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PoyeBoy
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I just made these up, they all ring true to me, I am currently 212-215 5'8" and in my last week of fattness before hell
1. You rings dont fit anymore
2. you get winded walking up 4 flights of stairs
3. 5-7 people a week say your getting too friggen big
4. you dont even fit comfortably into a XL anymore
5. When you sit down to eat lunch people are in awe of how much you can put down
6. sad thing is on #5, you will do this again every 2-3 hours, basically eating more in two meals than most people eat all day
7. you name your farts
8. you poop 4-5 times a day
9. your golf swing is different from last year, due to increase in upper body mass
10. you could easily eat a box of cereal(Ive done this more than a couple of times)
11. your neck is nonexistant
12. You can drink one full blender of a protien shake you used to think was gross, now you like
13. Then 45 mins after #12 your hungry again
14. your girlfriend doesnt like your arms on her when you sleeping cause they are too heavy
15. Someone you havent seen in a while walks right by you casue they dont recognize you
16. Everyone thinks your on da juice
17. 30 buffalo wings is just a tease
18. a large tub of cottage cheese and 7 peices of beef jerky are a snack
19. you actually got used to the oatmeal grit in your morning shakes
20. You can drink a XL iced esspresso mochochino chocolate bonanza and not feel quilty
21. your belt buckle is 3-7 notches bigger, depending on the day
22. you cant even itch your back, so you use the wall, a peice of gym equipment or a kitchen spoon
23. you get wrinkles in your stomach if you sit for to long
24. The word "CARDIO" makes you shiver
I cant think of anymore
1. You rings dont fit anymore
2. you get winded walking up 4 flights of stairs
3. 5-7 people a week say your getting too friggen big
4. you dont even fit comfortably into a XL anymore
5. When you sit down to eat lunch people are in awe of how much you can put down
6. sad thing is on #5, you will do this again every 2-3 hours, basically eating more in two meals than most people eat all day
7. you name your farts
8. you poop 4-5 times a day
9. your golf swing is different from last year, due to increase in upper body mass
10. you could easily eat a box of cereal(Ive done this more than a couple of times)
11. your neck is nonexistant
12. You can drink one full blender of a protien shake you used to think was gross, now you like
13. Then 45 mins after #12 your hungry again
14. your girlfriend doesnt like your arms on her when you sleeping cause they are too heavy
15. Someone you havent seen in a while walks right by you casue they dont recognize you
16. Everyone thinks your on da juice
17. 30 buffalo wings is just a tease
18. a large tub of cottage cheese and 7 peices of beef jerky are a snack
19. you actually got used to the oatmeal grit in your morning shakes
20. You can drink a XL iced esspresso mochochino chocolate bonanza and not feel quilty
21. your belt buckle is 3-7 notches bigger, depending on the day
22. you cant even itch your back, so you use the wall, a peice of gym equipment or a kitchen spoon
23. you get wrinkles in your stomach if you sit for to long
24. The word "CARDIO" makes you shiver
I cant think of anymore
