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[Spartacus]

I get stronger as i age
frank lane looked like shit at the last arnold
I looked at his name tag
"is that really frank lane"

 

[Spartacus]

got fat and was wearing a sweater
like that internet date in Chattanooga
who when i met in the hotel bar mid july
and she has on a black sweater
oh hell this is going ot be swell
quite a story too for the entire weekend
fvk

 

[Spartacus]

women get extremely irriated if you don't fuvk them
when they put their pussy out there
I'm thinking my god your gut looks like a watermelon in lingerie
how do I fake cumming as a male

 

[WoodyO]

women get extremely irriated if you don't fuvk them
when they put their pussy out there
I'm thinking my god your gut looks like a watermelon in lingerie
how do I fake cumming as a male

You could try spitting on her back.

 

[Spartacus]

You could try spitting on her back.

and I could wield the remote and watch ESPN too
I thought of that except I was in her fluffy bed
conforters and fluffy this and fluffy that
no way I could find the remote

 

[Spartacus]

one time while unwrapping this dead body we found a remote
oh shit they're probably looking for that
I used the embalming room phone
"we got a remote"

 

[Spartacus]

you can't rest until you know where the fucvkin' remote is

 

[Spartacus]

be checking th washing machine the thought being
did I wash the remote with the comforter

 

[Spartacus]

one time this guy died on an easy chair
about 12 hours dead before his nephew called us
and that SOB had the remote
and a pack of camel non filters in him shirt pocket
short

 

[Spartacus]

pussymuscle can I just listen to some music for a while?