Your Opinion on this Female Please.......

[Chester_Copperpot]

I've known this particular female for the last 2 years(on a friendly basis), let's call her Bunny. She is older, single and kidless. About 1 week ago I ended a 1 year relationship with my now ex girlfriend, let's call her Baby.

Bunny knew of Baby and sometimes gave me advice on certain situations(voluntarily), so Bunny knows of the recent occurences(me breaking up with my now ex girl)

So I'm talking to Bunny today on the phone and jokingly say "All I need now is a mistress". She responds immediately with "I need the same thing but a male version of a mistress". She kept on saying "she did not want anything from the man except some dirty business", no strings attached.

You think she is just saying that because she is actually trying to express that she needs the same thing as I do with no intention of implying myself as the one or.........do you think she wants my ball sack to be making that slapping sound on her ass?

Input is appreciated!

 

[MeatHead57]

do her!!!!!!!!

 

[Ffactor]

What does bunny look like?

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

She looks fine, very doable. That's not the question here though sir.

Main question is do you folks think she was giving this kneegrow here a hint with the "mistress" comment that I explained up above.

 

[beastboy]

I think she wants you.....and not just as her "man on the side"....her voluntary advice shows she cares for you more than on a sexual level......in fact I would be curious about some of the advice she gave you.

If she just wanted dick...she wouldn't of waited till you broke it off with Badger.

 

[Ffactor]

The answer to your question sir, is no sir, she does not want your knees to grow sir, but she is lusting after the Ffactor good sir! So kindly pm her telephone # my jolly good retarded sir and be off with you!

Peace sir!

 

[WODIN]

Total play by bunny.... Watch for head games.

 

[TheProject]

Input is appreciated!

I think that's what she's trying to say.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

ROFL

Bunny and Baby? Either you watch too much porn or too many Patrick Swayze movies

 

[Mandinka2]

Total play by bunny.... Watch for head games.

Once more... on the money.

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: ROFL

Bunny and Baby? Either you watch too much porn or too many Patrick Swayze movies

Unless his real name happens to be Ducky...

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Total play by bunny.... Watch for head games.

Head games?

In what way sir?

I just want to bang her, I don't want to take her anywhere, just to my house or hers.




FagFactor, post on this thread again and I'll hang you by your official Nambla beltbuckle and wrap your rainbow colored colostomy bag around your neck so you can inhale what your dick smells like.

 

[FreeballinDC]

CC, I would play it totally straight with her (forgive the pun), until she gets more specific with what she wants, and I second Wodins observation, watch for head games, at least until she says she wants your applebag slappin' that ass!

 

[from zero]

She wants what you want because thats what you want right now. Basically she wants you and is agreeing with what you want because she wants an "in".

She is doing this in the hope that she gets what she wants later on. "Serious relationship", which will probably not be what you want.

It's just the way we all are.

My word. Dr. Phil has joined Elite.

 

[WODIN]

She wants what you want because thats what you want right now. Basically she wants you and is agreeing with what you want because she wants an "in".

She is doing this in the hope that she gets what she wants later on. "Serious relationship", which will probably not be what you want.

It's just the way we all are.

 

[beastboy]

She wants what you want because thats what you want right now. Basically she wants you and is agreeing with what you want because she wants an "in".

She is doing this in the hope that she gets what she wants later on. "Serious relationship", which will probably not be what you want.

It's just the way we all are.

That was what I was saying, but Chester thinks I'm an idiot.

 

[WODIN]

My word. Dr. Phil has joined Elite.

LMAO!!!

It's just human nature.

Men want to play, party and have sex with a lot of women. The more the merrier. The Crack of dawn isn't safe.

Women want to play, party, have a provider, protector and bud who will at least take out the trash.

We're talking eons of genetic imprinting.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

That was what I was saying, but Chester thinks I'm an idiot.

I do not dude!



I just did not understand the head games comment, thanks for clarifying Wodin.


So I'm getting a thumbs up about the "getting some ass"?

That's my main concern, this woman is like 9-10 years older than I am, it's hard to believe she would want a relationship with a young gent such as myself, and it's hard to believe she would think I would give her the time of day on any level other than making me bust protein enhanced yogurt from my hose of hugeness.

 

[Mandinka2]

She wants what you want because thats what you want right now. Basically she wants you and is agreeing with what you want because she wants an "in".

She is doing this in the hope that she gets what she wants later on. "Serious relationship", which will probably not be what you want.

It's just the way we all are.

i would disagree slightly , i would say that she is basically lying through her teeth to get you to want her. This is a classic game in relationships. I useta have this little book "games people play in relaitonships" , this is a classic but a bitch to spot in that situation urself. Basically once ur in that helpless situation she can fuck with u at will (Im speakin figuratively).

 

[beastboy]

I do not dude!



I just did not understand the head games comment, thanks for clarifying Wodin.


So I'm getting a thumbs up about the "getting some ass"?

That's my main concern, this woman is like 9-10 years older than I am, it's hard to believe she would want a relationship with a young gent such as myself, and it's hard to believe she would think I would give her the time of day on any level other than making me bust protein enhanced yogurt from my hose of hugeness.

I was kidding.

But this is what I would do.....

If you value your friendship with her, pass on the ass for now...I'm sure you could find it easily elsewhere. Unless you are 100% sure she knows and is fine with just a H & D.

 

[Ffactor]

That was what I was saying, but Chester thinks I'm an idiot.

Everybody thinks youre an idiot.
I agree with Wodie!

 

[WODIN]

So I'm getting a thumbs up about the "getting some ass"?

Two thumbs up dude!

 

[OKIE]

She wants your nuts, but she is really hoping it will turn into something more. You were friends for 2 years so she obviously likes you. My advice:

Hit it and deal with her crazy ass later!

 

[FreeballinDC]

So I'm getting a thumbs up about the "getting some ass"?

Yup, get some. But again, make sure that she puts it in plain english that she wants your Herman, the one eyed German.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

LOL, thanks everyone! Solid advice from some solid honkys. peace