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Buddy_Christ
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that start your car up, put it in gear, and start driving all within 10 seconds are morons. complete f'ing morons. shit pisses me off. why you ask?
let's look at it this way.
when you have sex, 99% of us prefer to have things nice and slippery. we like things wet. when things aren't wet, we get rubbed raw. it hurts in a bad way.
your camshaft(s) and valve train likes things wet. they like oil on them. they're at the top of the engine. you need to build up pressure to get oil up there. they get wet, they like it. they get rubbed dry, they don't like it. you wear things out faster.
if you're gonna start your car up and just take off 5 seconds later and not let it warm up, your engine will take revenge on you. it will one day come out from under the hood, pull out it's camshaft(s), and dry fuck you in the ass in a most unpleasant way. (i bet only 1% of the population would enjoy the fucking it will give.) it will either do this literally, or your local dealership will assist when they assrape you with the repair charges for the damage you have incurred.
this annoys me to no end. i hear your poor pathetic engines screaming and crying for mercy. i saw a stupid asswad in a WRX STi do this to his car today. i had to hold back from removing him from the car and beating him in a manner he'd never forget. torture. pure torture.
your damn investment. i know that i personally don't like to get assraped on my investments.
which leads to my next topic.....2/3 of drivers on the road should be shot, hung, or quartered and drawn, because that's how many people on the road HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE AS TO HOW TO DRIVE. get off the fucking road. go crash into a ditch. go drive off a bridge. i don't care, just get out of my fucking way.
note - this thread doesn't apply to everyone. those of you that it does, you know who you are
let's look at it this way.
when you have sex, 99% of us prefer to have things nice and slippery. we like things wet. when things aren't wet, we get rubbed raw. it hurts in a bad way.
your camshaft(s) and valve train likes things wet. they like oil on them. they're at the top of the engine. you need to build up pressure to get oil up there. they get wet, they like it. they get rubbed dry, they don't like it. you wear things out faster.
if you're gonna start your car up and just take off 5 seconds later and not let it warm up, your engine will take revenge on you. it will one day come out from under the hood, pull out it's camshaft(s), and dry fuck you in the ass in a most unpleasant way. (i bet only 1% of the population would enjoy the fucking it will give.) it will either do this literally, or your local dealership will assist when they assrape you with the repair charges for the damage you have incurred.
this annoys me to no end. i hear your poor pathetic engines screaming and crying for mercy. i saw a stupid asswad in a WRX STi do this to his car today. i had to hold back from removing him from the car and beating him in a manner he'd never forget. torture. pure torture.
your damn investment. i know that i personally don't like to get assraped on my investments.
which leads to my next topic.....2/3 of drivers on the road should be shot, hung, or quartered and drawn, because that's how many people on the road HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE AS TO HOW TO DRIVE. get off the fucking road. go crash into a ditch. go drive off a bridge. i don't care, just get out of my fucking way.
note - this thread doesn't apply to everyone. those of you that it does, you know who you are
