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stilleto said:
Did you call the person out on the lie? I'd be like "WTF? Seriously"?
stilleto said:Of course. with proof.
to no avail.
That person would be cut from my life and would no longer exist to me. Problem solved.
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Smurfy said:
You dumb ass!
Stilleto said they repeatedly lied, and refused to admit it after everyone finding out it was obviously a lie...
It is obviously a woman
Smurfy said:
My old mans line was a 2 x 4.
I dont care what size you are, i would eat you alivebiteme said:You told me how mean you were when you were little. I'd hate to piss you off. Little people are dangerous.
Ask needto how mean i am....His cousin is here to he will vouche i am not as sweet as I look
Definition of my ex husband ... I could read his body language, I would KNOW he wasn't telling the truth and he'd sit there and lie in my face, I eventually learned he'd NEVER budge, EVER ... so the incident would sort of "lodge" in the back of my mind. It NEVER failed eventually I'd find the truth out. The only way the SOB would ever confess was if I hit him with third party confirmation and THEN the person had to be in the roomstilleto said:
Well, we know how that ended. Been my observation that people who lie and hold to the lie even when called on it will NEVER change. If you HAVE to deal with them, you basically never take anything they say at face value. So you become freaking sherlock holmes and a fact checker ...
They are people you cannot ever trust.
You know the old saying, "You knew I was a snake when you brought me in ..."
musclemom said:Definition of my ex husband ... I could read his body language, I would KNOW he wasn't telling the truth and he'd sit there and lie in my face, I eventually learned he'd NEVER budge, EVER ... so the incident would sort of "lodge" in the back of my mind. It NEVER failed eventually I'd find the truth out. The only way the SOB would ever confess was if I hit him with third party confirmation and THEN the person had to be in the room
Well, we know how that ended. Been my observation that people who lie and hold to the lie even when called on it will NEVER change. If you HAVE to deal with them, you basically never take anything they say at face value. So you become freaking sherlock holmes and a fact checker ...
They are people you cannot ever trust.
You know the old saying, "You knew I was a snake when you brought me in ..."
Unfortunately my ex wife.
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The story of the last several years of my life but I think the moron motherfucker of a judge put it best when he last took my girls from me. "If you throw enough mud, eventually SOME of it will stick."
Yea, ok - dumb shit. My ex was caught in irrefutable lies (bank accounts that said he had waaaaaaaaay more money than he originally said to beat me and my kids out of childsupport, etc - not retarded bullshit like, "He called me a so and so to the kids.") and NEVER a single shred of any proof of one single sorry fucking allegation he made about me but hey... that's ok, right?
Sorry assed scumbag motherfuckers....
I dont feel the need to waste mental effort on lying - EVER.
If your ass looks big in a pair of jeans DONT ASK ME BECAUSE I WILL HAND YOU A WIDE LOAD STICKER AND TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
Feel me?
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE sorry assed lying motherfuckers.
Yea, ok - dumb shit.
My ex was caught in irrefutable lies (bank accounts that said he had waaaaaaaaay more money than he originally said to beat me and my kids out of childsupport, etc - not retarded bullshit like, "He called me a so and so to the kids.") and NEVER a single shred of any proof of one single sorry fucking allegation he made about me but hey... that's ok, right?Sorry assed scumbag motherfuckers....
I dont feel the need to waste mental effort on lying - EVER.
If your ass looks big in a pair of jeans DONT ASK ME BECAUSE I WILL HAND YOU A WIDE LOAD STICKER AND TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
Feel me?
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE sorry assed lying motherfuckers.
stilleto said:
dear Lord do I know how being lied to feels? YES I DO
and i know exactly what you mean, its annoying and i ignore my friend liar or else I will constantly have circular arguments with her... the funny thing is they are little lies tiny winny little fecking lies and many of them ...lol
i don't know how her husband coped and copes with it....
Nearly all women say they hate liars, yet most of them are the biggest liars of all. What they really mean is I hate people that lie to me, but I can lie to whomever I want. Everyone lies. You couldn't get thru life without telling a lie occasionally. It's the insecurity factor.
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biteme said:
Sorry darlin -
Lying is NOT gender based.
I have four daughters. Only ONE is a fucking liar. The other three are like their mother and dont have that disease. But I will either kill the oldest or die making a WOMAN out of her. One of us is going down and motherfucker, it will NOT be me.
I brought that child into this world - NOT her pisspoor pathetic excuse of a father. And it is MY JOB to make sure that she is an honest, upstanding PRODUCTIVE member of society.
LIES WOMEN TELL
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Shanidar Cabaraban
No, this is not another male bashing session with me. Believe it or not, male bashing too has to be taken in moderation. In fact, this article is so far from male bashing because this piece will provide you an extraordinary insight into the intricate and most complex mind created by God - a woman’s mind.
Last week, we did a piece on lies men tell. In keeping with the concept of gender equality, we do this piece today. Men don’t have the monopoly with lies, you know. Not to brag, but women who have been known to be forthright and with sterling reputations resort to lying plenty of times. This goes back to the days when the Homo Erectus female, after being dragged by the hair by the male Homo Erectus (because he didn’t believe she was really washing her hair in the week since she’s disappeared) resorted to lying if only to stop him from making her bald. Over the years, men and women have evolved to cooking meat, developing weapons, wearing something else other than bark of the tree; the lies too have evolved. In fact, it has become a race for survival in this crazy little thing called relationship. Think of it this way, what is the objective behind the lies women tell? Simple: she doesn’t want to hurt her man’s feeling. Now, if a girl, lady, woman, or man pretending to be a woman tells you something like the list compiled below, bear in mind, she’s not really lying, she just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.
1. Yes, you do kind of look like Piolo Pascual, especially with that haircut! The more handsome the actor, the more she loves you. So honey, if she tells you you look like Alex Compton at a certain angle, she must really be crazy about you.
2. Of course I came, honey! Tons of times. I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings but the truth is most women fake it, hon. Explanation: Simply this. Not a lot of women are red hot fire engines who are capable of multiple orgasm. You know the old saying: Once is enough for a wise man? Well, we can edit some stuff there and say: Once is enough for any woman. If you have found a woman who can do that more than once, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let her go. That appetite may come in handy during rainy season.
3. You're the best lover I've ever had. Okay, this may sound a bit harsh but the truth is, men expect it from us women to say that. Just like we women expect that you men tell us we are not fat and that you aren’t seeing someone else. Men demand that we placate their feelings and inflate their egos by telling them this. And because we care and we are ever dutiful, we say it...but only because you want us to.
4. Oh this? It's just something I threw on. (It's brand-new.) Most men are boggled with the concept that we normal women do not come out of our houses looking like amazing models because we were born that way. Beauty takes a lot of time, patience and shopping. So when we say, this old rag I put on for you, we actually mean, I bought it 3 hours ago. Compelling reason behind this lie: We don’t want you to think we primp, pluck and sweat for you.
5. Your mother is sweet! (For a domineering shrew.) Mama’s boys, watch out. There is no greater BANE in our existence than a shrew for a mother in law. Poor Lumen, always caught in a stupid ping pong ball of emotions between pleasing her husband and sucking up to her mother in law. I say, ditch the old broad, Lumen, and for once, stick to your guns. You don’t need to be WA-IS for your mother in law, you only need to be WA-IS for your husband.
6. Hmmmm, quite the handful. Oooh, ow, I think you're too big for me. Read number 3 and internalize this: He likes hearing this. So, give it to him. I’m not a puritan and I’ve always thought if it doesn’t hurt the person, so give a kind word or two. This definitely applies to the same principle.
7. I don't talk to my girlfriends about you. You know those all-girl night outs we say we go to, now you know what we talk about. How amazing you are, how crazy in love you are, how wonderful you are.... Of course, if we just had a big fight, we bash you with our girl friends and perform voodoo on you. Yes, there's the voodoo doll image of you and guess where we stab the pins?
8. I hope you and your new girlfriend will be very happy. When a relationship ends, we have to say this. When The Corrs sang “I Never Really Loved You Anyway,” I was so sure there had to be a basis. In truth and in fact, we actually want you and your current girlfriend to die from a debilitating disease, crawl on dirt with blood and mucus secreting everywhere or something along that line.
9. It's just what I always wanted! (The bigger the smile, the bigger the lie.) Most men have lousy taste. Admit it. They hate to shop. They hate to wait so they usually take the most convenient, accessible and sometimes cheapest gift they can find, or if they’re really smart, they ask a girl friend or their sister or their mother to shop for them. But even that sometimes does not work out so when men hand the gift over, we give a big smile and say this line.
10. Marriage? I've never even thought about it... (We planned the whole event out in the womb.) There are women who swear on their mother’s grave they do not want to get married, but I also know plenty of women who use this excuse to camouflage their growing desperation to get married. They say this lie because they do not want to scare the guy. But the truth is, most women want the whole shebang hoopla - long white gown with a train so long, white roses for bouquet and Archbishop Tuquib presiding over the wedding. We say men think of sex all the time, well, women think of marriage all the time...at least normal women do.
11. I never lie. Don’t you believe this, honey. This is like calling the kettle black. Of course she lies. Otherwise, she’s the devil’s handmaid. You know how they say, perfection is the devil’s work. I don’t really believe that but if she says she never lies, I’d volunteer to have my ovaries removed without anesthesia.
12. I have a boyfriend. This is handy when a male or female admirer has gone psycho and is now stalking you. When he or she won’t take no for an answer, and you truthfully do not have a boyfriend, get one of your friends to pretend that you’re involved with him. The wise ones get a clue. The stupids usually take a longer time.
13. I don't have a boyfriend. Have you ever gone to a party and saw somebody (who looks like the poster guy for Oxygen Shop) where the attraction was too strong, and you, being a mere mortal, wanted so badly to get to know this person better and he seems to exchange hot looks with you too, but your boyfriend is still alive and kicking and will pick you up in twenty minutes so you say this lie to the Oxygen look-alike model in a last ditch effort to get lucky.
14. My best friend is infatuated with you and if I keep seeing you, I'll lose her as a friend. Surprisingly, guys understand that friendship comes first, especially between women. This is an example of a uni-sex lie. Most men use this lie too to get rid of a pesky female. We merely change tables once in a while. The truth is, her best friend hates your guts so bad she would have paid the boys in Corrales to bump you off.
15. It's not you; it's me. (It's you.) When God created man, he saw that He royally screwed up, so He went and made woman. Following this logic, a woman is totally blameless and utterly devoid of any flaw especially when it comes to relationships. Right? Wrong. But it's sure good for the ego and the self esteem. And for most men and women, this gives them the license to lie. Whether it's moral or not, I don’t really want to make judgment calls but I will tell you this: Lying is like rain on a hot summer day, it can be refreshing and fun but when it keeps coming, it cramps your lifestyle.
october 21, 2002
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Shanidar Cabaraban
No, this is not another male bashing session with me. Believe it or not, male bashing too has to be taken in moderation. In fact, this article is so far from male bashing because this piece will provide you an extraordinary insight into the intricate and most complex mind created by God - a woman’s mind.
Last week, we did a piece on lies men tell. In keeping with the concept of gender equality, we do this piece today. Men don’t have the monopoly with lies, you know. Not to brag, but women who have been known to be forthright and with sterling reputations resort to lying plenty of times. This goes back to the days when the Homo Erectus female, after being dragged by the hair by the male Homo Erectus (because he didn’t believe she was really washing her hair in the week since she’s disappeared) resorted to lying if only to stop him from making her bald. Over the years, men and women have evolved to cooking meat, developing weapons, wearing something else other than bark of the tree; the lies too have evolved. In fact, it has become a race for survival in this crazy little thing called relationship. Think of it this way, what is the objective behind the lies women tell? Simple: she doesn’t want to hurt her man’s feeling. Now, if a girl, lady, woman, or man pretending to be a woman tells you something like the list compiled below, bear in mind, she’s not really lying, she just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.
1. Yes, you do kind of look like Piolo Pascual, especially with that haircut! The more handsome the actor, the more she loves you. So honey, if she tells you you look like Alex Compton at a certain angle, she must really be crazy about you.
2. Of course I came, honey! Tons of times. I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings but the truth is most women fake it, hon. Explanation: Simply this. Not a lot of women are red hot fire engines who are capable of multiple orgasm. You know the old saying: Once is enough for a wise man? Well, we can edit some stuff there and say: Once is enough for any woman. If you have found a woman who can do that more than once, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let her go. That appetite may come in handy during rainy season.
3. You're the best lover I've ever had. Okay, this may sound a bit harsh but the truth is, men expect it from us women to say that. Just like we women expect that you men tell us we are not fat and that you aren’t seeing someone else. Men demand that we placate their feelings and inflate their egos by telling them this. And because we care and we are ever dutiful, we say it...but only because you want us to.
4. Oh this? It's just something I threw on. (It's brand-new.) Most men are boggled with the concept that we normal women do not come out of our houses looking like amazing models because we were born that way. Beauty takes a lot of time, patience and shopping. So when we say, this old rag I put on for you, we actually mean, I bought it 3 hours ago. Compelling reason behind this lie: We don’t want you to think we primp, pluck and sweat for you.
5. Your mother is sweet! (For a domineering shrew.) Mama’s boys, watch out. There is no greater BANE in our existence than a shrew for a mother in law. Poor Lumen, always caught in a stupid ping pong ball of emotions between pleasing her husband and sucking up to her mother in law. I say, ditch the old broad, Lumen, and for once, stick to your guns. You don’t need to be WA-IS for your mother in law, you only need to be WA-IS for your husband.
6. Hmmmm, quite the handful. Oooh, ow, I think you're too big for me. Read number 3 and internalize this: He likes hearing this. So, give it to him. I’m not a puritan and I’ve always thought if it doesn’t hurt the person, so give a kind word or two. This definitely applies to the same principle.
7. I don't talk to my girlfriends about you. You know those all-girl night outs we say we go to, now you know what we talk about. How amazing you are, how crazy in love you are, how wonderful you are.... Of course, if we just had a big fight, we bash you with our girl friends and perform voodoo on you. Yes, there's the voodoo doll image of you and guess where we stab the pins?
8. I hope you and your new girlfriend will be very happy. When a relationship ends, we have to say this. When The Corrs sang “I Never Really Loved You Anyway,” I was so sure there had to be a basis. In truth and in fact, we actually want you and your current girlfriend to die from a debilitating disease, crawl on dirt with blood and mucus secreting everywhere or something along that line.
9. It's just what I always wanted! (The bigger the smile, the bigger the lie.) Most men have lousy taste. Admit it. They hate to shop. They hate to wait so they usually take the most convenient, accessible and sometimes cheapest gift they can find, or if they’re really smart, they ask a girl friend or their sister or their mother to shop for them. But even that sometimes does not work out so when men hand the gift over, we give a big smile and say this line.
10. Marriage? I've never even thought about it... (We planned the whole event out in the womb.) There are women who swear on their mother’s grave they do not want to get married, but I also know plenty of women who use this excuse to camouflage their growing desperation to get married. They say this lie because they do not want to scare the guy. But the truth is, most women want the whole shebang hoopla - long white gown with a train so long, white roses for bouquet and Archbishop Tuquib presiding over the wedding. We say men think of sex all the time, well, women think of marriage all the time...at least normal women do.
11. I never lie. Don’t you believe this, honey. This is like calling the kettle black. Of course she lies. Otherwise, she’s the devil’s handmaid. You know how they say, perfection is the devil’s work. I don’t really believe that but if she says she never lies, I’d volunteer to have my ovaries removed without anesthesia.
12. I have a boyfriend. This is handy when a male or female admirer has gone psycho and is now stalking you. When he or she won’t take no for an answer, and you truthfully do not have a boyfriend, get one of your friends to pretend that you’re involved with him. The wise ones get a clue. The stupids usually take a longer time.
13. I don't have a boyfriend. Have you ever gone to a party and saw somebody (who looks like the poster guy for Oxygen Shop) where the attraction was too strong, and you, being a mere mortal, wanted so badly to get to know this person better and he seems to exchange hot looks with you too, but your boyfriend is still alive and kicking and will pick you up in twenty minutes so you say this lie to the Oxygen look-alike model in a last ditch effort to get lucky.
14. My best friend is infatuated with you and if I keep seeing you, I'll lose her as a friend. Surprisingly, guys understand that friendship comes first, especially between women. This is an example of a uni-sex lie. Most men use this lie too to get rid of a pesky female. We merely change tables once in a while. The truth is, her best friend hates your guts so bad she would have paid the boys in Corrales to bump you off.
15. It's not you; it's me. (It's you.) When God created man, he saw that He royally screwed up, so He went and made woman. Following this logic, a woman is totally blameless and utterly devoid of any flaw especially when it comes to relationships. Right? Wrong. But it's sure good for the ego and the self esteem. And for most men and women, this gives them the license to lie. Whether it's moral or not, I don’t really want to make judgment calls but I will tell you this: Lying is like rain on a hot summer day, it can be refreshing and fun but when it keeps coming, it cramps your lifestyle.
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BUBBLES said:
so true, lying has no gender
BM good luck, but lying is a disease which cannot be cured sometimes
I know, it distresses me greatly to imagine that this is MY CHILD's true nature. I still say she is a deep down good kid in a fucked up circumstance. If she is still this fucked up at 18 then I will have to accept the fact that maybe she is more like her father than I would like to believe. But until then, I wont take her shit - but I wont abandon her either.
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11. I never lie. Don’t you believe this, honey. This is like calling the kettle black. Of course she lies. Otherwise, she’s the devil’s handmaid. You know how they say, perfection is the devil’s work. I don’t really believe that but if she says she never lies, I’d volunteer to have my ovaries removed without anesthesia.
I rest my case. Straight from the horses mouth.
11. I never lie. Don’t you believe this, honey. This is like calling the kettle black. Of course she lies. Otherwise, she’s the devil’s handmaid. You know how they say, perfection is the devil’s work. I don’t really believe that but if she says she never lies, I’d volunteer to have my ovaries removed without anesthesia.
I rest my case. Straight from the horses mouth.
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Well since you asked me - I will tell you. One of the reasons why few men can handle me is because most men WANT to be lied to and I am brutally fucking honest.
This is one of the dumbest fucking things that I have EVER heard. Why would I say something so fucking transparent and dumb?
If I didn't come, he has some more fucking to do. POINT BLANK
Why would a man be SO FUCKING RETARDED as to ask such a question? If I didnt volunteer that he was the best lover I'd ever had - guess what? HE ISNT. Most men that I bed are not this dumb, thank goodness and makes for notsomany uncomfortable situations. But to answer you - NO, I have NEVER told this lie. Never felt the need, pure and simple.
I haven't had the luxury of being able to shop for myself in years. So I actually think it is sort of amusing to tell a guy that makes millions that I am wearing something that a young girl from the gym child care gave me as a handmedown. A - he will be somewhat impressed that at nearly 40 and after four kids I can still pull of wearing something that a 20 y/o could wear and B - bastard better take me shopping.
If your mother is a bitch I will ask that she be kept far from me as it will most certainly make for many uncomfortable social situations. If the woman is a bitch then her son need leave her be and be with me or else, we need not date. Simple shmimple
I am quite tight and shallow anatomically. If a man's penis is a bit more than average he WILL hurt me and I do not find pain to be pleasurable. If it is evident that I will become intimate with a man and he is average length/girth or more then I tell him that he needs to exercise great care whe we are making love or we wont be hitting this. If he has a smaller than average penis then he wont be able to hurt me and the sex will undoubtedly be good (that is, if all other factors are taken into consideration and are copacetic for us both).
I feel no need to lie about this either. My sister and I are very close and so am I with my dearest gf. But it is also a given that I have a brain in my head and do my own thinking. If he is threatened by most closest relationships - we wont be going on a second date. Why should I lie to be with an insecure simpleton?
Why would I not want happiness for a man if I could not provide him with that happiness? If he is a miserable fuck then we wont be talking after our breakup anyway, so why should I lie? Makes no sense.
If I am not in love with something that a man has BOUGHT for me then I find a diplomatic way to express it without hurting him. It isn't that hard. If a man knows me, he knows that I am gracious and appreciative regardless of whether I am in love with the particular gift that he bought or not and I value the effort that went into him trying to please me. I would NEVER cut a man's balls off by not being gracious. He knows me and knows that it isn't about money, but about thought. If he MADE me a gift and it was the ugliest thing known to man I would hug and kiss him and use/wear/display it every fucking day because he made it just for me. If someone else didn't like it - then they can kiss my rock hard ass. I have ALWAYS been this way and this way shall I always be.
I guess I am fucking abnormal then because I think of sex constantly. Marriage? That shit scares the crap out of me but that does not mean that i wouldn't LOVE to be in a committed LTR - not necessarily marriage because of the hell my exhusband has put us through. Why on earth would I lie about something so silly?
I dont say that I never lie. That is too broad and arguably a lie.
I am specific. I say truthfully that I do not possess the mental prowess required to lie so I just fucking tell the truth.
I just tell them that I have four kids. That is more than enough to scare the shit out of most men. If they still persist after that I ask how much money they make. After I give a chortle or guffaw I say, "Thanks... but no thanks." Usually more than enough immasculation for any man. They get the hint and scurry away without my having to give this piss poor common lie.
Sorry - never once. Either I am committed or I am not. The line is clear and I have NEVER crossed it. Besides, I could care less what a man looks like.
WTF?!
DUMBASS.
Ummmm if it's you - then why should I take the blame for your inadequecies?
So you were saying?
biteme said:
This is one of the dumbest fucking things that I have EVER heard. Why would I say something so fucking transparent and dumb?
biteme said:
If I didn't come, he has some more fucking to do. POINT BLANK
biteme said:
Why would a man be SO FUCKING RETARDED as to ask such a question? If I didnt volunteer that he was the best lover I'd ever had - guess what? HE ISNT. Most men that I bed are not this dumb, thank goodness and makes for notsomany uncomfortable situations. But to answer you - NO, I have NEVER told this lie. Never felt the need, pure and simple.
biteme said:
I haven't had the luxury of being able to shop for myself in years. So I actually think it is sort of amusing to tell a guy that makes millions that I am wearing something that a young girl from the gym child care gave me as a handmedown. A - he will be somewhat impressed that at nearly 40 and after four kids I can still pull of wearing something that a 20 y/o could wear and B - bastard better take me shopping.
biteme said:
If your mother is a bitch I will ask that she be kept far from me as it will most certainly make for many uncomfortable social situations. If the woman is a bitch then her son need leave her be and be with me or else, we need not date. Simple shmimple
biteme said:
I am quite tight and shallow anatomically. If a man's penis is a bit more than average he WILL hurt me and I do not find pain to be pleasurable. If it is evident that I will become intimate with a man and he is average length/girth or more then I tell him that he needs to exercise great care whe we are making love or we wont be hitting this. If he has a smaller than average penis then he wont be able to hurt me and the sex will undoubtedly be good (that is, if all other factors are taken into consideration and are copacetic for us both).
biteme said:
I feel no need to lie about this either. My sister and I are very close and so am I with my dearest gf. But it is also a given that I have a brain in my head and do my own thinking. If he is threatened by most closest relationships - we wont be going on a second date. Why should I lie to be with an insecure simpleton?
biteme said:
Why would I not want happiness for a man if I could not provide him with that happiness? If he is a miserable fuck then we wont be talking after our breakup anyway, so why should I lie? Makes no sense.
biteme said:
If I am not in love with something that a man has BOUGHT for me then I find a diplomatic way to express it without hurting him. It isn't that hard. If a man knows me, he knows that I am gracious and appreciative regardless of whether I am in love with the particular gift that he bought or not and I value the effort that went into him trying to please me. I would NEVER cut a man's balls off by not being gracious. He knows me and knows that it isn't about money, but about thought. If he MADE me a gift and it was the ugliest thing known to man I would hug and kiss him and use/wear/display it every fucking day because he made it just for me. If someone else didn't like it - then they can kiss my rock hard ass. I have ALWAYS been this way and this way shall I always be.
biteme said:
I guess I am fucking abnormal then because I think of sex constantly. Marriage? That shit scares the crap out of me but that does not mean that i wouldn't LOVE to be in a committed LTR - not necessarily marriage because of the hell my exhusband has put us through. Why on earth would I lie about something so silly?
biteme said:
I dont say that I never lie. That is too broad and arguably a lie.
I am specific. I say truthfully that I do not possess the mental prowess required to lie so I just fucking tell the truth.
biteme said:
I just tell them that I have four kids. That is more than enough to scare the shit out of most men. If they still persist after that I ask how much money they make. After I give a chortle or guffaw I say, "Thanks... but no thanks." Usually more than enough immasculation for any man. They get the hint and scurry away without my having to give this piss poor common lie.
biteme said:
Sorry - never once. Either I am committed or I am not. The line is clear and I have NEVER crossed it. Besides, I could care less what a man looks like.
biteme said:
WTF?!
DUMBASS.
biteme said:
Ummmm if it's you - then why should I take the blame for your inadequecies?
So you were saying?
stilleto said:
Being lied to is funny. DIsturbing the first few times but then it's like a game where you push the moron to dig his own grave and see how low he can go. The funniest is when someone actually believes its own lies. Used to be my bread and butter back when in my investigator's day in the force.
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biteme said:
Are you arguementative, silly, retarded or just in need of sleep?
Not only did I say that I never lied, I even went one better and was very specific about why I dont. I said that I am specific about why I CANT... I do not possess the mental prowess necessary in order to lie - HENCE I DO NOT.
I prefer to expend my limited faculties on more pleasant pursuits... like thinking about sex. (Did you read the part where I am abnormal because I am ALWAYS thinking about sex?)
Give it up Biteme - I have quite sufficiently owned you.
Now I am going to retire for the night. My girls are waiting.
BIKINIMOM said:Are you arguementative, silly, retarded or just in need of sleep?
Not only did I say that I never lied, I even went one better and was very specific about why I dont. I said that I am specific about why I CANT... I do not possess the mental prowess to lie - HENCE I DO NOT.
I prefer to expend my limited faculties on more pleasant pursuits... like thinking about sex. (Did you read the part where I am abnormal because I am ALWAYS thinking about sex?)
Give it up Biteme - I have quite sufficiently owned you.
Now I am going to retire for the night. My girls are waiting.
No you haven't. Only in your mind. See # 11 on the list above about evil women.
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You really do hate women.
Sorry to hear this as you are raising a woman child and your mother was "just and evil woman" too, that lying bitch. Maybe it skipped a generation and your daughter didn't get it from her lying bitch mother... but YOUR evil mother. Did THAT thought ever occur to you?
No, of course it didn't.
So many men are fucking idiots. Blah, blah, blah.... Every female is a "lying cunt that fucked them over", that is, until they are reminded that their mother was ONLY one of "those cunts" as well.
Oh no, Ms BIKINIMOM - Not MY mother. She is different for you see she was touched by the very hand of God when she begat me.
I explained myself beyond adequately. Even qualified the explanation with a valid reason and your pathetic attempt at a rebuttal is: "nevermind your intelligent and well-articulated reply you are a liar because of number 11"?!
WTF
Dude - I have issues?
LOL
Your problem is that you admittedly lie and so you can not concieve of THE FACT that others do not. But the part that is most humorous is that you then turn around and constantly bad-mouth your exwife for being a liar? (Which she very well may or may not be. Her character is not in question here. Increasingly, it is YOURS.)
Hello.... pot?
YOU ARE THE FUCKIN KETTLE!
I dont lie because I dont want or need to. I prefer to expend mental energy other ways. You choose to sit there and stew and try to fucking remember every untruth you ever told. Good for you. Rock on my brother.
Dont ever ever ever project your shortcomings on me.
I have so many flaws - let me count the ways - but being a liar aint hardly none of them.
And for the record (I am helping you out here because it is now clearly evident that you need it.) - I am a near 40 year old woman. Have I EVER told a lie? Good God Almighty! - DUH - I was once a child too! It is called "growing up". You know, where you push boundaries and try different things to see what is right and proper FOR YOU. I am certain that I told more than one untruth during the maturation process and you know what I fucken learned?
THAT I DONT LIKE TO NOR DO I NEED TO LIE.
Pity you didn't learn the same lesson.
(And if you found my strong language provocative - GOOD. It was meant to wake your ass up from it's silly slumber.)
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Had a hernia repair. Doctor totally revamped the vagina and it is tight like I never had one.Hiatussin said:
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Hiatussin said:
I didn't deny him sex but I did warn him he would have to be very gentle.
Two of the best lovers that I had had were quite well-endowed and were extremely in-tune with me. If they did anything that hurt me remotely, they stopped immediately. The third lover I had had that I would rank up there with "the best" had a thin, smaller than average penis.
The quality of the sex had NOTHING to do with my lover's gentalia and EVERYTHING to do with the emotional connection between us.
It is really too bad when a man does not get this.
C'est la vie.
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It is really quite easy and extremely liberating to be truthfull, just as it it to be faithfull. Dont lie or cheat and you wont have your mind plagued with thoughts about how everyone else is capable of fucking you.
I still remember a conversation my ex and I had had just before we split. He looked at me with this blank expression and asked, "You really do trust me THAT much. How can you possibly be THAT trusting?"
Well no duh motherfucker. If I am 100% faithfull and truthfull, then why the fuck would I doubt you?
Shortly after we split everyone else began to "educate me" as to the reason that bastard went off the deep end and couldnt accept the fact that I was neither lying nor cheating was because he was doing same. Still fucking blows my mind to this day
Ring a bell Biteme?
And for the record - I have been cheated on and lied to on more than one occasion by a man that I loved very deeply - my exhusband and one boyfriend. And to this day I still tell my girls that NOT ALL MALES ARE LYING, CHEATING PISSPOOR PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR MEN.
Those "people" are scum.... pure and simple... and anything BUT men.
Lying, cheating, stealing, manipulating, etc are NOT gender-specific character flaws and I feel sorry for any poor bastard be they male or female who actually believes there is a shred of truth to such statements because this means that they are self-loathing as they project these qualities onto others as they have found said detestable flaws within themselves and can NOT stop this behavior soooooooooooo then others must also be the same.
NOT.
As I said - my flaws are many - LET ME FUCKEN COUNT THE WAYS - but lying and cheating aren't hardly none of 'em.
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stilleto said:
Thank you for saying that.
I have been psychologically evaluated out the wazoo and it has been proven that I am incapable of lying because of combination of nature and upbringing (alcoholic volitile father and emotionallly abusive and demanding mother) - I volunteer TOO MUCH information as I have a very strong need to be believed.
There are many ways to negate the "little white lie" that many tell to "spare someone's feelings". The truth is that those people are too fucking simple to spend an extra moment focusing on something POSITITVE because they are using their precious mental effort trying to remember all of their fucking lies.
ie -
Someone shows me a pic of their kid, the ugliest fucking kid on the planet. If it is my sister to whom I am very close we laugh about how ugly the child is an hope they will grow up to be smart! hehehehehehe (This REALLY happened with my niece. She was an extremely homely baby. But is quite attractive now AND smart and creative to boot! LOL) So instead of fucking lying - I will focus on something positive and comment on that. For example: "She has your eyes!" or "What an adorable outfit!"
It isnt that hard. I dont feel the need to lie and no one's feelings get hurt.
CASE CLOSED.
My children never doubt a compliment from me "because I am their mother" because THEY KNOW THAT I DONT LIE.
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musclemom said:
WERD
BIKINIMOM said:
You missed the whole point, but you've been doing that ever since you've been here. You lack logic and reasoning. Of course I lie, I tell white lies when necessary not pathological lies. I know that you do too, you just can't admit it to yourself or you won't. Now let's put each other on ignore because you get on my nerves probably worse than anyone here. Need I post your meltdown that you had the other day? Going off on how you hate men?
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biteme said:
LOL
I hate men because YOU tell lies.
Makes perfect sense.
And why on earth would I put you on ignore?
Meltdown? Which meltdown? Please be more specific as any post that does NOT agree with your assessment of reality is deemed a meltdown anymore.
And as for me getting on your nerves. This is the internet darlin. All you need to do is turn me off. I have yet to post-stalk or cyber-harrass you which is A LOT more than I can say for what a handfull of sophmoric internet assholes have done in order to gain my attention when I have successfully ignored them FOR YEARS.
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pintoca said:
You have GOT to be kidding me. Lock this thread and miss what may very well be another 10 pages of a handfull of simpletons calling me a man-hating whore because they can't come up with any new material?
(And for the record - Biteme does NOT fall into that category. Regardless of what he believes, we are cool.)
pintoca said:should I lock it now, or should I lock it later?
Let me consult with my trusty Drama Llama.
Yep DramaLlama says "Biteme and Bikinimom should take it to PMs and leave the Drama to DramaLlama"
wise Auchenia glama that she is
leave my thread alone nazimod.
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LOL
Move it along peeps... no drama here to speak of. ....just a somewhat intelligent discourse. (Hey, I am working like a bastard here to hold my end up!)
Now you all play nice as my girls and I have to go out and wreak some right proper havoc!!!
Move it along peeps... no drama here to speak of.
....just a somewhat intelligent discourse. (Hey, I am working like a bastard here to hold my end up!)Now you all play nice as my girls and I have to go out and wreak some right proper havoc!!!
Dam you woman *throws hands up in the air* please bring the drama lama to my threadsBIKINIMOM said:LOL
Move it along peeps... no drama here to speak of.
Now you all play nice as my girls and I have to go out and wreak some right proper havoc!!!
I am trying to win thread of the week. Every time I get a nomination it goes up against AAP so it has extra flamboyant drama to beat that queen.
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superqt4u2nv said:Dam you woman *throws hands up in the air* please bring the drama lama to my threads
I'll do my best to win one for the Gipper LOL
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i hate liers.
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this shit just keeps getting better dont it.Angel said:
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