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You know when your hardcore........
- Thread starter FreakMonster
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when asked what you do at work you tell them you test out the "elite fitness website" to make sure its up and running
your fidge consists of bags full of 100 or more chicken breats marinating (which will last like 4 days)
The local hospital in your area comes to you b/c they ran out of thier supply of syringes...
your girl friend gets used to all the prtotien shake dutch ovens you have given her.
every time you visit your little cousins, nieces, or nephews, you insist on having them hang on your arms for a nice set of 10.
You give your dog weekly injections just so that when he wants to play with his pull toy, he has enough strength to give you a good bicep workout.
when people at the gym know what equipment you were just on b/c you leave at least one skid mark behind.
when your answer to everyones problems is "just inject"
lemme think of some more
h19
your fidge consists of bags full of 100 or more chicken breats marinating (which will last like 4 days)
The local hospital in your area comes to you b/c they ran out of thier supply of syringes...
your girl friend gets used to all the prtotien shake dutch ovens you have given her.
every time you visit your little cousins, nieces, or nephews, you insist on having them hang on your arms for a nice set of 10.
You give your dog weekly injections just so that when he wants to play with his pull toy, he has enough strength to give you a good bicep workout.
when people at the gym know what equipment you were just on b/c you leave at least one skid mark behind.
when your answer to everyones problems is "just inject"
lemme think of some more
h19
Lord_Suston
New member
You start calling everyone "Yo Bro"
When someone gets a cold and asks what medicine to take you grap some Test Suspension, and Halotestin.
You put your residensy at the same address as the gym....
You get more calls at the gym than at home....
Your girl get excited when your dick works cause its been 8 weeks since she got some....
You size up every pro-wrestler and try to tell what gear they are on...... and bet on it with friends.....
When someone gets a cold and asks what medicine to take you grap some Test Suspension, and Halotestin.
You put your residensy at the same address as the gym....
You get more calls at the gym than at home....
Your girl get excited when your dick works cause its been 8 weeks since she got some....
You size up every pro-wrestler and try to tell what gear they are on...... and bet on it with friends.....
TheChemist
New member
When you bring a cement mixer into the kitchen cause the blender wore out.
You buy liquid egg white by the gallon intended for baking and use the to make 3lb blocks of egg 4 times a day
A friend mentions the word "SOY" and you attempt to kill him while ranting about phytoestrogens
Your girlfriend crys and begs you not to go to the gym
your girlfriend weighs 105lbs, you weight 225 and can hold her off the ground at full arms lenght while having sex
You throw the barrels to all you syringes out because they have turkey basters on sale at the dollar store
You give a report to the steriod lab people who employ you "Yo Bro, I injectdd ythe rats but they didnt get any bigger (mean while I have gained 40 lbs) and like so I ate them cuz I ran out of metrx"
You refer to your mom as "Bro"
Your grandma calls you by your elitefitness name
You get 12 or more vetrinary cataqlogs a week
All sex is angry sex (you just dont know any other way on a test cycle)
You consider "hungry" an emotion
You buy liquid egg white by the gallon intended for baking and use the to make 3lb blocks of egg 4 times a day
A friend mentions the word "SOY" and you attempt to kill him while ranting about phytoestrogens
Your girlfriend crys and begs you not to go to the gym
your girlfriend weighs 105lbs, you weight 225 and can hold her off the ground at full arms lenght while having sex
You throw the barrels to all you syringes out because they have turkey basters on sale at the dollar store
You give a report to the steriod lab people who employ you "Yo Bro, I injectdd ythe rats but they didnt get any bigger (mean while I have gained 40 lbs) and like so I ate them cuz I ran out of metrx"
You refer to your mom as "Bro"
Your grandma calls you by your elitefitness name
You get 12 or more vetrinary cataqlogs a week
All sex is angry sex (you just dont know any other way on a test cycle)
You consider "hungry" an emotion
You know your hardcore when...
Your sister asks why you have blood on the back of your boxers and you have to convince her that you have really bad hemroids!!
SIDE NOTE: LMFAO!..post like this make Elite what it is. Too fucking funny....If it wasn't for this site we would feel like we were all alone, but knowing there is this many crazy people out there makes us feel sane.
M56M
Your sister asks why you have blood on the back of your boxers and you have to convince her that you have really bad hemroids!!
SIDE NOTE: LMFAO!..post like this make Elite what it is. Too fucking funny....If it wasn't for this site we would feel like we were all alone, but knowing there is this many crazy people out there makes us feel sane.
M56M
-When you jump into a car belonging to a friend of a friend, and you open a can of tuna and eat it totally ignoring his angry stares.
-When you get really mad at your girlfriend because she keeps you from hitting the gym at the exact time the ephedrine kicks in.
-When you brush your teeth, jerk off, and even try to write notes using alternating hands, gotta think about symmetry....
-When you get really mad at your girlfriend because she keeps you from hitting the gym at the exact time the ephedrine kicks in.
-When you brush your teeth, jerk off, and even try to write notes using alternating hands, gotta think about symmetry....
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New member
You know your hardcore when you are choosing your travel destination only in fonction of what juice is available there...
charlesatlas
New member
You know you are a hardcore
If a really hot babe asks you for sex and you think it over and reply,
"No, thanks, I'm training legs tomorrow."
If a really hot babe asks you for sex and you think it over and reply,
"No, thanks, I'm training legs tomorrow."
PerfectRep
New member
...when you drop food on the floor and pick it up and eat it because you're so stingy with your protein.
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