Zombie Apocalypse?

[sterolizer]

Anyone actually looking forward to when this happens? I'm not talking those gay slow zombies coming out of the ground that i could outrun by walking away. I'm talking those dawn of the dead, bloody virus infected, you know those run fast as fcuk type. Now those fast, viscous zombies are scary as fcuk.

My weapon of choice would probably be an assult rifle, with a couple 50cal handguns, along with maybe a axe strapped over my back for close combat. I think i would try and get out of major citys and travel north. I live in Canada so I dont have far to travel to get to isolated areas, compared to the rest of you which are probably going to become infected or eaten anyways, because you have no zombie fighting skills like I do.

Anyone prepared or do you have any thoughts or ideas all ready for when this happens? Lets here them.

 

[RottenWillow]

Anyone actually looking forward to when this happens? I'm not talking those gay slow zombies coming out of the ground that i could outrun by walking away. I'm talking those dawn of the dead, bloody virus infected, you know those run fast as fcuk type. Now those fast, viscous zombies are scary as fcuk.

My weapon of choice would probably be an assult rifle, with a couple 50cal handguns, along with maybe a axe strapped over my back for close combat. I think i would try and get out of major citys and travel north. I live in Canada so I dont have far to travel to get to isolated areas, compared to the rest of you which are probably going to become infected or eaten anyways, because you have no zombie fighting skills like I do.

Anyone prepared or do you have any thoughts or ideas all ready for when this happens? Lets here them.

ewwwwwwww....those are the worst kind!

 

[AAP]

You would be the first to die as the shot of gunshots would be a dog whistle for every zombie in a 5 mile radius.

If you really want something to chew over before planning your Zombie Survival Plan, then go get the book World War Z by Max Brooks. That shit is awesome. Dude has every single scenario from all over covered in there.

City dwelling and escape, nuclear submarine long term stays, etc...

Bad ass read.

 

[cuthroat]

Fuck guns get some machetes, a katana, or even a heavy ass piece of pipe and lay the beatdown.

 

[misguided03]

 

[Sub-Zero]

i just made a broccoli fart you fucking fool

 

[sterolizer]

ewwwwwwww....those are the worst kind!

Wow lol one little spelling error and you have to come along and make fun of it, vicious is that better?

 

[penny]

http://tapatalk.com/mu/4331c818-a134-cd99.jpg

lol

 

[sterolizer]

You would be the first to die as the shot of gunshots would be a dog whistle for every zombie in a 5 mile radius.

If you really want something to chew over before planning your Zombie Survival Plan, then go get the book World War Z by Max Brooks. That shit is awesome. Dude has every single scenario from all over covered in there.

City dwelling and escape, nuclear submarine long term stays, etc...

Bad ass read.

Well sounds like just about the only book i would read. As for every zombie in a 5 mile radius, that's alright, because that's what I'm looking for, have some fun shoot them up, and slice n dice those mofo's up.

 

[AAP]

Well sounds like just about the only book i would read. As for every zombie in a 5 mile radius, that's alright, because that's what I'm looking for, have some fun shoot them up, and slice n dice those mofo's up.

You can't shoot and slice and dice 10,000 people. And that is what would show up.

 

[nimbus]

this is my house

The First Zombie-Proof House - All That Is Interesting

 

[sterolizer]

You can't shoot and slice and dice 10,000 people. And that is what would show up.

Who's to say i live where there is a population of 10,000 people even? More like a population of maybe at most 50-60 people in a 5 mile radius of me.

 

[EarthRider]

Did you hit high school yet bro

 

[AAP]

Who's to say i live where there is a population of 10,000 people even? More like a population of maybe at most 50-60 people in a 5 mile radius of me.

Zombies do a high pitch moan that is like a magnet for every zombie that hears it. If one zombie moans and another a mile away he hears it and moans.... and then another mile away another one hears it... and moans too.... etc....

Check out the book by Max Brooks. Once you read it, you will look at things completely different.

 

[sterolizer]

Did you hit high school yet bro

Yeah, finished high school like 5 years ago haha, I don't see what that has to do with anything?

 

[ponyfitness]

x2 on the Brooks books. There is a good story in there about an army battle against zombies where they basically just keep coming in an endless stream that doesn't need to eat, sleep or be organized. They just keep coming. And the only way to kill them is either get close enough to hit their brain or with a head shot. It is a completely different type of fight.

Even if you have 500 soldiers with 500 rounds of ammo each, if there are 30,000 zombies within hearing distance you're fucked.

 

[ronc26k]

I would actually look forward to this shit too. Im in same mind of thought but using a khukuri would be my weapon of choice.

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Been playing Dead Nation which is one of the free games on PSN now. Funnest Zombie Apocalypse prep ever.

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Zombies r sexy

 

[just...v]

^^^lol wtf?

 

[sterolizer]

Zombies r sexy

Your gf is sexy

 

[nimbus]

this is my house

The First Zombie-Proof House - All That Is Interesting

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[hanselthecaretaker]

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Actually...

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