"I am an adult, I talk though shit, he just ran out of ideas" - Vince Vaughn in The Break Up
"Life isn't about how many breathes you take. It is about the moments that take your breathe away" - Will Smith in Hitch
-Security Guard - "Your pants seem a bit big. You got anything in them?"
-Santa - "Ya, something to cripple your sister with."
Billy Bob Thorton in Bad Santa
"I am all that is man" - Ramathorn in Super Troopers
"If you don't see it then it, wasn't ment for you to see. If you wasn't born wit' it then, it wasn't ment for you to be." - DMX
"You hesitate, you masturbate." - Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy
"Sleep is the cousin of death."
"Got you good you fucker" - JP (friend of mine)
"What up Cracker Jack?" - JP (friend of mine)
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
"Do on to others as you will have done onto you" - Eminem
"It is as if I'm taking crazy pills!" - Will Ferrell in Zoolander
"Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave."
"Time to drop the hammer!" - Duis (friend of mine)
"Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy." - 2pac