you might be a confused powerlifter if you ever sniffed the ammonia you have at home for cleaning before a lift instead of the caps....lol
you might be a bodybuilder if your ever pumping up backstage and a guy, you dont know, ask you to rub oil on his ass, and you do it saying : "sure no problem!!!" later when you realize what you did you have to have sex with a female to prove your still straight......( and yes i did that before...lol)
you might be lord suston if you think a squat/ sprinting workout was usless unless it involves puking!!!
you might be a powerlifter if "get it up you fucking pussy!!!" is part of your daily vocabulary.
you might be bfold the truth if you bark at the weight and scream violently while going for a max!!!
you might be a strongman if you move faster with 400-800lbs on your back than you do without it during any other activity in your life.
you might be cheesecake if you yell like Jean-Claude Van Damn while maxing out
you might be a bodybuilder if you've ever told another man that his ass is carrying too much fat and he looks a little bloated, and he understood.
you might be cuthbert if every strongman contest you go to, every implement you have to pick up and use, weighs more than you.
you might be a powerlifter if your home gym looks like it belongs on the cover of S&M Monthly due to all the bands chains and other "interesting" items
you might be t3c if you paint your face like brave heart with chalk for events and max days!!!
you might be a strongman if test out a vehicle to purchase by seeing if you can pick it up, if you can, you look for something bigger to give you a goal to work for. when you can deadlift it, you trade it in for something heavier.
you might be spatts, if your only training partners are guys in your sport becuase, there are only a handful of female's stronger than you in the world!!!
you might be a bodybuilder if you were ever on MTV and had your dad shave your ass.
you might be needsize if on your first bodybuilding contest paul dillet sits out in the crowd and picks you to win, and is shocked when you get 2nd, and were talking about for a big contest too!!!
you might be a powerlifter if you believe that your strength is porportionate to how short your hair is and how long your gotee is.
you might be mike rojas if you can set pr's and water your lawn at the same time!!
you might be a strongman if your friends car breaks down and ask you to come tow his car, and you tell him you'll be there in 5 minutes and dont worry about hooking up the tow cables, you've got this one covered and being to sprint with the vehicle.
you might be mule if you bench more than everyone in the world say about 2-6........
you might be a bodybuilder if have 2 sets of cloths: offseason and precontest.
you might be kingc_79 if you own that 185 stones ass!!!
you might be a powerlifter if youve ever had to replace a bar, due to the fact that you've managed to bend it
you might be Joker47 if you have your elitefitness handle name sprayed on your belt, and you lift big ass weights while wearing a doo-rag!!!!
you might be a strongman if look at buying a house and need to examine the specs of the drive way before purchase.
and you might be exodus, if your job is slow and you have nothing more to do than come up with all this stuff..........
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