Nah, the laundry thing wass in reference to my house. The douchebaggery thing was actually something my neighbors husband did.
He bought a dog collar for his online out of state girlfriend and uhhh, forgot to pay the rent on the house he his wife and three children live in..but thinks its nuts that she moved out.
And after 22 yrs of marriage she got a tad hysterical...so uhm..yeah