You know my boyfriend is dead...

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

He fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Yeah...my conversation opener......what do you think?

"I was on this board for one reason - money - but now I've got a new reason: kicking your ass!"......my goal....to be the Queen of the 6000 Club.....watch out Bucky

 

[supersizeme]

shags i am alive and well. the cliff wasn't that high. the shit hurt, yes, but i rubbed some bull semen on it and everything was fine. hit me up with a BC later tonight.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

shags i am alive and well. the cliff wasn't that high. the shit hurt, yes, but i rubbed some bull semen on it and everything was fine. hit me up with a BC later tonight.

No he's dead.... And if he's not...then where are my Big Birds at ?!!

 

[supersizeme]

is your bf really dead or am i missing some movie quote here and making an ass out of myself on national TV??
by the way, george disclosed to me that once you reach 6000 posts, your post count starts going back down towards 0. it's futile.

here is kung pao big bird looking distressed at something he sees off in the distance.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

is your bf really dead or am i missing some movie quote here and making an ass out of myself on national TV??
by the way, george disclosed to me that once you reach 6000 posts, your post count starts going back down towards 0. it's futile.

here is kung pao big bird looking distressed at something he sees off in the distance.

you got it...happy

George lied to you....I hope....if that happens I'll just change screen names to cheifawesome of something...

lol...you've done it again supersize....you are my personal pic hero

...hey look this smile looks like ESPN maggie the magazine...but its a smiley face....not a magazine...and its not dancing.....but other than that.....

 

[WODIN]

Saying he is dead is not enough, you have to get into the greusome details of how you decapitated him and have been using his liver for seasoning in various meat dishes.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Saying he is dead is not enough, you have to get into the greusome details of how you decapitated him and have been using his liver for seasoning in various meat dishes.

Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?

 

[supersizeme]

is big bird a guy or a girl??

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Well that pic isn't Big Bird...thats his little neice.....Big Bird is a guy....

NAME: Big Bird

BIO/STATS: An 8'2" tall perennial six-year old yellow bird (related to the canary family) who is friend to monster and Snuffleuppagus alike.

APPEARANCES: Sesame Street, Follow that Bird, The Muppet Movie, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, and many other specials, shows, and home videos.
FAMOUS FOR: Conducting the Boston Pops and giving tours of the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Follow that Bird Movie....2 thumbs up!!! Also the Mupper Movie...2 thumbs up!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think far more impressive than post count is post rate.