Looking for suggestions on the following, my peoples....

[KillahBee]

Super ridiculously awesome slippers
Pocket watches (bringing back the steeeez)
Haircut (might finally chop off the locks and go a bit shorter, but still need to keep some pimpedness and total on pointedness, obviously. no fucking faux hawk white man shit)
Up and coming porn star for me to e-stalk (my flavor = ava devine, janine lindemulder, britney skye)

okthxfry

 

[slat1]

I would find yourself a high profile gay hair stylist.
Then tell them to cut your hair how ever they want.
While they are doing so ask them all the other questions.
That is where you will get the best answers!

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao, dude.

 

[slat1]

You want nice shit they will know nice shit.
Plus you will get a cut that makes you look pretty

 

[SpyWizard]

he's not joking.. i get the best hair cuts from guy men, and they won't steer ya wrong on shoes and such..

 

[KillahBee]

peeps, you think I, the purveyor of on point hair, am unaware of gay men and haircutting ability? the last dude that cut my hair used to make me take my shirt off and put on a very revealing smock when he cut the ol locks. creepy/hot.

anway, these are terrible suggestions.

 

[KillahBee]

and no fucking gay man knows hot chick pornstars!!!!

c'mon maings!!!!!!!!

 

[SpyWizard]

and no fucking gay man knows hot chick pornstars!!!!

c'mon maings!!!!!!!!

shawna edwards

check craigs list in las vegas.. she does an escort service..

 

[redguru]

Jenni Lee is getting a lot more work these days.

 

[KillahBee]

^ definitely not my steez. I like em dark and thick. I want to know they are porn stars from a mile away too.

Oh, I just got into raven riley. Holy fuck.