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Yes Im Ugly You Bastards!
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big_bad_buff
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you kinda look like that kid from orange county choppers. you just need the facial hair now
big_bad_buff
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look normal if that's really you
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valhalla555
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Awww, man. You're not that ugly! I was expecting some Lyle Lovett type shit. Just lose the facial fat around the cheekbones, get a fashionable hairstyle, a tan, a cooler/sexier wardrobe, and the bitches will be eating out of your asshole in no time. Haha. Just think of it this way. I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum, I'm, as zoolander would put it, REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING, and I get the same bullshit, as you, from the haters out there! The girls will want to do me, and their jealous pussy boyfriends will make comments like, 'Aww, he's probably a fag!!!' So whether you're ugly or good looking, you'll always get assholes talking shit about you. Fuck those losers. They're just average, and that's all they'll ever be...
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valhalla555
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Naw, I didn't mean you were ugly. A person is ugly if they've got a shitty personality to match. I just don't think you should be down on yourself. Geez, this is starting to sound like Shrek...Look at the positive side of it. You're bald. Chicks dig bald guys, cuz it shows a certain confidence. It takes balls to have a bald head. You probably fuck it up with the ladies, cuz you start to beat yourself up. Walk and talk with a swagger, like you're the shit. That'll leave the chicks wondering, 'what's up with this guy?' DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE HATERS THAT WANT TO KNOCK YOU DOWN. FUCK THEM!!! Lose some fat around your cheekbones. Women go fuckin' crazy over ripped bald headed guys. There's a niche for you. You just gotta find it...
tuc biscuit
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average at worst
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