Yo mamma's so fat....

[sweed]

- Yo Mamma's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.


Lets hear em!

Sweed

 

[hardrock]

So blind, her house/car has prescription windows.

 

[hamstershaver]

your momma is so fat nature boy wouldnt sleep with her

 

[onerepmaximum]

She was doing box squats on the toilet and it broke. Oh wait that was gonelifting.

 

[pitbullstl]

Yo mama's so fat......she sat on a quarter, and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.......

 

[jerkbox]

She was doing box squats on the toilet and it broke. Oh wait that was gonelifting.

lol

 

[havoc]

Yo mommas house was so dirty when I walked in , a roach dropped kicked me and rat took my wallet.

 

[Deterass]

She walked out of the house in a red dress and all the neighboor hood kids yell"HEY KOOLAID"

 

[Deterass]

After we fucked i had to roll over twice to get off.

 

[hamstershaver]

your momma is so fat she sweats gravy