I just realized my husband cheated...

[The Alpha...]

I'm hard as fuck

Oh, I got u erect eh? Nice!!! Wanna hug it out and be friends? BFF's?

 

[binö]

Dont think I forgot about you.

My new bike allows for comfortable long distance trips and shit

i see her as more of a crotch rocket sorta chic, with a wealthy asian bro at the helm.
sorry bro

 

[The Alpha...]

A Jew in TX? Are you Kinky Friedman?

Wanna know what's really crazy? I'm a f'n Jew born and raised in south central LA and LBC... Ended up in tx of all places...

 

[wootoom]

Who fucking cares if you're Jewish stfu

 

[The Alpha...]

I'm like triple OG Bobby Johnson out here in this fuckin place! Runnin shit!!

 

[smurf2]

lol @ woot's posts on this thread

 

[cindylou]

wow...my heart skipped a beat. lol. glad to hear it's just a closet nan. lol

 

[wootoom]

Hi Cindy! Hi Smurf!!

 

[Typo]

Maybe he keeps pick3 in the large closet and he wouldn't fit in the small one... It's possible...

 

[The Alpha...]

Who fucking cares if you're Jewish stfu

Look u Smirnoff Ice drinking douche, u can go fuck urself with a golden hammer and sickle. Over here in the free world we say what we want when we want so deal with it. U can sit over there and continue jerkin off to Briggitt Neilson, thinking Ludmilla is still hot (she's not by the way she looks like a wolf monkey now). Pray to ur Gorbachev shrine and if I need 1 of yall's trashy mail order brides I'll give u a shout! So until then u STFU... Tool