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"the world is what it is and you are what you are"--mario puzzo, author of "the godfather" and "the last don"
 
"I am an adult, I talk though shit, he just ran out of ideas" - Vince Vaughn in The Break Up

"Life isn't about how many breathes you take. It is about the moments that take your breathe away" - Will Smith in Hitch

-Security Guard - "Your pants seem a bit big. You got anything in them?"
-Santa - "Ya, something to cripple your sister with."
Billy Bob Thorton in Bad Santa

"I am all that is man" - Ramathorn in Super Troopers

"If you don't see it then it, wasn't ment for you to see. If you wasn't born wit' it then, it wasn't ment for you to be." - DMX

"You hesitate, you masturbate." - Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy

"Sleep is the cousin of death."

"Got you good you fucker" - JP (friend of mine)

"What up Cracker Jack?" - JP (friend of mine)

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

"Do on to others as you will have done onto you" - Eminem

"It is as if I'm taking crazy pills!" - Will Ferrell in Zoolander

"Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave."

"Time to drop the hammer!" - Duis (friend of mine)

"Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy." - 2pac
 
"Money free's you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is heaven" Groucho Marx

"We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money" Pat Ewing
 
"snakes..............it had to be snakes!"--harrison ford in "raiders of the lost arc"
 
"You got knocked the fuck out!"
"Don't eva, eva, eva-eva-eva-eva-eva come by here!"
Chris Tucker in Friday
 
All from Super Troopers

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!


Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.
 
Boondock Saints

"you and your stupid fucking rope" - murph

"You look fucking scary." - Connor

Agent Smecker: "You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

Rocco: Wyatt-Fuck'n-Earp

Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open

Rocco: I'll catch you on the flip side.

Connor: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
 
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