You might be a powerlifter/bodybuilder/strongman if..

[jeremys]

lets see what we can come up with

this one is not original. its from a guy at the monster muscle forum

If you ride to the gym on a Harley for a workout that involves baby powder and ballet slippers... you are definetly a powerlifter.

 

[jeremys]

i'll be fair to everybody

if you would rather flip a tire before remembering that the great invention of the wheel involves it rolling, you might be a strongman

 

[kentucky]

You might be a bodybuilder if you find yourself looking and criticizing other guys who have their shirts off - yet you don't feel gay about it.

 

[longarms]

You might be a strongman if you go to wall mart just to drool over the parking lot.

 

[jeremys]

muahaha

if the infesting asian beetles (kinda like ladybugs) bite you, and you snap and eat them because you remember that bugs have protein, you might be insane. or a powerlifter. same thing

 

[t3c]

on squat day, if you do curls while sk* and hammer are doing abs...you might be t3c

 

[IronLion]

you may be a strongman/ powerlifter if you consider the Hardware store a gym supply warehouse

you may be a powerlifter/strongman if you use the treadmill for cardio by picking it up and carrying it on your back

 

[longarms]

You might be a bodybuilder if you know the olecranon process isn't part of the legal system.
(OK, Citrus already knew this one)

 

[longarms]

You might be a powerlifter if you host a tupperware party to get the colorful airtight containers to store your chalk.

 

[jeremys]

haha good ones

if you strip down to a thong and oil yourself up while comparing your curves and your ass to other guys' and compliment them on their glutes and walk out like this on stage..you might be a raging homo..i mean bodybuilder

JUST KIDDING. hahaha its all in good fun