I once got broadsided by a careening semi. I only suffered minor scrapes, with the exception of lodged rocks and pebbles in my legs and hands. I also had a concussion for a couple of weeks and my head was tweaked so that it would lean to the right...
i hurt my toe really bad one time. you know how when your done taking a shower and you shake water off of you before towl drying. well when i was shaking my leg i accidentally kick the side of the tub. it hurt.
Complete and Total organ failure right before Xmas. It took 3 weeks in the hospital and I am still recovering at home now. I am so skinny from being on a feeding tube for 13 days that it looks like some booty bandits stole my ass.