You might be a powerlifter/bodybuilder/strongman if..

[longarms]

X-Man rocks.

Rojas the gardener. That's funny.

I nearly take naps between DL sets!

Keep 'em coming, this is great.

 

[Sassy69]

You might be a bodybuilder if you are glad they don't allow chalk in your gym... You might be a power lifter if you are pissed as hell that they don't allow chalk in your gym.

You may be a power lifter if you practice your farmer's walk while carrying your buckets of chains over to the power rack.

You may be a bodybuilder if you ask a power lifter if he's going to a major water balloon fight w/ all those colorful bands.

You may be a former bodybuilder who just started training as power lifter 3 weeks ago and have already passed your personal bests by 50 lbs. (i have done this!)

You may be a bodybuilder if the thought of eating boiled chicken with flax oil on it for 3 days straight doesn't scare you. (I have done this.)

You may be a bodybuilder if you eat nothing but orange roughy and broccoli for a week. (DON'T do this!)

You may be a bodybuilder if you have have no callouses on your hands.... You may be a power lifter if your hands look like they've been dragged on cheese graters. (I guess this may only apply to women or BB's who ALWAYS wear gloves...)

 

[Toozee]

You might be a powerlifter if you think "Alice in Chains" was a legendary female WSB supporter.

 

[Smurfy]

 

[onerepmaximum]

You might be a bodybuilder if 98% of the world is fat to you.

 

[cheesecake]

You might be a strongman if you have ever voluntarily pushed a vehicle that was NOT out of gas.
...chad...

 

[Synpax]

You might be a BB if you cannot mention your weight without throwing in "with 3-5% body fat."

You might be a BB if you look at the nutritional label on *everything* and if it doesn't have a nutritional label, you look it up online at the FDA website.

You might be a BB/PL if people at your gym think you work there.

You might be a BB/PL if people who work at your gym also think you work there.

You might be a BB/PL if you can recite lines from Pumpin Iron verbatum.

 

[Empire]

This is good stuff.
If you have your own key to the gym, so you can get in early, be done, and not have to talk to the normal humans.(that don't have a clue)

 

[longarms]

You might be a powerlifter if you quit your job 'cause it's against policy to lift more than 50lbs at work.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You might be a bodybuilder if your girlfriend complains that you shave your legs more often than she does.