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Yo Lestat! wtf is up

Swunkzulie

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with the penis envy?

Every damn thread i read lately you're talking about dicks. You have some kind of fixation on this shit or what?

btw... yo Njswunkbee, hook me up with that chick.. mkay
 
it always seems to get a rise (no pun intended) out of people. I don't enjoy any cock except my own, by my own brings me great pleasure. I'm not shy about its larger then average size and thickness.
 
you have penis fetish lestat?
 
Lestat said:
nah, i wouldn't say that really... I only like one, my own


LOL

i don't even admire my own tits...
 
Erzulie said:
LOL

i don't even admire my own tits...
that's a shame.

but they probably don't bring you as much pleasure as a cock would if you had one.
 
Lestat said:
that's a shame.

but they probably don't bring you as much pleasure as a cock would if you had one.


i don't have a cock... not even in the second party

but hell.. i don't even admire my clit as much as you admire that dick.

but of course I've given up sex
 
Erzulie said:
i don't have a cock... not even in the second party

but hell.. i don't even admire my clit as much as you admire that dick.

but of course I've given up sex

If I was a chic I would rub my clit all day long. I would worship that clit.
 
El Dandy said:
If I was a chic I would rub my clit all day long. I would worship that clit.


ah yea, and i'd stroke my cawk daily if i had one



sex isn't sex without someone to share it with..
 
El Dandy said:
Sometimes masterbation is better.
women rarely ever agree with this.. they want someone to hold them after
 
Lestat said:
women rarely ever agree with this.. they want someone to hold them after

LOL! True! I love when a chic masterbates for me. Sometimes I'm like just rub your pussy and I'll jerk off on you. ahhh, fun times.
 
Lestat said:
women rarely ever agree with this.. they want someone to hold them after

i agree

hell i can get myself off.. no doubt.. if i don't know my own body how the hell do i expect someone else to know it? But its not the same as with being with someone .. and for me never will be
 
Lestat said:
women rarely ever agree with this.. they want someone to hold them after

Dude, if women said they prefered masturbation to sex, the whole human race would be at risk - no one would want sex!
 
Assertive Guy said:
Dude, if women said they prefered masturbation to sex, the whole human race would be at risk - no one would want sex!
lol very true.
 
Erzulie said:
i agree

hell i can get myself off.. no doubt.. if i don't know my own body how the hell do i expect someone else to know it? But its not the same as with being with someone .. and for me never will be

Not to be a smart ass, but are you really serious? I'm the opposite, no chic can get me off like I can get myself off. I never let a chic suck or jerk me to a orgasm. I always pull out and finish myself.
 
El Dandy said:
Not to be a smart ass, but are you really serious? I'm the opposite, no chic can get me off like I can get myself off. I never let a chic suck or jerk me to a orgasm. I always pull out and finish myself.
lol!!!!


i must say, the most intense ogasms are usually solo.. no one knows you better then you know yourself.

Funny how women have emotions and shit wrapped up in sex.. that's totally foreign to dudes.. they just want to fuck anything they can.. its nature.
 
Lestat said:
lol!!!!


i must say, the most intense ogasms are usually solo.. no one knows you better then you know yourself.

Funny how women have emotions and shit wrapped up in sex.. that's totally foreign to dudes.. they just want to fuck anything they can.. its nature.

The emotion thing freaks me out sometimes. I hate when my chic is having an orgasm and starts crying. It happens all the time. Fucking annoys me to no end. Next time she does it, I think I will donkey punch her.
 
El Dandy said:
The emotion thing freaks me out sometimes. I hate when my chic is having an orgasm and starts crying. It happens all the time. Fucking annoys me to no end. Next time she does it, I think I will donkey punch her.
lol.. wtf.. she cries?
 
Lestat said:
lol.. wtf.. she cries?

Oh yeah! I've had a few chics do it, but not to this extent. She says her orgasms are so intense that they just make her cry. Hell, I orgasm and then I want to watch Sportscenter.
 
El Dandy said:
The emotion thing freaks me out sometimes. I hate when my chic is having an orgasm and starts crying. It happens all the time. Fucking annoys me to no end. Next time she does it, I think I will donkey punch her.
LOL
 
El Dandy said:
Oh yeah! I've had a few chics do it, but not to this extent. She says her orgasms are so intense that they just make her cry. Hell, I orgasm and then I want to watch Sportscenter.
LOL!
 
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