you idiots

[Buddy_Christ]

motorcycle.....i always start mine up, zip up my jacket, put on and strap up helmet, put on my gloves, then i'm ready to go. takes a minute or so.

30-60 seconds before driving off. then you've got oil up on the head(s) and cam(s).

it just gets annoying to watch happen, because all of your used cars are prospective "new" cars for me until i'm done college and have a real job.

 

[BileStew]

motorcycle.....i always start mine up, zip up my jacket, put on and strap up helmet, put on my gloves, then i'm ready to go.

I was waiting for you to follow that up with...

I then took off towards the 13 barrels I was about to jump in front of Arnolds Drive-In.

 

[vinylgroover]

it's a pretty angry thread over quite a minor issue.

 

[MissJanet79]

I NEVER start & drive off... I care way too much about my ride! Whether it's summer or winter time, I usually wait up to 3-5 minutes in the winter & up to 3 in the summer. But I'm not sittin' in the car lookin' like a dork - no, I have remote start on my ride so by the time I get inside, it's ready to go!

 

[digger]

it's a pretty angry thread over quite a minor issue.

I like it. Crak, you da man. I can really tell a difference when I take that 30 seconds vs. 'pushing' it a little too soon. (I'm not about to say in which situation. Perverts.)

I've given some thought to the Acme A-hole Remover grenade launcher. The secret is that it has to flip the offending car off to the side so it doesn't block the road in front of you. Very tricky. And then there's cratering to consider. Might actually be easier to just fit your own car with jump jets and leapfrog the SOB... but then we have to do something about all the damn power lines. Frustrating, ain't it?

 

[alien amp pharm]

One of my cars has 245K miles on it and I've never had any engine problems.

It must like dry-humping.

 

[Wynn]

Dry humping is what some of us have time for only. I usually take some time before pulling out but sometimes when I'm late I just go.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

oh, i need to add this.....

girlfriend's car beeps for maybe 15 seconds after you start it. i had to tell her that beeping isn't the "backing up" beep like semis and whatnot have.

Digger, i'm glad you liked it. i've enjoyed some of your humor myself. glad to return the favor.