you know what I fucking hate?

[stilleto]

those stupid ass 'chicken soup for the soul' type of stories. Like the one that's in a thread in chat right now about the woman who was blind so her boyfriend donated his eyes so she could see and marry him.
i just got another one emailed to me. They are supposed to make you feel something- good, bad, love for humans.

what kind of idiots are moved by a made up story?
tell me now, so i can make up a story about a forum poster who broke his neck licking his own ballsack.

 

[BlueBird]

I donated my penis to JohnnyCakes so he could fill out his g-string properly.

 

[shrimp poboy]

those stupid ass 'chicken soup for the soul' type of stories. Like the one that's in a thread in chat right now about the woman who was blind so her boyfriend donated his eyes so she could see and marry him.
i just got another one emailed to me. They are supposed to make you feel something- good, bad, love for humans.

what kind of idiots are moved by a made up story?
tell me now, so i can make up a story about a forum poster who broke his neck licking his own ballsack.

My first trip to rehab i was dropped off with a carton of cigarettes,a tooth brush,2 pairs of under wear,and a chicken soup for the soul book on the 3rd day i was snorting lines of ativan(That i traded cigarettes for because i didnt smoke)Off of that same book I will never forget that i shiver when i think of that shitty part of my life.

 

[stilleto]

I donated my penis to JohnnyCakes so he could fill out his g-string properly.

omg that's so sweet of you! i think i'm going to cry! did he sell his g-string to buy you a merkin?

 

[PICK3]

My first trip to rehab i was dropped off with a carton of cigarettes,a tooth brush,2 pairs of under wear,and a chicken soup for the soul book on the 3rd day i was snorting lines of ativan(That i traded cigarettes for because i didnt smoke)Off of that same book I will never forget that i shiver when i think of that shitty part of my life.

that's truly heart warming

thx 4 sharing

 

[shrimp poboy]

Where the hell is johnny cakes i miss that guy?

 

[PICK3]

My first trip to rehab i was dropped off with a carton of cigarettes,a tooth brush,2 pairs of under wear,and a chicken soup for the soul book on the 3rd day i was snorting lines of ativan(That i traded cigarettes for because i didnt smoke)Off of that same book I will never forget that i shiver when i think of that shitty part of my life.

Wished I had ativan. Relegated to fucking Advil PM’s

 

[stilleto]

one day a woman was in her house and saw three men standing outside wearing old clothes.
"they must be hungry," she thought.
The woman put on her apron and went outside.

"Hello. you must be hungry. I was just about to make lunch, would you like to come in?"
The three men stood up and said, "We just came from a long journey. Our feet are sore, our bodies ache, and we are hungry, yes."
They followed her inside, where they raped her with a spatula and then left.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Wished I had ativan. Relegated to fucking Advil PM’s

xannie up homo whats the matter?

 

[PICK3]

xannie up homo whats the matter?

Yep, I ate the last 3 batches up pretty quickly ... don't think the Doc is ready to break out his pen yet

 

[BlueBird]

omg that's so sweet of you! i think i'm going to cry! did he sell his g-string to buy you a merkin?

lol, a gold plated one with a key....to his heart. He's so sweet, sweet as cherry pie.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Yep, I ate the last 3 batches up pretty quickly ... don't think the Doc is ready to break out his pen yet

Easier to just order em online der alligator

 

[stilleto]

One day, a woman came home from the doctor and sat her family down.
"I am the luckiest woman alive. I have a wonderful, caring husband, a beautiful house, 3 great children who are happy, healthy, and really good people. I am surrounded by people that love me and i couldn't ask for anything more. Today I found out that I am dying. I will be dead in 6 months, but in the meantime, i'm the luckiest woman alive."

Her husband and children cried and hugged her.

Then her husband got up, went to his office, and called his girlfriend.
"We can be together for good in 6 months. 7 tops."

 

[PICK3]

Easier to just order em online der alligator

I'm too pretty to do hard time

just sayin'

 

[shrimp poboy]

One day, a woman came home from the doctor and sat her family down.
"I am the luckiest woman alive. I have a wonderful, caring husband, a beautiful house, 3 great children who are happy, healthy, and really good people. I am surrounded by people that love me and i couldn't ask for anything more. Today I found out that I am dying. I will be dead in 6 months, but in the meantime, i'm the luckiest woman alive."

Her husband and children cried and hugged her.

Then her husband got up, went to his office, and called his girlfriend.
"We can be together for good in 6 months. 7 tops."

I dont remember them ending like that?

 

[BlueBird]

Where the hell is johnny cakes i miss that guy?

He died in a kiln explosion, but I got a wonderful flesh covered urn out of it.

 

[stilleto]

I dont remember them ending like that?

well they are all made up bullshit, so this is how my stories end.

 

[chris302001]

I thought this was gonna be about alters...

 

[75th]

one day a woman was in her house and saw three men standing outside wearing old clothes.
"they must be hungry," she thought.
The woman put on her apron and went outside.

"Hello. you must be hungry. I was just about to make lunch, would you like to come in?"
The three men stood up and said, "We just came from a long journey. Our feet are sore, our bodies ache, and we are hungry, yes."
They followed her inside, where they raped her with a spatula and then left.

Pics or stfu.

 

[Smurfy]

one day a woman was in her house and saw three men standing outside wearing old clothes.
"they must be hungry," she thought.
The woman put on her apron and went outside.

"Hello. you must be hungry. I was just about to make lunch, would you like to come in?"
The three men stood up and said, "We just came from a long journey. Our feet are sore, our bodies ache, and we are hungry, yes."
They followed her inside, where they raped her with a spatula and then left.

where Im from, we call that the aunt jemima treatment

 

[nimbus]

He died in a kiln explosion, but I got a wonderful flesh covered urn out of it.

LOL you're ridic