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You know my boyfriend is dead...

AGENT SHAGWELL

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He fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Yeah...my conversation opener......what do you think?

"I was on this board for one reason - money - but now I've got a new reason: kicking your ass!"......my goal....to be the Queen of the 6000 Club.....watch out Bucky;)
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shags i am alive and well. the cliff wasn't that high. the shit hurt, yes, but i rubbed some bull semen on it and everything was fine. hit me up with a BC later tonight.
 
supersizeme said:
shags i am alive and well. the cliff wasn't that high. the shit hurt, yes, but i rubbed some bull semen on it and everything was fine. hit me up with a BC later tonight.

No he's dead....:) And if he's not...then where are my Big Birds at ?!!;)
 
is your bf really dead or am i missing some movie quote here and making an ass out of myself on national TV??
by the way, george disclosed to me that once you reach 6000 posts, your post count starts going back down towards 0. it's futile.

here is kung pao big bird looking distressed at something he sees off in the distance.
i-kin.jpg
 
supersizeme said:
is your bf really dead or am i missing some movie quote here and making an ass out of myself on national TV??
by the way, george disclosed to me that once you reach 6000 posts, your post count starts going back down towards 0. it's futile.

here is kung pao big bird looking distressed at something he sees off in the distance.
i-kin.jpg

you got it...happy;)

George lied to you....I hope....if that happens I'll just change screen names to cheifawesome of something...

lol...you've done it again supersize....you are my personal pic hero

:wavey: ...hey look this smile looks like ESPN maggie the magazine...but its a smiley face....not a magazine...and its not dancing.....but other than that.....
 
Saying he is dead is not enough, you have to get into the greusome details of how you decapitated him and have been using his liver for seasoning in various meat dishes.
 
WODIN said:
Saying he is dead is not enough, you have to get into the greusome details of how you decapitated him and have been using his liver for seasoning in various meat dishes.

Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?
 
Well that pic isn't Big Bird...thats his little neice.....Big Bird is a guy....

NAME: Big Bird

BIO/STATS: An 8'2" tall perennial six-year old yellow bird (related to the canary family) who is friend to monster and Snuffleuppagus alike.

APPEARANCES: Sesame Street, Follow that Bird, The Muppet Movie, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, and many other specials, shows, and home videos.
FAMOUS FOR: Conducting the Boston Pops and giving tours of the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Follow that Bird Movie....2 thumbs up!!! Also the Mupper Movie...2 thumbs up!!
 
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so we can then deduce that big bird has a similar looking brother or sister who at some point in time had bird relations with another similar looking yellow bird and produced a daughter bird??
 
AGENT SHAGWELL said:


Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?

Yeah sure, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of pure exstacy you'll have in your lifetime!!! LMAO!!!!
 
I love the "you lost me at hello" - I never thought about that twist. I ain't much for thinkin' - nor book learnin'

and the "screw you for judging me" is a reference to the 80 year old man's ball's skit by adam sandler.

penismightier
 
Wizard, you said that was big bird's niece in the pic. where did big bird get a niece???

summa this must've gone on and some point
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1) it isn't a duck, it is a penguin - it is Opus from Bloom County and later Outland.

2) I like Wodin's line, but I prefer to use "I'll give you the most mediocre 15 seconds of your life"
 
NAME: Betsy Bird
BIO/STATS: A gangly, yet graceful dancing bird.
APPEARANCES: The Muppet Show
SPECIAL TALENTS: Eccentric dancing

Scrappy ass...""It's obvious to everyone that me, fat boy down here, the lady with the sideburns, and the mutants at table number nine have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex."
 
donutglazer said:
wodin,

i love that fuckin duck pic.

Glazer it is OPUS the penquin, from the Comic Strip Bloom County. It was a topical strip that ran in the mid 80's early 90's.
 
Hey Scrappy Ass...adam's up comming movie....

The boss (Adam Sandler) of a struggling phone sex company falls in love with a woman (Emily Watson) his sister is trying to set him up with. On the run from a gang of thugs, Sandler's character uses air-mile coupons he won from a box of pudding to travel to Hawaii and meet the girl of his dreams.....

sounds much better than Little Nicky....:)

"I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain."
 
AGENT SHAGWELL said:
"I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain."

this pretty much describes me to a T.
as for his movies, they've been a whole lotta suck lately.
 
AGENT SHAGWELL said:


Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?

NO!! I will not make out with you...I'm hear to learn...not make out with you...go on with the lecture;)
 
AGENT SHAGWELL said:
Yeah...my conversation opener......what do you think?

You're a woman, so you don't need creative openers. Just say "hi" and you'll have more good luck than I've had bad. =( Bah.

-Warik
 
I know what you mean Warik - if an even remotely attractive girl comes up to me, I'll talk to her, but guys have to be special. and lines don't work - trust me.
although I still maintain that one of the best lines is "hey, you know something? you sure don't sweat much for a fat girl."
 
Scrappy ass...you stole my quote.....was I reconginized in you works citied page...plagerizer...

I find it more fun to have lines as a female...although I never get a chance to use them....I like them....I wish I got some crazy pick up lines, most are boring....
 
agent shagsalot said the shit that is in my sig.
doesn't matter, I'll think of something offensive soon enough to replace it.
it just had me laughing at the time.
 
HappyScrappy said:
agent shagsalot said the shit that is in my sig.
doesn't matter, I'll think of something offensive soon enough to replace it.
it just had me laughing at the time.

I made scrappy ass laugh.....that is enough:)
 
Re: dude

karson said:
he didnt fall , i pushed him so I didnt have to share you.,:mad:

is that a compliment?....I duno from someone whose location of choice would be with that little girl Brittany Spears.........

HeavyDuty....about the same chances as me sending you my pic;)
 
well the last dream I was it was dark and there was this phone ringing....it rang...and it kept ringing...and ringing....then I woke up...so I don''t know what that is suppose to mean.......
 
I apologize...I'm feeling a little hyper this afternoon, and nauseous....weird...anyhow...since you were so kind to let me know of you pic existance, which I never saw....I will let you know where you can see me.

I was on a great deal of WWF Raw is War about a year ago. I had from row seats with my friend. I was the blonde smiling alot. Then Stone Cold got pushed over the baracade into me. I grabed his tooshie and got in trouble by the security. But if you ask me he wanted me.....I mean the way he "fell" it was ssssoooo faked.....he wanted me....:fro:
 
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HeavyDuty...I'm about to NOT get sick I think. Woke up 2 times last night coughing.....so I ate:) and took some zinc, vit c, and echinacae

Gilby....do all my post leave you in such confusion?
 
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