your best puke story!

[macDbol]

anyone have any crazy vomit stories after a night of parting or inside a bar/club?

i basically fell to the floor after one night and barfed my brains out...during the confusion my friends were telling me to barf in the bushes i didnt know where the fuck the bushes were, so i basically crawled all over my own puke searching for a good place to vomit

 

[macDbol]

i guess everyone is constantly on a cycle,,,no drinking stories

 

[Hoover]

The first time I ever got drunk which was last December. I was heading to Exit with a bunch of friends and we were drinking on the train. I took some shots of jagermeister and was not feeling much. Well, I started pounding them down quick. I ended up having about 8-10 shots in a period of an hour and fifteen minutes. As I arrived to Penn Station, I could barely walk. I was so gone. It was so much fun. We then arrived at Exit, but one of my friends with us lost her ID in the taxi. Thus, we could not get in. Which ended up being a good thing, because there was no way I would be able to dance. We then went back to Penn Station and I laid down on the floor. I passed out for 15 minutes. I then woke up and puked all over the floor. There were so many people around at the time looking at me. I was so gone, thus I did not care. Immediately after puking, I ate 4 slices of pizza from a little place in Penn Station and then went up to a group of 6 girls and tried putting the moves on them. I got two of their phone numbers. Pretty fun night.


Mike

 

[macDbol]

drinking on the train on the way to a club is cool,,, i had to carry my friend up a shit load of stairs in the PATH station after he basically passed out and puked on himself (felt like the WorldStrongman competition,i think i'll do good in the "carry the drunk bastard" event)

 

[Liberator]

Ok I shouldnt be typing his seeing as I am actually eating something right now but here goes, this was BEFORE I started taking bodybuilding seriously

I had just come out of a club and I felt like shit, I had drank almost everything in sight, anyway I needed money for the taxi so I went to the cash machine, I was about to use it when I just threw up, it went all over the machine, anyway I felt ok again and went to use the second then almost straight away I puked again all over the second, I couldnt stop it, it just came out

in the end I had to walk to another one

The next day I was in town and I went to use the same ones I had puked on the previous night, but there was a big que for them, anyway when I finally got to them there was stains all over both, so I decided to use another as I knew why

 

[68GT350]

My friends and me went to Tunnel a while back. We drank in the parked car right before hitting the club and all was well when we went in but I wound up passed out on a bench there and puked all over myself. A friend dragged my unconcious body out of there while I puked all over him. Not a pretty sight.

I'm trying to stay clean now.

 

[Xalthus]

I gotta funny story.. I was partyin fuckn HARD at this one party in San Fran.. Ok i got so drunk that i was thinking, i would get un-drunk if i washed the alcohol away with water.. Except i drank more Hard liquor instead of water.. and i just kept pounding it and pounding it .. The drunker i was the more i drank.. Until i went to the bathroom and puked for 2 hours then i almost ended up dying.. Thank god i cant remember it all no more alcohol for me... ever..

 

[Super Girl 22]

Unfortunately, i do have a puking story.

It was recently (july 3rd to be exact). I had a shitty week and i have off on July 4th so i figured i'd go out with some friends to a club (the Vanderbilt) and drink my ass off and dance all night long and possibly catch some breakfast after all was said and done. Well...i started out drinking sex on the beach. the first 2 did nothing for me when usually i'll start feeling some kind of buzz. so i figured i'd better start drinking a lil bit faster since i wanted to be trashed. i then had a malibu baybreeze (quickly) and then did 2 shots of blackhaus. i knew after the 2nd one that i would be throwing up. i danced around like a psycho...had another malibu baybreeze. i said down by the stage for a second cause i started getting dizzy and tired. my song came on "blow ya mind" so i said i gotta get up and dance...that lasted 2 mins. sat down again and my bro's gf asked if i needed to puke. i said yes but not right now...not even 30 seconds later, i grabbed her and she took me into the bathroom. i had my head in the toilet throwing up for 30 mins. i got tired of just doing that so i figured i'd lay down on the bathroom floor for a lil while (this is what i was thinking while i was trashed). come to find out...i fell on the floor and my friend grabbed my head so i wouldnt get knocked out by how hard i fell. finally, i got out of the bathroom asked my bro to carry me...of course, he said no way. so i walked to the other side of the club, collapsed on my face..he finally agreed to carry me. got outside threw up again, got to the car, threw up again. not really sure how i got into my house or my bed but when i was laying there (on the 2nd floor in my room) i felt like i had to throw up again. i wasn't running downstairs to the bathroom and i didnt have a bucket or pail in my room to throw up in so i decided that i would either throw up on myself or just on the floor and i would clean it in the morning. i ended up passing out without throwing up but the next day was a bitch of a hangover!!! haven't really done much drinking since then but this weekend is looking like a possible repeat!

 

[3Vandoo]

Well me it was 8 years ago at 16.

First time I got drunk I was 14 @ 350lbs ( 9999%bf LOL )
and I never had beers after, at that time my record was 17.

So one night some friend had a party at their house.
But I must explain that my weight was 194lbs at 7bf%.

And that night I decided to beat my record of 17 beers

BELIVE ME IT WASNT THE SAME ENDURANCE OF ALCOHOL than at 350lbs.

So during the night I saw a girl that I had a crush on her since many year so I started flirting her, everything went fine until I finished my 18th beer

and I was on my way to declare

" KARINE I LO ** BOOO HOOOOEEEEEYRRRRR

I puked all over her, since 93 she doesnt want to talk to me

 

[redhotavenger]

passed out

i was soooooo drunk at my friends house party that i don;t remember even barfin, my friends say i did but i don't even remember. i was out for like 6 hrs. i was sweatin like crazy, so they say. they laid me on my stomach so i would choke on my own barf. crazy shit, good thing that never happened again