You WILL NOT challenge this...

[GenetiKing]

I am truly King.
From one end of this desk to the other, MY LAND!

These great stacks of paper are mine dispose of or file...AS I SEE FIT!

This pile of paper clips on my desk calendar worship me. My sovereignty is absolute. My rule unchallenged.

These pathetic rubber bands in my desk drawer are mine to toy with...victims of my evil machinations, their free will gone, they shudder when the King beckons.

My keyboard cowers in fear as I crush its free will with nothing more than my powerful fingertips.

I swing my stapler like a broadsword...stapling anything that pisses me off!!!

Goddamn you, scrap paper! Obey my rule! SNAP! *GK staples scrap paper*

Anybodyelse want to defy my rule?

The rolodex spins as I command. I need a number. *spin, spin*
I am King.

From the telephone all the way to the adding machine, I am King!

From the computer monitor all the way to the rolodex, I am King!

These pins? MINE!
Those files? MINE!
That mouse pad? MINE! That letter opener? MINE!

MINE! GODDAMMIT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

That highlighter? MINE, MOTHERFUCKER MINE!!!!

Back up chump...I'm King here.

See that?

It's my phone.

That's right...my phone.

Maybe I'll make a phone call.

Maybe I won't.

But it doesn't matter.

You know why? Because...oh shit I gotta go here comes my Dad.

 

[PHATchik]

LOL, you tell 'em GK.

 

[Austin316]

being a king sure is hard work isn't it?

 

[Night Fly]

You okay there???

What in the crap are you two (PC and Austin) doing on so early in the day???

 

[PHATchik]

You okay there???

What in the crap are you two (PC and Austin) doing on so early in the day???

My classes are over at 12:30 on Fridays. I'm just hanging out a little while before I head home. How you doing girl?

 

[Night Fly]

My classes are over at 12:30 on Fridays. I'm just hanging out a little while before I head home. How you doing girl?

Shitty, really shitty...but hopefully I will be better after my workout.

 

[AAP]

Dr. Seuss on halo.

 

[PHATchik]

Shitty, really shitty...but hopefully I will be better after my workout.

That always helps. Working out stress and tension. But why so shitty?

 

[GenetiKing]

One day my rule shall expand into the land of the copier/fax machine directly behind me.

Some of these bastards think it's community property or something...making copies when they please, faxing items to and fro, with no notification to myself whatsoever.

*it's not like anyone besides me refills the ink cartride or keeps it full of paper dammit*

Soon...very soon, I will claim said territory as my own and spread my trannical, iron-fisted rule over that land as well. Glory to the empire!

The king hath spoken.

 

[HighIntensity]

just got finished with my first final

 

[Austin316]

Im skipping class, and going to the gym in 20 minutes myself

 

[OMEGA]

thats the funniest of the day..

pretty sure about this one

 

[Austin316]

You okay there???

What in the crap are you two (PC and Austin) doing on so early in the day???

well if you really want me to leave or something I guess I will

 

[PHATchik]

just got finished with my first final

How did it go? Mine start Monday.

 

[HighIntensity]

pages and pages of essays about media ethics...blah

think i did well

good luck girl

 

[PHATchik]

pages and pages of essays about media ethics...blah

think i did well

good luck girl

Thanks. You too.

 

[GenetiKing]

YOU CRETINS!



How dare you discuss your mundane everyday lives while I am on the verge of GODHOOD ?

Can't you see? The conquest begins! Mount your steed! Today we ride! I shall also claim the typewriter desk next to the fax if the spirit moves me.

Come...come and the King shall anoint you.

*GK marks his forehead with the yellow highlighter, co-workers look on in confusion and disgust*

Who art thou to challenge me?

Damn...here comes Dad again.

 

[PHATchik]

GK, you're killing me over here.

 

[Austin316]

Im your omnipotent lord and master I rule over all, I have the power of the gods at my disposal.

Who art thou to challenge my rule mortal!!

 

[PinK233]

This thread is quite amusing

 

[GenetiKing]

Spin Rolodex, Spin.

 

[Austin316]

Art though mocking my power!!

Ill reign fiery destuction from the heavens upon thine head!!

 

[mekannik]

trannical

 

[strongchick]

'where's my stapler?'

 

[Barf]

 

[GenetiKing]

trannical

"tyrannical"

The king only uses spell check when he feels like it.

 

[GenetiKing]

Spin Rolodex...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spin! Spin I say!! hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

 

[HighIntensity]

and suddenly im thinking "tommy boy"

 

[PHATchik]

Spin Rolodex...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spin! Spin I say!! hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

I will not start to worry. I will not start to worry. I will not start to worry.

 

[GenetiKing]

Awww...wook it da wittle paper clip.....yes....he's a cute widdle paper clip....he obeys his King like a good widdle paper clip...

*GK crushes paper clip with fingers*

hahahahahahahahahahah.....ummm......hahahahahhahaha

 

[PHATchik]

Awww...wook it da wittle paper clip.....yes....he's a cute widdle paper clip....he obeys his King like a good widdle paper clip...

*GK crushes paper clip with fingers*

hahahahahahahahahahah.....ummm......hahahahahhahaha

LOL....I know better than to worry so I won't, but damn this is hilarious!!!!