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You know that a guy is on juice when he...

wls8687

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Ramms you in the wall just to get those precious 100 pounds barbells..
when you lay on the floor trying to remember you'r name and birthplace, you see thru he's shorts that he looks like a dalmatian on the ass due to all the pricks..

Fill in bro's!!
 
wls8687 said:
Ramms you in the wall just to get those precious 100 pounds barbells..
when you lay on the floor trying to remember you'r name and birthplace, you see thru he's shorts that he looks like a dalmatian on the ass due to all the pricks..

Fill in bro's!!
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That was you I knocked over? Sorry bro, but I don't wear shorts in the gym...you must have seeing things... ;)
 
When a guy roars "I'M USING THAT FUCKING BENCH" when you put your towel over it despite the fact he has 3 more sets of squats to do first!
 
....says the rapid weight and strength gains are due to herbal and protein supplements! Sure fire sign of a lie!
 
lmao...good thread man

....when big guy comes in the gym shy and quiet, but by the end of his workout his eyes are huge and he wont stop pacing staring at his pumped biceps
 
wls8687 said:
You know that a guy is on juice when he...
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walks around the gym and other guys cower in the corner like dogs, and women perk up like pretentious pets wanting to get stroked.



DIV

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bicepts101 said:
lmao...good thread man

....when big guy comes in the gym shy and quiet, but by the end of his workout his eyes are huge and he wont stop pacing staring at his pumped biceps
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Plenty of guys doing that:) And the sad thing is, they don't even have impressive arms.

A guy is on juice...

When he's strong as fuck, but he doesn't show it off by wearing a sleeveless shirt.

When his 1RM becomes his 10RM max after 4 weeks.

When he limps around even before the workout.

When he knocks you out before you even ask him if he's on 'roids.
 
DIVISION said:
walks around the gym and other guys cower in the corner like dogs, and women perk up like pretentious pets wanting to get stroked.



DIV

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Stop bragging dude :evil:
 
starts twitching, breathing hard, and crying and screaming out the last 1 or 2 then puts his head down and and screams "bulshit im better than that" puts on more weight.
 
BIGJAKE said:
Thats good shit ;)
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I know it's sad to say.......but in the gym, it's truly a jungle. Strongest guy gets the props and all the weaker guys are left to fight for scraps. In the gym, women are like fruit and the dominant guys have their pick of the juiciest booties......




DIV

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bicepts101 said:
i hate that a lot more when the fat guy or guy with no definition does that...
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Either I'm misunderstanding you, or you're misunderstanding me. He's NOT showing off his arms, even though they're big.
 
The Terminator said:
Dont forget that he takes and kills the hostages before fleeing the scene first :rolleyes:
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If I ever go on a kamikaze rampage, my primary mission will be to seek out Termie and hold him hostage......then hold an intervention over speakerphone with his mother, cousin, sister and the slut he's currently fucking......Then I'll ask them if he is worthy of living. Based on their responses I will either let him go with a beating or punch his ticket.



DIV

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I just remembered a good one. I give you all of my word im not kiding eighter ( unfortunately). A few years ago a big bro was training in my gym. I was using the weights not too far from him. I went to put a weight back and noticed a big ass lump in this guys shoulder. What was funier is that i could see a BIG injection hole like one made by a 21 gageer, the best part was that while this guy was doing shoulders some puss was actually semi-leaking out. All the people on were laughing among themselves..this guy was such a tool and so obvious.
 
azul said:
Either I'm misunderstanding you, or you're misunderstanding me. He's NOT showing off his arms, even though they're big.
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lol...yes i agree...and im saying i hate more when the fat and/or guy with shitty arms does it
 
PolfaJelfa said:
I just remembered a good one. I give you all of my word im not kiding eighter ( unfortunately). A few years ago a big bro was training in my gym. I was using the weights not too far from him. I went to put a weight back and noticed a big ass lump in this guys shoulder. What was funier is that i could see a BIG injection hole like one made by a 21 gageer, the best part was that while this guy was doing shoulders some puss was actually semi-leaking out. All the people on were laughing among themselves..this guy was such a tool and so obvious.
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whats funny about that?....i would have stopped him and said, ''hey would u like a cotton ball?'' LMAO
 
bicepts101 said:
lol...yes i agree...and im saying i hate more when the fat and/or guy with shitty arms does it
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Yes, those guys can shove their arms somewhere else... don't ask me where.
 
bicepts101 said:
whats funny about that?....i would have stopped him and said, ''hey would u like a cotton ball?'' LMAO
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Should have poked that shit. And then run like hell!!!
 
you know a guy is on juice when....
he is bigger and stronger than you, and you cant admit that maybe he trains harder and knows more about bodybuilding than you, so you justify it by saying "He's only big because he's a juicehead".....
 
needsize said:
you know a guy is on juice when....
he is bigger and stronger than you, and you cant admit that maybe he trains harder and knows more about bodybuilding than you, so you justify it by saying "He's only big because he's a juicehead".....
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yes very true.....this esspecially goes for people who dont juice...they think streroids are some kind of magic oil and you'll grow to end while on them
 
bicepts101 said:
yes very true.....this esspecially goes for people who dont juice...they think streroids are some kind of magic oil and you'll grow to end while on them
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exactly...or the guys who have done one cycle, and think they now know what it takes to be a monster, after all, they gained 20lbs this first cycle, at that rate they will look like coleman in no time.....
 
needsize said:
you know a guy is on juice when....
he is bigger and stronger than you, and you cant admit that maybe he trains harder and knows more about bodybuilding than you, so you justify it by saying "He's only big because he's a juicehead".....
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you juiceheads always say shit like this ;)
 
When he wears a fanny pack.

When he starts carrying a gallon jug of water around the gym with him.

When you see him admiring his reflection in the windows of parked cars as he walks through the parking lot.

When he starts getting ugly ass tattoos to cover up the track marks on his shoulders.

He's bald.

He wears hoop earrings.

When he begins every set by slowly and dramatically tilting his head to one side and then the other in hopes of getting his neck to pop.

He trains forearms.

He is bright red like a beet, not never gets in the tanning booth.

His teeth are going bad.

He farts while he is walking and immediately reverses direction so he can walk through his chum trail to see if it stinks.

When he hyperventilates after sets.
 
bicepts101 said:
yes very true.....this esspecially goes for people who dont juice...they think streroids are some kind of magic oil and you'll grow to end while on them
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Yep!
 
needsize said:
exactly...or the guys who have done one cycle, and think they now know what it takes to be a monster, after all, they gained 20lbs this first cycle, at that rate they will look like coleman in no time.....
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LMAO
 
AAP said:
When he wears a fanny pack.

When he starts carrying a gallon jug of water around the gym with him.

When you see him admiring his reflection in the windows of parked cars as he walks through the parking lot.

When he starts getting ugly ass tattoos to cover up the track marks on his shoulders.

He's bald.

He wears hoop earrings.

When he begins every set by slowly and dramatically tilting his head to one side and then the other in hopes of getting his neck to pop.

He trains forearms.

He is bright red like a beet, not never gets in the tanning booth.

His teeth are going bad.

He farts while he is walking and immediately reverses direction so he can walk through his chum trail to see if it stinks.

When he hyperventilates after sets.
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ha! i like the fart thing. i've never heard of that before, sounds like you've done that yourself?
 
wls8687 said:
Yes, i'm asking you, where should they shove em? :verygood:
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Well doh! Into a shirt that actually has sleeves. Stupid question... :rolleyes:
 
you know a guy is on the souce when he goes to the doctor for a check up and see's the doc sticking someone with a needle and his mouth starts to water
 
nuthnbutfords said:
....When the cops are called from the gym about a bear being loose from the local zoo

....don't worry...it's just me
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... when he knocks the bear straight out!
 
azul said:
Plenty of guys doing that:)
When his 1RM becomes his 10RM max after 4 weeks.

When he limps around even before the workout.




Been there done that!!!!!! QV Test E 250 in the quad then went to workout and couldnt set down right or walk straight. LOL!!!!!!!!




"Life is ours we live it our way"

METALLICA
'Nothing else matters' :evil:
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When he needs to scratch the pimples on his back with a spachela.
 
you know that a guy is on juice when he.....


is better than you, obviously he had to use drugs to get that way.. right? RIGHT
 
PolfaJelfa said:
When he needs to scratch the pimples on his back with a spachela.
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When he has more acne in his late twenties than he ever did during his teenage years. :worried:




DIV

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wls8687 said:
ROFL!
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This dude farted in the gym the other day, then he popped a zit on the gym mirror, and damn it was huge pussy one. I almost puked. His pants were falling off of him, B-boy style and all, no underwear, and you could see his injection spot pussing out like a zit. He told me he'd used the same needle for 3 months and there was no way he was changing it out because he heard that could be unsafe. After almost puking, and laughing to death, I just left, I couldn't take it anymore.
 
bigtimecrimeboss said:
This dude farted in the gym the other day, then he popped a zit on the gym mirror, and damn it was huge pussy one. I almost puked. His pants were falling off of him, B-boy style and all, no underwear, and you could see his injection spot pussing out like a zit. He told me he'd used the same needle for 3 months and there was no way he was changing it out because he heard that could be unsafe. After almost puking, and laughing to death, I just left, I couldn't take it anymore.
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You are joking, right? Right?
 
bigtimecrimeboss said:
This dude farted in the gym the other day, then he popped a zit on the gym mirror, and damn it was huge pussy one. I almost puked. His pants were falling off of him, B-boy style and all, no underwear, and you could see his injection spot pussing out like a zit. He told me he'd used the same needle for 3 months and there was no way he was changing it out because he heard that could be unsafe. After almost puking, and laughing to death, I just left, I couldn't take it anymore.
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If your serious Im gonna have to call bullshit on that one.
 
bigtimecrimeboss said:
This dude farted in the gym the other day, then he popped a zit on the gym mirror, and damn it was huge pussy one. I almost puked. His pants were falling off of him, B-boy style and all, no underwear, and you could see his injection spot pussing out like a zit. He told me he'd used the same needle for 3 months and there was no way he was changing it out because he heard that could be unsafe. After almost puking, and laughing to death, I just left, I couldn't take it anymore.
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ummmm...ok....

did you tell him to make sure he keeps using the needle? im sure its as sharpe as a ballpoint pen by know....good for him charlie!
 
when his nose bleeds when squatting, yet theres still a more sets to go. not to mention deadlifts. aproper ribena berry face!
 
DIVISION said:
If I ever go on a kamikaze rampage, my primary mission will be to seek out Termie and hold him hostage......then hold an intervention over speakerphone with his mother, cousin, sister and the slut he's currently fucking......Then I'll ask them if he is worthy of living. Based on their responses I will either let him go with a beating or punch his ticket.



DIV

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LOL :worried:, atleast ONE of those girls better stick up for me :D
 
You know that a guy is on juice when he...

worked on every possible muscle and has so much test flowing through him that he starts lifting dumbells with his dick :sperm:
 
DIVISION said:
I know it's sad to say.......but in the gym, it's truly a jungle. Strongest guy gets the props and all the weaker guys are left to fight for scraps. In the gym, women are like fruit and the dominant guys have their pick of the juiciest booties......




DIV

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Hell, in a real gym there really arent any women in the first place, at least none youd be interested in!
 
When the cable snaps doing seated rows, crushing the guys nose, and he screams for a new cable wrapping a towel around his face to finish his set.
 
you know a guy is on juice when....
the cash register guy at safeway looks at you, automatically thinks you are a bouncer and asks you to hook him up with ho line and some jucei, becauise you obvisouly can't be natural
 
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