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thewood

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I AM AN UGLY DUDE,YES I ADMIT IT,i know it,i own a mirror ,so i know what i look like,so why do people insist on pointing out my ugliness to there friends on a daily basis,ill hear stuff like this "hey look at that guy ,hes ugly" hey yo,THEY KNEW I WAS UGLY! certainly they didnt need u to tell them that!ill get people looking at me with looks of disgust all the time,certainly u bastards can control your facial distortions!is it that hard to do?spend your damn time checking out the hot dudes and leave me alone damn it
 
If you got a hip haircut, a tan, and some new threads you probably would not be that ugly...Do you like Plumpers?

Post a Pic?
 
Because the majority of people are assholes. If you are ugly, so what. You can still get a fine woman if that's what you want. I've seen some of the ugliest dudes with the best looking women.
 
biteme said:
Because the majority of people are assholes. If you are ugly, so what. You can still get a fine woman if that's what you want. I've seen some of the ugliest dudes with the best looking women.

Very True! Although they usually have money or fame but it happens none the less.
 
Talk about ugly. Look at big bad buff. That's him in his anavatar.
 
Some advice:

1.) Don't have kids, you'll only dilute the existing gene pool.
2.) Buy decorative gift bags to wear on your head.
3.) Get a shirt claiming you have crabs, people will admire you for scoring with someone even though you're ugly.
 
There are times when I feel ugly and don't want people to look at me. I'm thinking of getting one of those wrestling masks to wear around when I have these feelings.
 
biteme said:
There are times when I feel ugly and don't want people to look at me. I'm thinking of getting one of those wrestling masks to wear around when I have these feelings.

This reminds me of an uncle that I've never met that my dad told me about. He is supposedly extremely smart, but fucked in the head. Apparently he thinks he's some kind of superhero. He goes into phone booths and changes into a superhero costume with an old time leather football helmet. No shit.
 
hey bigbadbuff:is that choppers? and i feel sorry for the dude who has a friend that looks like me,he must never get any poon tang!
 
Awww, man. You're not that ugly! I was expecting some Lyle Lovett type shit. Just lose the facial fat around the cheekbones, get a fashionable hairstyle, a tan, a cooler/sexier wardrobe, and the bitches will be eating out of your asshole in no time. Haha. Just think of it this way. I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum, I'm, as zoolander would put it, REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING, and I get the same bullshit, as you, from the haters out there! The girls will want to do me, and their jealous pussy boyfriends will make comments like, 'Aww, he's probably a fag!!!' So whether you're ugly or good looking, you'll always get assholes talking shit about you. Fuck those losers. They're just average, and that's all they'll ever be...
 
i always luv that line "your not that ugly" so basically your saying im ugly but not super dooper ugly...hehehe gee thanx!and i cant have a cool hairdoo cuz i dont have no hair!
 
Naw, I didn't mean you were ugly. A person is ugly if they've got a shitty personality to match. I just don't think you should be down on yourself. Geez, this is starting to sound like Shrek...Look at the positive side of it. You're bald. Chicks dig bald guys, cuz it shows a certain confidence. It takes balls to have a bald head. You probably fuck it up with the ladies, cuz you start to beat yourself up. Walk and talk with a swagger, like you're the shit. That'll leave the chicks wondering, 'what's up with this guy?' DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE HATERS THAT WANT TO KNOCK YOU DOWN. FUCK THEM!!! Lose some fat around your cheekbones. Women go fuckin' crazy over ripped bald headed guys. There's a niche for you. You just gotta find it...
 
thewood said:
I AM AN UGLY DUDE,YES I ADMIT IT,i know it,i own a mirror ,so i know what i look like,so why do people insist on pointing out my ugliness to there friends on a daily basis,ill hear stuff like this "hey look at that guy ,hes ugly" hey yo,THEY KNEW I WAS UGLY! certainly they didnt need u to tell them that!ill get people looking at me with looks of disgust all the time,certainly u bastards can control your facial distortions!is it that hard to do?spend your damn time checking out the hot dudes and leave me alone damn it


:D You know, I think I actually believe you after that post.
 
I saw the picture. You're not ugly. Keep the body looking great and you'll be alright.
 
Oops, didnt see the pic till just now. I never was able to judge another guys looks though anyways. So I couldnt tell you where you stand looks wise. Maybe some of the girls here could give you an honest opinion.
 
if you think your ugly whey are you putting your picture up here? why is yor pic up in your yahoo profile? i think your full of pooo
 
Flexygrl is right. You are NOT ugly. When I read your first post I expected to see something like that guy Sloth from The Goonies.

So quit thinking you are ugly and instead count yourself lucky that you don't have some kind of mutation, or burns all over your body, or some of the other horrible things that some people are unfortunate enough to have. Be thankful for what you've got!

:)
 
:lmao: no, that is not him, that is Paul Teutul Jr from orange county choppers, I posted them because he looks like "thewood" which is this guy: http://profiles.yahoo.com/mchenrycruiser


flexygrl said:
CHeck it out

http://www.imgmag.org/images/8888887/222.jpg
http://www.imgmag.org/images/8888887/2222.jpg


Wait, I'm confused. Is this you? You are not ugly at all. You have the cutest dimples!!!! Do you have a gap between your teeth? Can't really tell? If so, maybe you should get braces? Maybe that'll boost your confidence. To me a person's smile is really the most important thing! I had braces twice!
 
wow,i started to feel good when those girls said nice stuff until i realised they were talkni bout choppers from orange county hehehehehehehe ahhhhhh yes insults are like old friend comming by to say hello.
 
ysterday at the store a girl said to her firend "look at that guy hes ugly,then in a voice of shock said "hes ugly" today at the gym i heared "that guy in the hat is gross" ahh to be loved
 
thewood said:
ysterday at the store a girl said to her firend "look at that guy hes ugly,then in a voice of shock said "hes ugly" today at the gym i heared "that guy in the hat is gross" ahh to be loved

No fuckin way.

You're making shit up.

And if you wanna see ugly.... look at that idiot in bwoods avatar.
Now THAT dude is ugly as shit.
 
its true dude!but i should also note that since november ive lost 70 pounds of fat so i have disgusting stretch marks all over my body so i guess wearing wife beaters all the time is no help cuz people can see them,they are all over the place i also get real bad razor burn so that dont help either but im currently getting my facial hair laser removed
 
i still have nasty razor burn and stretch marks,but at least my body fat is down to 10% and my lean body mass is rising,but as one dude said,"steroids dont cure ugly" the comments are still comming ,im getting them daily!hes ugly,oh hes ugly,but mostly its the stares,the stares youd give if someone farted in the movie theater,and they are directed at me!
 
at work yesterday,i asked someone if i was supposed to clock out,{im new} and they said yeah,then turned to their friend and said "what did u expect me to do ....let him stand there and look ugly"
 
man,that pic dont show it but i got BAD razor burn on my face,that was a good day,plus hella nastier stretch marks all over my body,i lost a lot of size due to bad dieting and too much cardio,im fucked up man!i swear too god im not making this up,but im doing everything in the world to improve my appearence,im getting lasor hair removal done 4 the face,ill see a dermotologist about the stretch marks,and im on a cutting cycle right now to get my body fat to 5%,and gain lean muscle mass,and ill get better clothes,i really want to change 4 the better
 
im trying to remake myslef but itll take time,cycles take time,takes time to fade out stretch makrs,the lasor hair removal is taking 4ever,but when thats complete,ill start tanning and hope to be content 4 once
 
HANSEL said:
If you got a hip haircut, a tan, and some new threads you probably would not be that ugly...Do you like Plumpers?

Post a Pic?


ya bro my girl friend who love to meet you she said do some make over with you......i have seen her do it before basically what HANSEL said to do and seen a few dudes who looked average or below average look alot better and gave them confidence. try to get a make over yo
 
Okay, this is getting silly. I don't think anyone said those hurtful things to you. You are not ugly. You are not hot, but not ugly at all. And beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. My husbands a red head. Some women may find him ugly because of his hair. I think he's gorgeous.


Question, what body hair? You look like you are a blond. You have no hair on your face that I can see. You have a really nice body. Get a tan, go to a good hair salon and get you hair done and then get on with your life.
 
HEY FLEXYGIRL,ANOTHER COMMENT LIKE THAT WILL GET U BITCH SLAPPED COURTESY OF EVERYBODYS FAVORATE BOARD MEMBER ....ME!THE B-O-D,SO WHEN U R WITH YOUR HUSBAND ,GOING ANOTHER ROUND WITH HIS "LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULDNT" JUST REMEMBER THIS.......PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,AND WITH THE WOOD YOULL SPEND THE NIGHT!
 
flexygirl:hmmmmm,did u say "the day that ever happens" how interesting,so what your saying is that you do not have sexual intercourse with your husband!well cum on over and visit the wood baby and ill show u why they call me the schlong that goes all night long,cockzilla the lady thrilla.....cockasuarus rex the sultan of sex cuz im the hollywood bod and your husband is not!
 
thewood said:
flexygirl:hmmmmm,did u say "the day that ever happens" how interesting,so what your saying is that you do not have sexual intercourse with your husband!well cum on over and visit the wood baby and ill show u why they call me the schlong that goes all night long,cockzilla the lady thrilla.....cockasuarus rex the sultan of sex cuz im the hollywood bod and your husband is not!

Maybe you aren't getting any girls cause you are stupid as shit.

-sk
 
sk:shit is actually an object and thus not something you can apply human qualities to,therefore shit could not be considered stupid,a more appropriate comment would be to say that i am the personification of shit.But even then,not only me,but all of my many bodonians around the world who idolize me as their hero and role model would disagree with such a dastardly comment.
 
flexygrl said:
SK,

I tried to give you karma, but it said I had to spread it around. See how much I love you?!?

It's allright, lol. :)

Wood, you need to clear your act up if this thread is really serious.

-sk
 
hey sk,im doing a cutting cycle of eq 500 mg a week,100mg prop a day and 75 mg fina a day,i am currently 184 and 12%bodyfat,i was as high as 189 until i stared my fina then my weight dropped like a mofo,i was doing an hour of cardio in the morning and an hour at night.since the fina kicked in i know its too much,how much cardio should i be doing??
 
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