Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

[sardonicone]

Wtf???

The night I went to break up with my wife during my Freshman year in college, she told me she was pregnant. She was crying so I let her go first.

9 months later my Son was born.

In 2004, after years of nothing changing between us, I started to move out.

Turns out she was pregnant then too. She lost that one though.

 

[reno240]

On a day long first date with a girl, I stopped at my house to change into pants and hit the toilet before we went to dinner. I lived in a old apartment (think - Along Came Polly) as this is a similar type apartment. Well - not thinking - I had her sit in the living room - and here's the stupid part - I forgot to turn on anything that makes noise. My bathroom didn't have an exhaust fan. Anyway, I am sitting on the toilet trying and trying to ease out some farts. Well, nothing was easing out that day. I was ripping it so loud, over and over again. Of course the toilet was amplifying the sound and I can feel my face reddening and heating up. The sweat started to pour down the back of my neck and I finally just said, "fuck it" - and let it all go. Well, I sat in there for awhile, washed my hands for 15 minutes and finally came out to face the music. She just stood up, tapped me on the stomach with an amused little smile and asked if I was alright. That was embarrasing as all hell.

 

[musclemom]

Husband (now ex) calling my boyfriend on his cell asking where I was was uh, not good. Boyfriend (now husband) handled it well, didn't miss a beat, he responded, "How the fuck should I know where the hell your wife is?"

Especially since we'd played hooky from work and were in bed in a Ramada Inn

And there's another one, involving a sex in a car and the parking lot security guard and I just can't talk about that one

 

[stilleto]

This is the most Awkward Relationship Moment in History!

leave my little gambini alone. he's cute.

 

[seaking420]

On a day long first date with a girl, I stopped at my house to change into pants and hit the toilet before we went to dinner. I lived in a old apartment (think - Along Came Polly) as this is a similar type apartment. Well - not thinking - I had her sit in the living room - and here's the stupid part - I forgot to turn on anything that makes noise. My bathroom didn't have an exhaust fan. Anyway, I am sitting on the toilet trying and trying to ease out some farts. Well, nothing was easing out that day. I was ripping it so loud, over and over again. Of course the toilet was amplifying the sound and I can feel my face reddening and heating up. The sweat started to pour down the back of my neck and I finally just said, "fuck it" - and let it all go. Well, I sat in there for awhile, washed my hands for 15 minutes and finally came out to face the music. She just stood up, tapped me on the stomach with an amused little smile and asked if I was alright. That was embarrasing as all hell.

Dude, I laughed so hard reading that

 

[CASS]

god i didnt realise there were so many committment phobes out there. i love committment and being married. best thing ever, never ever would i want to be single again and have to do the single thing, good at the time but once youe committed and then married much better.

 

[feisty11975]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

 

[javaguru]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

Your post alone makes this thread of the week material.

 

[feisty11975]

Your post alone makes this thread of the week material.

make sure I get half of the k award

 

[MichaelScott]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

that has got to be the post of the week