You know when your hardcore........

[HighIntensity]

when your at college and you decide to do a trap shot, after the needles in your trap and youv shot all the juice you leave the needle inbeded in your trap sticking out...

You then decide to be a bad ass and walk into the community bathroom with the needle still sticking out of your trap to take a piss and a fellow student is in the bathroom brushing his teeth looks up and says good damn you freakin cyborg...

college

 

[hard as rocks]

when your having sex with your girl and you realize its time too eat again, so you stop to have a protein shake.
when you go to a club and wear all black and everyone asks if you work there.
when you walk into gnc and 4 employess are following you around like your god because you spend so much money there
(they actually carry all my shit to my car for me lol)
when it takes you longer than a woman too get ready because you need to shave your whole body.
actually its time to take my tr and clen gotta go

 

[FreakMonster]

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you can sell your shit log as the new and improved met-rx bars.



h19

OMG

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Here's mine:

you pick fights with guys with Down Syndrome to see how far your strength and endurance has come (they feel no pain at all I swear to God)

you start bench pressing fat peeps who have Down Syndrome (they' re more dense and are thus heavier for their size)

you get your little brother who has Down Syndrome to do your glute injections for you as you've grown too big to be able to reach yourself and don't want to worry about your helper being able to concentrate long enough to rat you out to anybody

you start having frequent intercourse with girls who have Down Syndrome because all the test in your system is making you just that horny

 

[italiansavagebeast]

You have to get psyched up to take a shot because for the last hundred times or so you have had to fight through scar tissue or through healing abcesses, both of which causes you to break out in a cold sweat just thinking about them even from the day before the shot. But since you realize the show must go on, you just belly up to the bar and do what a man has to do.

Nice ... definitely HARDCORE!

 

[High Jacked 2]

When you would much rather hit the metal jungle to bang out legs than going out to the bar with your friends.

When your relatives that you see once a year on Thanksgiving don't offer you stuffing, gravy, or dessert because they know from experience there is no way in hell their gonna get you to break down.

When you GF's mom gets affended because you bring a cooler and tupperware with your own food packed to the dinner that she prepared.

When you use the Dunkin Donuts restroom to inject your gear because your family is staying with your for a while.

When you can't help but silently use the F-bomb to describe what your next set will consist of.

 

[HAYEZ]

When you go camping with your family and you have to get up before everyone else and sneak off into the woods to take your fina shots.

 

[DiamondCutCows]

When you have taken sust shots for so long that it doesn't even hurt you anymore (your resistant to the poison in the shyt).

When your family cooks an extra 5 lbs of food because you said you were comming over to eat.

When your girls ex-boyfriend askes her when she started to date the clubs security people.

When you go out into the woods camping and nobody takes there shirt off because you look so f**king huge.

When a dog gets mad and your friends say, show him stan to scare him off.

When your in a crowded club and your buds say, you go first because they will move out of the way.

When your at the gym and everyone watches you work out with thier eyes poped open.

When other people in the gym comment "he uses all the damn wieghts".

When you meet a girl they automatically find a way to put thier hands on your chest.

I have alot more but I gotta go!!

U know u have an ego problem when...
J/K Bro!!!