"you'd make a great cop"

[DepressiveJuice]

what the hell does that mean? i've had alot of people tell me that. family, friends, co-workers. today i was talking with my cousins wife and she said i would make a great cop. how the hell does someone make a great cop if said person has never been in such a position before?

 

[Lao Tzu]

maybe you seem sociopathic and rugged. most cops are like that.

 

[ohashi]

You probably squeal too much.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Perhaps they think you have an unnatural fondness of donuts.

 

[tiger88]

i still kick your ass in that ugly blue uniform

 

[Code]

It means you're a natural dick-head and like to make up for your short-comings as a man by handing out speeding tickets.

 

[tiger88]

and tickets for JAY walking

 

[ohashi]

JAY walking = slang for ass-fucking?