You see all sorts of creative uses of English on here.
As someone who speaks standard English I find the American dialect rather curious too.
I love they way Americans say "mis'il" instead of "missile".
"Write me" instead of "write to me".
"nooz" instead of "news".
"Coming up Saturday" instead of "coming up on saturday".
"rowt" instead of "route".
"lewtenant" instead of lieutenant.
"Gas" instead of "petrol".
"thourow" instead of "thorough".
It is also extremely common for Americans to pronounce everything with "sch" in it. Most Americans do this to some extent.
For example: "Thatsch world newsch tonight, i'm Dan Rather. Schee you next schaturday".
Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, George Bush - they all do this, opps I mean "thisch".