roll of shit tickets wadded up on top of them.
^^^ when i used to play football during halftime you couldn't pee in the bathrooms in the locker room, they would be occupied with guys sitting on the toilet the entire halftime. they would just sit on them the whole time. and the stench was too much to use the urinals, i would just wait till we went out onto the field for the 3rd quarter and pee in a cup on the sideline.
i think a small percentage of the population has shitting problems if they have to spend all of halftime sitting on the toilet. or maybe its their way of relaxation during halftime? i just don't get it. you know what time the game is, why not shit before the game?
i think a small percentage of the population has shitting problems if they have to spend all of halftime sitting on the toilet. or maybe its their way of relaxation during halftime? i just don't get it. you know what time the game is, why not shit before the game?
Yeah, shit problems. Because all the guys that are in there are really fucking fat or they are those chicken leg having giant overhanging beer gut having slobs. They sit down and make the most disgusting shit noises. Farting and gurgling and splatting ect....its obvious their diets consist of boxed foods, hot dogs, beer, ect ughhhh im getting sick just talking about it.
Or the guy that uses a clean toilet then you go in and there is shit between the seat and rim and up under the lip of the bowl. How the fuck is that possible? !!!!! getting shit in places that you would need to actually place it in!!!
rustilldown
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Hate the crossfitters jumping in and trying to work in on my pull-ups doing the most retarded kipping swinging pull-ups god damn, or when I am Deadlifting and I go to cross off my a lift on my notepad and I turn around to see some Turd pulling weights off my bar like I literally just turned around!! Or this one fucking guy at my gym comes and he sees me squatting , loads up the squat rack next to me with 405.. He's def juiced about mid 30's chest puffed out walking like a rooster , I'm thinking. There's no way this chicken legged fuck can do a parallel 405 squat so I watch him psych himself up to some Katy perry I'm certain, lift up shakily step a half step back, bang out 3 squats with about 3 inches of movement and re rack. Turns to me smiling and is like " not bad for an old timer eh kid ?" Boy Was i rotted but I just smirked at him and proceeded with my squats .
Ride it like you stole it!!
Ride it like you stole it!!
Power Cord
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Yeah cause it's totally worth getting arrested and going to jail for...... Not
Power Cord
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Good luck explaining to the judge you physically assaulted a guy because he removed the plate from your bar.
rustilldown
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A good right hook can be a good problem solver at times 
lol
Ride it like you stole it!!
lol Ride it like you stole it!!
the rooster walkers crack me up. they walk around the gym with their chests out and guts hanging over their belts. why are they always looking around too?
noodles1010
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At the gym to tonight and walking on the hamster wheel after lifting... The treds are all up on a mezzanine so I'm looking down at all of them, and saw there was the "I just off work" clique chatting it up and one person working out, across the gym was the "cross fit" clique chatting it up and one person working out, the "douche bag" clique chatting it up and one guy working out..... This went on and on until I said to myself smh.. It's time to go to a new gym. This place is a god damn social club. People are trying to talk to me and I just point to my head phones and say gimmie a min... 9 times outta ten they leave me alone. In any case, like I said its time to go to a new gym. This shit just pisses me off.
There's a crossfit clique at my gym It's about 8 guys all come in at th same time literally grab all the bars clear all the benches out and set up a crossfit circle jerk. I get to the gym today first day back after a business trip all weekend I see a sign from he owner saying crossfit is banned at his facility if you are caught doing crossfit routines you will be banned or life. I love m gym again
That's fucking awsome.
Owner has a no phone policy leave it in your car or the locker if you have it on the floor you can gtfo or put it away but your only warned once...
He'd have to suck my balls on that one as my phone is my mp3 player and I'm constantly changing playlists between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears , depending on my mood.
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C0LUMB0
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Didn't see them there yesterday but I had been out since Friday on a business. Trip will be interesting to see if they show up tonight
Lol @ Columbo!
noodles1010
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There is a gym in bayside queens (USA for all my foreign ppl) it's a straight iron house gym. I swear if you took the jail yard and put it indoors that's this gym. Nothing but juiced up crazy mother fuckers lifting big boy weight. No cross fit bs goin on no talking except "bro did u damage your spleen on that lift?" No nothing. I need that in my life again. I miss queens. Fuck jersey. But I do have a nicer house lol
I always put my water bottle on the bench or seat that I'm working on, if I have to leave it. I always pace in between sets. Depending on how long I'm waiting is how far I'm pacing back and forth. I've had people try to deload even when I'm close by and can see them. So I always have something with me to put there to "claim" the spot. I can get pretty creative with my "claim" when I have to leave a bar for a minute.
serega_ss
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C0LUMB0
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we got a no phone policy too.. we have a sign when you walk into the floor.. however the rule isn't enforced. i have never once seen anyone warned at my gym for anything.
We only have one squat "cage" rack in my gym which is ridiculous in itself. However people do weird shit in this squat rack like straight 45lb bar curls on balance balls with gloves and weight belts. Squat rack disrespect always gets me heated, especially when I have to wait for these idiots to get out.
Power Cord
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Lolol... That's awesome bro.... Luv the term "crossfit circle jerk"
I feel ya bro. We have one "squat rack" and one power rack "cage" . Most people either don't go near the squat rack because its in the leg area and no one does any leg exercises other than quad extensions. Or they go set up a bumble fuck military press deal on it.
The cage is over in the main free weight area so there are shit bags all over it all the time doing ridiculous shit.
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