Fml...

[miplank]

no joke when i was a kid i stuck a bicycle pump up my ass and pumped it full of air

I just reported this post

 

[wootoom]

Lolololol

 

[Spartacus]

my dad used to beat me until I was black and blue

 

[Spartacus]

not really
but in my top ten

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

who closed that door!

 

[Spartacus]

screws fall out of place all the time
the world is an imperfect place

 

[Spartacus]

I like it with no mods

 

[sterolizer]

You're right...i will run his ass over

Least I will put out of misery by a car and man I love... no homo

 

[Spartacus]