You know it's going to be a good week when

[supersizeme]

you walk into the office to start your week and there your cube neighbor is spraying fucking Lysol into the air and then your eyes start watering from the smell of rotten eggs. This is the guy I bitch about for smacking his food all the time. I hate him and I hate the IT industry and wish I had enough money to buy a popular bar somewhere and live out the rest of my life as one long Cheers episode.

 

[PoyeBoy]

you walk into the office to start your week and there your cube neighbor is spraying fucking Lysol into the air and then your eyes start watering from the smell of rotten eggs. This is the guy I bitch about for smacking his food all the time. I hate him and I hate the IT industry and wish I had enough money to buy a popular bar somewhere and live out the rest of my life as one long Cheers episode.

Ill be the cool bartender that everyone loves

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

word up on the cheers thing mang

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Take his stapler, that should finish him.

 

[jerkbox]

Re: Re: You know it's going to be a good week when

Ill be the cool bartender that everyone loves

I'll be the big fat guy who drinks 18 hrs a day, and never moves from his stool.

 

[spin721]

I'll be the guy who taks like he knows a lot about everything, but is 45 years old and still lives with his mother.

(Sorry, if I offended a few members!)

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Re: Re: Re: You know it's going to be a good week when

I'll be the big fat guy who drinks 18 hrs a day, and never moves from his stool.

poye will move your stool for you, he's rather exceptional when it comes to moving stools. jsb

 

[rjl296]

I'll be the guy who taks like he knows a lot about everything, but is 45 years old and still lives with his mother.

(Sorry, if I offended a few members!)

damn you ~~~

 

[gonelifting]

I'll be the guy who taks like he knows a lot about everything, but is 45 years old and still lives with his mother.

(Sorry, if I offended a few members!)

I DO know alot of stuff and I`m still going to school asshole. And I`m only 43, So there.


jk bro Had to throw the "asshole" in there for effect. You understand. lol

 

[supersizeme]

I'd hire all of you to work there. Seashell and Raina could both dance up on a speaker box somewhere regardless of whether or not there was music playing. Poye you'd have to bring KiKi so she could sit on there bar and cuff people randomly. Sh4d0wf4lc0n and casavant would work the door and and reject all non hotties and dudes who think they are smooth. There would be random deadlifting competitions on Fridays and Saturday nights up on stage to make the ladies swoon with visions of traps and neck veins.

 

[BooDee]

Maybe he needs a colonoscopy...................

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'll be the guy who taks like he knows a lot about everything, but is 45 years old and still lives with his mother.

(Sorry, if I offended a few members!)

I'll be AnabolicMD hates you.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I'd hire all of you to work there. Seashell and Raina could both dance up on a speaker box somewhere regardless of whether or not there was music playing. Poye you'd have to bring KiKi so she could sit on there bar and cuff people randomly. Sh4d0wf4lc0n and casavant would work the door and and reject all non hotties and dudes who think they are smooth. There would be random deadlifting competitions on Fridays and Saturday nights up on stage to make the ladies swoon with visions of traps and neck veins.

I wish I could take place in the competitions, but I retired

kiki can dead her turd box though, she's a strong lil thing

 

[alien amp pharm]

and reject all ....dudes who think they are smooth.

I should have no problem getting in then.

 

[supersizeme]

He just sprayed it again and said "it's getting funky over here"!!! Not 5 minutes ago he told me that he had eaten McDonald's last night for the first time in months and made a sweeping motion with his hand in an indication of things passing through his colon. Jesus Christ.

 

[pitbullstl]

I'd hire all of you to work there. Seashell and Raina could both dance up on a speaker box somewhere regardless of whether or not there was music playing. Poye you'd have to bring KiKi so she could sit on there bar and cuff people randomly. Sh4d0wf4lc0n and casavant would work the door and and reject all non hotties and dudes who think they are smooth. There would be random deadlifting competitions on Fridays and Saturday nights up on stage to make the ladies swoon with visions of traps and neck veins.

Fuck that I wanna work the door...............oh and Tiger974653 is nowhere to be found so I hop this message gets to you.

For revenge, tonight you should eat nothing but soy and soy by-products.......then come into work tom. and play the cup and dump game with your flatulence......(cup and dump is when you rip ass in your hand and casually drop it in front of someones face).............

 

[beefybull]

That sucks dude, might be time for some office revenge

The "cup & dump" can be absolutely devastating. Also, one of my friends farted in a pringles can one time and handed it to a guy.

 

[pitbullstl]

That sucks dude, might be time for some office revenge

The "cup & dump" can be absolutely devastating. Also, one of my friends farted in a pringles can one time and handed it to a guy.

 

[The_Ghost]

That sucks dude, might be time for some office revenge

The "cup & dump" can be absolutely devastating. Also, one of my friends farted in a pringles can one time and handed it to a guy.

Shit dude I spit water all over my monitor at the pringles comment

 

[Lumberg]

FYI it's also called a buttercup.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'll be the sexier version of Carla with the wise-ass mouth!

 

[toga22]

I'll be the sexier version of Carla with the wise-ass mouth!

I will challenge you for that...I can be impatient and bitchy, with a bad "Wisconsin" accent!!

 

[The_Ghost]

I'll be the sexier version of Carla with the wise-ass mouth!

Holy shit I can totally see that LOL.

 

[vixenbabe]

Toga....You can work all weekends..lol

Bigdawg....Damn straight! Toga and I could kick "s"ass I bet!

 

[supersizeme]

vixen - you and toga can jello wrestle for the position during the intermission right before the deadlift finals. you both will be required to wear bikinis made out of kleenex and once the competition is over i'll be responsible for getting all that sticky, annoying jello off you.

 

[vixenbabe]

vixen - you and toga can jello wrestle for the position during the intermission right before the deadlift finals. you both will be required to wear bikinis made out of kleenex and once the competition is over i'll be responsible for getting all that sticky, annoying jello off you.

Finally, a job with perks!!!!!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

That sucks dude, might be time for some office revenge

The "cup & dump" can be absolutely devastating. Also, one of my friends farted in a pringles can one time and handed it to a guy.

holy shit i never knew about this. i'm gonna have to add this to my arsenal.

 

[Lumberg]

holy shit i never knew about this. i'm gonna have to add this to my arsenal.

Works great on friends, but only once in a blue moon.

I knew a guy who would buttercup himself. It was pretty disgusting.

 

[revexrevex]

I'd hire all of you to work there. Seashell and Raina could both dance up on a speaker box somewhere regardless of whether or not there was music playing. Poye you'd have to bring KiKi so she could sit on there bar and cuff people randomly. Sh4d0wf4lc0n and casavant would work the door and and reject all non hotties and dudes who think they are smooth. There would be random deadlifting competitions on Fridays and Saturday nights up on stage to make the ladies swoon with visions of traps and neck veins.

QUOTE OF THE YEAR

 

[Russian KGB]

...when you get a $2,500 check first thing in the morning!....