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cityhick

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So I havent been going to the gym I have a membership to lately becuase I have been working out in my buddies basement. So I go in today and realized every stacked, ripped, and huge guys is well over 30!? I am 19 and I work my ass off and can only dream of looking like these guys. These might be the rasons add some if you like. :)

1) I go to the Doctors and get TEST FOR FREE BITCH!

2)Old guys are wise and know what the F___ we're doing

3)We all do roids....Its cool been doin it for years

4) We all diet and train like we dont have lives.

5) I have been doing this shit ever sence you were in your dads sack you little Punk

6) Got Nothing Better to do.

I am sure to get a lot of funny reasons. Just post so I can get a good laugh.
 
There might be a total of 5 guys in the gym that are under 30 that look like they know what they are doing.

PS FUCK YA IM JELOUS! MY BALLS SHOULD BE PUMPING TESTERONE LIKE GAS.
 
bobdudeman said:
Soon cityhickson, soon you too will be an old bastard. May the dark side be with you.....


Haha. And when I am 30 ill be juicin until my nuts look like rice. BUT ill be one huge crazy motha fucker.
 
cityhick said:
So I havent been going to the gym I have a membership to lately becuase I have been working out in my buddies basement. So I go in today and realized every stacked, ripped, and huge guys is well over 30!? I am 19 and I work my ass off and can only dream of looking like these guys. These might be the rasons add some if you like. :)

1) I go to the Doctors and get TEST FOR FREE BITCH!

2)Old guys are wise and know what the F___ we're doing

3)We all do roids....Its cool been doin it for years

4) We all diet and train like we dont have lives.

5) I have been doing this shit ever sence you were in your dads sack you little Punk

6) Got Nothing Better to do.

I am sure to get a lot of funny reasons. Just post so I can get a good laugh.

Oh kiss my ass, you know I'm old enough to be your dad, that's why I have a home gym, so no one sees my grey hairs starting up :lmao:
 
indy69camaro said:
Oh kiss my ass, you know I'm old enough to be your dad, that's why I have a home gym, so no one sees my grey hairs starting up :lmao:

I wish I was your kid. I would have GH pumped in me right outta the whomb :) Id rob be about 4'2 310lbs 1%BF
 
Hell at 21 I was the biggest guy in my town's Gold's gym, people kept asking me who my sponsors were, when my next contest was, etc. Truth was, I just used a lot of juice, knew exactly what I was doing in terms of diet/training/rest/, and had nothing better to do... age can help some at higher levels, but at your local gym it's not a deciding factor.
 
indy69camaro said:
Oh kiss my ass, you know I'm old enough to be your dad, that's why I have a home gym, so no one sees my grey hairs starting up :lmao:

Indy, I think you should workout at your local gym. That way you could foam at the mouth and scare all the young bloods.

I would be terrified if I saw you and your silverback!
 
You can joke all you want about the old bastards truth be told nothing beats mature muscle even if the little hair that is left is all grey, Reg Park Arnie's idol is a trainer at my gym and at 495 years the mans arms still look awesome!!! Us okes can use all the shortcuts and diets but at the end of the day you will or should look your best at about 30.

5 to go for me, O shit its 4 now...
 
The getting test legally thing is nice. Even if I can only get a week's worth at a time(it's supposed to last a month). But I disagree about the older guys looking good cuz I've retty much been the largest bodybuilder guy on my side of town for 10+ yrs. I was in the gym before it was the cool thing to do. Protien powder tasted like absolute shit and there were no healthy choice alternative foods readily available. Eating out clean was eating Arby's. You had to buy/learn how to use gear from a trusted personal source, not by google search results. You youngsters have it so easy-buncha spolied little pussy fart roid puppies.
 
cityhick said:
So I havent been going to the gym I have a membership to lately becuase I have been working out in my buddies basement. So I go in today and realized every stacked, ripped, and huge guys is well over 30!? I am 19 and I work my ass off and can only dream of looking like these guys. These might be the rasons add some if you like. :)

1) I go to the Doctors and get TEST FOR FREE BITCH!

2)Old guys are wise and know what the F___ we're doing

3)We all do roids....Its cool been doin it for years

4) We all diet and train like we dont have lives.

5) I have been doing this shit ever sence you were in your dads sack you little Punk

6) Got Nothing Better to do.

lol, trust me enjoy you're teens, don't think being 30+ is a great "advantage." Also, your 1-6 makes no sense ;)
 
I am no hero, but I can tell you there is a big difference between the way I trained and ate when I was 20 compared to now at almost 39.

If I knew then what I know now - I would have been in the light-heavy division instead of middlewieght.

And I didn't touch gear until I was 37 years old!


Bluesman
 
Steve The Bluesman said:
I am no hero, but I can tell you there is a big difference between the way I trained and ate when I was 20 compared to now at almost 39.

If I knew then what I know now - I would have been in the light-heavy division instead of middlewieght.

And I didn't touch gear until I was 37 years old!


Bluesman

Bro, at 25 I had 17 1/2" bicepts & a 47" chest @ 38 I am 19 1/2" bis and 50" chest...you can obtain more mass after 30.
 
BigCracker said:
The getting test legally thing is nice. Even if I can only get a week's worth at a time(it's supposed to last a month). But I disagree about the older guys looking good cuz I've retty much been the largest bodybuilder guy on my side of town for 10+ yrs. I was in the gym before it was the cool thing to do. Protien powder tasted like absolute shit and there were no healthy choice alternative foods readily available. Eating out clean was eating Arby's. You had to buy/learn how to use gear from a trusted personal source, not by google search results. You youngsters have it so easy-buncha spolied little pussy fart roid puppies.

Ill take that as a compliment. But like I have said MANY times. I havent even started my first cycle yet. I think people are taking offense to this when they shouldnt. All I am saying is that I admire the old guys that keep thierselves in shape. It was more of a joke then anything.
 
smaretick said:
Yeah Radar...tell them....sad to say, but I've got socks at home in my drawer that are older than most of these guys:)

30? That's not old...that's young. 41 here.

You missed one for your list:

7. I'm old...I can afford a personal trainer 5 days a week, a dietician, and the appropriate gear so that I'm now working out the way I SHOULD have worked out when I was in my 20's.

trust me...the first 13 years I worked out were a waste. After hiring a trainer and getting my diet straightened out (and starting to use a little gear), I have added over 30 lbs of muscle in less than 2 years.
 
I'm 33. Stats in my signature. Signature picture was in the end of September. I was completely clean. I still am.
Its all eating right and working out right.
 
Mr.X said:
lol, trust me enjoy you're teens, don't think being 30+ is a great "advantage."

What he said ^^^. I'm 41 and a combination of bad genetics, football, rugby, mogul bashing, motocross, skateboarding, running and squatting 500 friggin pounds has destroyed my knees. . .they both need to be replaced. . .soon. . .like last year :worried:
 
swolenole said:
Bro, at 25 I had 17 1/2" bicepts & a 47" chest @ 38 I am 19 1/2" bis and 50" chest...you can obtain more mass after 30.


I'm 33yrs old, and I'm finding this statement is true for me...... Losing fat is a bit harder, but getting muscle seems to be ALOT easier now.... I'm wondering what happens in your 40's? Anyone shed some light on this? How does your body change when you hit your 40's?

rizz
 
For us old specimens it was also survival of the fittest. A stint in the military and urban warfare afterwards has culled the herd. You're looking at the best our generation had to offer. Overcoming adversity will make you strong.
 
Ulter said:
You can't compete with older guys who have been training for years in terms of thickness. Mature muscle takes years to put on and there are no short cuts to that. The big guys have used steroids much longer than you but that's only half of it.

What are your thoughts regarding mature muscle in that it's based on age, or reps/sets performed by the muscle(s)?

I ask this because... look at 18 - 22 something y/o's that get on stage (juice or no juice) one could say that their muscles look "mature." Not compared to a 44 y/o BB though... but still more mature than some in their 30's that life "recreationally" or inconsistantly.

Let me add I completly agree with your statement of mature muscle.. I'm just wondering as to how one could gauge the "maturity" by age or working sets.

... something to think about.
 
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