You look like you eat dinner

[cuthroat]

I was on break today and hanging out with this girl that looks like a stereotypical cholette? Latino. She turns to me and says in her latino accent "No offense, guy, but you look like you eat dinner...and I want some of your sausage."

I know it sounds like it would be offensive, but the way she said it had me laughing. I thought it was pretty cool how she used humor to disarm me so she could get up on my shit.


What would it take for you to humor someone like this? Or when it comes to people trying to jump your bones, do you just tell 'em to gtfo?

 

[ceo]

did she have no eyebrows, save for the ones she draws on every day?

 

[miplank]

This thread sucks

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL took me a while to realize it was a parrotty thread

i told a fat chick she looked like she ate dinner 1 tyme

 

[EarthRider]

lol

 

[zwhit]

I'd give her the meat

 

[axismundi]

heh

 

[pdaddyII]

There used to be this comPang in town that did these body wraps for obese people. I took a few of their cards to the bars with me and would hand them out to the girls that sucked. I actually landed a few of them that way. I'm too good for you chicks love to be offended for some reason.