1.) Don't have kids, you'll only dilute the existing gene pool.
2.) Buy decorative gift bags to wear on your head.
3.) Get a shirt claiming you have crabs, people will admire you for scoring with someone even though you're ugly.
There are times when I feel ugly and don't want people to look at me. I'm thinking of getting one of those wrestling masks to wear around when I have these feelings.
There are times when I feel ugly and don't want people to look at me. I'm thinking of getting one of those wrestling masks to wear around when I have these feelings.
This reminds me of an uncle that I've never met that my dad told me about. He is supposedly extremely smart, but fucked in the head. Apparently he thinks he's some kind of superhero. He goes into phone booths and changes into a superhero costume with an old time leather football helmet. No shit.