Yep..I'm fucking cursed.

[calveless wonder]

Got into another accident tonight. AWESOME!
My family has been saying that my ex girlfriend voodoo cursed me and left me with her black cloud and all her bad luck after we split..and i'm starting to believe it at this point.

i went to my my kickball game in Downtown (we had a doubleheader). Not only did we lose both games, but we didnt score a single run.

so..i figure to ease the pain i drive to the bar that sponsors us over in the financial district across the bridge.

So while i'm driving, about 2 blocks away from the place....the car in front of me SLAMS on their brakes.

i had no time to stop and hit the car.

Well...turns out i was the third car in a three car accident. The first car jammed the brakes and the 2nd car (in front of me) hit her. I then hit the last car and didnt have time to stop.

The irony? Both drivers (girls) were on the same kickball team as each other. They were friends apparently.

Somehow there was NO damage to my car. Like a minor little paint distortion that could be buffed out. Same with the girls car i hit...minor stratches that could be buffed out. Her front wasnt so lucky....It was a lexus and the hood and fender completely collapsed.

They called the cops...and they gave me a fuckin ticket along with the girl in front of me. I tried to tell the girl i'd buff the scratch out or pay to get it fixed and to just drop it. The cop said if she said it was ok then i could just walk away.

But...she was a little cuban princess and her mom pays for her car. So she called her and asked her and apparently she was a lawyer and said "No, i want everyone on the report". so i got a ticket for careless driving...and almost got a ticket for expired registration but i sweet talked the female cop.

Worst part was the lawyer mom came and then tried to BLAME ME for the accident saying i possibly hit her daughter and caused her to hit the front car. I told the cop, how teh fuck is that possible when her bumper and my fender have no damage. she was like "wow..good point. im glad you said that".

bitch lawyer changed her tune real quick later on and said "thank you for being so nice" and then i told her i was cuban and she completely did a 180. fuckin unreal. for those of you who dont know, cubans are big about looking out for each other. yeah, thanks lady. because of you i got a ticket

I just got my fuckin car back a little over a month ago after the serious accident i got into.

8 years of driving and not one accident. 2 months of having this vehicle (6 month gap total) and 2 accidents. awesome

 

[binö]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action
at least the accident happened pre-bar stop, careless coulda turned dui

 

[chris302001]

U play kickball???

 

[calveless wonder]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action
at least the accident happened pre-bar stop, careless coulda turned dui

i was already drinking. teh girls in front of me had liek 1 beer.

they have kegs at the kickball games. we played a double header which means i had 2 hours to drink.

the accident sobered me up real quick. although i wasnt really drunk. probably would have passed a breathalyzer

 

[Captain FT]

no story lives up to the pizza kid, that's epic

 

[calveless wonder]

U play kickball???

its awesome. it's a co-ed league. tons of chicks....kegs on the sidelines.
we go to teh bar afterwards and get more sloshed. usually a great time

but..the first game we played my car got towed. and then i get in the accident.

im cursed (thats only part of my curse. i could go on and on about the shit thats the happened to me in the past 16 months)

 

[velvett]

I feel you.

In a matter of minutes, I broke two plates, spilled the kernels of 4 corn combs all over the floor, dropped a box of kosher salt on the floor and knocked over a tall 16+oz glass of cranberry juice off the table onto an ottoman and all over the floor.

You know what the SO said?

Whoa, I'll just stay away from you tonight.

I'd hate to see what damage I could do in a car.

 

[chris302001]

its awesome. it's a co-ed league. tons of chicks....kegs on the sidelines.
we go to teh bar afterwards and get more sloshed. usually a great time

but..the first game we played my car got towed. and then i get in the accident.

im cursed (thats only part of my curse. i could go on and on about the shit thats the happened to me in the past 16 months)

Hell yeah its awesome! Im jealous!

 

[calveless wonder]

at least the girl i hit was hot and we kinda hit it off. her friend wasnt bad either

the girl i hit just text me "thank you for being such a nice guy "

i guess if i were to hit it, it'd be worth the 100 dollar ticket lol

we exchanged numbers because i said i was gonna pay for it, but her mom pays for the car and it wasnt her call. shes like "my moms crazy, im so sorry"

 

[chris302001]

at least the girl i hit was hot and we kinda hit it off. her friend wasnt bad either

the girl i hit just text me "thank you for being such a nice guy "

i guess if i were to hit it, it'd be worth the 100 dollar ticket lol

I like where your head is at!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Got into another accident tonight. AWESOME!
My family has been saying that my ex girlfriend voodoo cursed me and left me with her black cloud and all her bad luck after we split..and i'm starting to believe it at this point.

i went to my my kickball game in Downtown (we had a doubleheader). Not only did we lose both games, but we didnt score a single run.

so..i figure to ease the pain i drive to the bar that sponsors us over in the financial district across the bridge.

So while i'm driving, about 2 blocks away from the place....the car in front of me SLAMS on their brakes.

i had no time to stop and hit the car.

Well...turns out i was the third car in a three car accident. The first car jammed the brakes and the 2nd car (in front of me) hit her. I then hit the last car and didnt have time to stop.

The irony? Both drivers (girls) were on the same kickball team as each other. They were friends apparently.

Somehow there was NO damage to my car. Like a minor little paint distortion that could be buffed out. Same with the girls car i hit...minor stratches that could be buffed out. Her front wasnt so lucky....It was a lexus and the hood and fender completely collapsed.

They called the cops...and they gave me a fuckin ticket along with the girl in front of me. I tried to tell the girl i'd buff the scratch out or pay to get it fixed and to just drop it. The cop said if she said it was ok then i could just walk away.

But...she was a little cuban princess and her mom pays for her car. So she called her and asked her and apparently she was a lawyer and said "No, i want everyone on the report". so i got a ticket for careless driving...and almost got a ticket for expired registration but i sweet talked the female cop.

Worst part was the lawyer mom came and then tried to BLAME ME for the accident saying i possibly hit her daughter and caused her to hit the front car. I told the cop, how teh fuck is that possible when her bumper and my fender have no damage. she was like "wow..good point. im glad you said that".

bitch lawyer changed her tune real quick later on and said "thank you for being so nice" and then i told her i was cuban and she completely did a 180. fuckin unreal. for those of you who dont know, cubans are big about looking out for each other. yeah, thanks lady. because of you i got a ticket

I just got my fuckin car back a little over a month ago after the serious accident i got into.

8 years of driving and not one accident. 2 months of having this vehicle (6 month gap total) and 2 accidents. awesome

She cheated on you!

 

[calveless wonder]

god is cheating on me

 

[calveless wonder]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action

lol...

our outfield actualyl has to be good. some dudes try to crush it but it usually doesnt work unless you hit to a girl. and even then, its not guaranteed. i hit two line drives to chicks and they both caught it somehow. best tactic is to bunt down the third base line. almost impossible to throw a kickball to 1st like that

i made a few decent put outs in right field. i had to play catcher for the first time. didnt realize you literally need to run after the hitters when the kick it to catch the fake bunt popups.

our team blows. 0-4

we're all newbies though. some of the teams in there have played for a couple of years with each other

i'm pissed at myself. two times i had a runners in scoring position with 2 outs and both times i got out. coulda broke our runless curse

 

[Beachboy6294]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action
at least the accident happened pre-bar stop, careless coulda turned dui

LMAO!!!! That is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time! So puddle's looked like Spanky and nobody would ever pick him to play ball?!! lol

CW bro I am sorry to hear that and I hate spoiled womenz like that!!

 

[calveless wonder]

LMAO!!!! That is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time! So puddle's looked like Spanky and nobody would ever pick him to play ball?!! lol

CW bro I am sorry to hear that and I hate spoiled womenz like that!!

meh..the girl herself was cool.
but i can understand how cuban parents (mothers specifically can be). she was like "i cant imagine the beating im gonna get when i get home". probably exaggerating but cuban moms are nuts. kinda a catch 22 though. they'll give them everything but then be up their ass. if her mom wannabe hot shot lawyer wasnt involved, i woulda been able to drive away no prob. Her lexus was FUCKED though.

lol..she was wearing these freakin spandex half pants (like to the knee) and i couldnt stop staring at them despite what was going on. man, the girl had a serious ass on her. lots of cuban girls in this kickball league...and god damn alot of them are fuckin fine! the only really cute girl on my team is cuban. for whatever reason (chance most likely) i've always run into all the south american broads with issues

 

[Beachboy6294]

meh..the girl herself was cool.
but i can understand how cuban parents (mothers specifically can be). she was like "i cant imagine the beating im gonna get when i get home". probably exaggerating but cuban moms are nuts. kinda a catch 22 though. they'll give them everything but then be up their ass. if her mom wannabe hot shot lawyer wasnt involved, i woulda been able to drive away no prob. Her lexus was FUCKED though.

lol..she was wearing these freakin spandex half pants (like to the knee) and i couldnt stop staring at them despite what was going on. man, the girl had a serious ass on her. lots of cuban girls in this kickball league...and god damn alot of them are fuckin fine! the only really cute girl on my team is cuban. for whatever reason (chance most likely) i've always run into all the south american broads with issues

I haven't really dealt or known to many Cuban people so I wouldn't know but you explaining her to me got me excited!! I guess I'm going to go watch some Playboy Tv now lol

 

[calveless wonder]

I haven't really dealt or known to many Cuban people so I wouldn't know but you explaining her to me got me excited!! I guess I'm going to go watch some Playboy Tv now lol

cuban girls are some of the hottest latin american girls you'll ever meet. and smartest. As far as attractiveness, i'd rank them up there with colombian and brazilian girls and one notch above argetinian girls. most of the other latin america countries are fuckin strawberry pickers

but they're also the most spoiled. cuban girls are as spoiled, if not more, than jewish girls. think about that one for a sec lol

i can literally count the cuban girls i know on 1 hand that dont drive a BMW, lexus, mercedes, etc and that dont have parents that are doctors, lawyers or some type of major executive. like jewish people....cubans know how to make money..and spoil their kids

prolly why i doubt i'll ever marry one. i've dated a few recently but in the past i havent. strange because with the massive cuban population and that fact im half you think thatd be my thing. never works out that way (mixed girls have my heart)

 

[Beachboy6294]

cuban girls are some of the hottest latin american girls you'll ever meet. and smartest. As far as attractiveness, i'd rank them up there with colombian and brazilian girls and one notch above argetinian girls. most of the other latin america countries are fuckin strawberry pickers

but they're also the most spoiled. cuban girls are as spoiled, if not more, than jewish girls. think about that one for a sec lol

i can literally count the cuban girls i know on 1 hand that dont drive a BMW, lexus, mercedes, etc and that dont have parents that are doctors, lawyers or some type of major executive. like jewish people....cubans know how to make money..and spoil their kids

Bro they sound very hot but I don't think I could deal with that shit! I dated a jewish girl once and that was such a pain to deal with her crap, she was so damn spoiled and thought she was better than everyone but she sure was good in the sack and gave a mean bj!!

 

[calveless wonder]

^--jewish girls give the BEST bjs. must be genetic

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Kickball? How old are you?

Any ways. What you need to do is kill a chicken in her front yard then nail it to her front door. Problem solved. You really should think about painting you doors blue which will keep her curses from getting you in your place. After you kill the chicken she'll be out for revenge so I would really think about the blue door thing.

 

[calveless wonder]

Kickball? How old are you?

Any ways. What you need to do is kill a chicken in her front yard then nail it to her front door. Problem solved. You really should think about painting you doors blue which will keep her curses from getting you in your place. After you kill the chicken she'll be out for revenge so I would really think about the blue door thing.

pfft. get with the program nigga!

kickball is becoming huge in alot of places. mostly the east coast. Whats better than a bunch of co ed 20 somethings getting drunk in a cool place, and playing some stupid shit like kickball? its fun as fuck, you get drunk and a cheap way to meet girls.

we play right next to the american airlines arena(where the Miami heat play) right on the bay.

and i like your chicken idea...lol. HH, you live near my ex...wanna do me a favor?

 

[Smurfy]

Got into another accident tonight. AWESOME!
My family has been saying that my ex girlfriend voodoo cursed me and left me with her black cloud and all her bad luck after we split..and i'm starting to believe it at this point.

i went to my my kickball game in Downtown (we had a doubleheader). Not only did we lose both games, but we didnt score a single run.

so..i figure to ease the pain i drive to the bar that sponsors us over in the financial district across the bridge.

So while i'm driving, about 2 blocks away from the place....the car in front of me SLAMS on their brakes.

i had no time to stop and hit the car.

Well...turns out i was the third car in a three car accident. The first car jammed the brakes and the 2nd car (in front of me) hit her. I then hit the last car and didnt have time to stop.

The irony? Both drivers (girls) were on the same kickball team as each other. They were friends apparently.

Somehow there was NO damage to my car. Like a minor little paint distortion that could be buffed out. Same with the girls car i hit...minor stratches that could be buffed out. Her front wasnt so lucky....It was a lexus and the hood and fender completely collapsed.

They called the cops...and they gave me a fuckin ticket along with the girl in front of me. I tried to tell the girl i'd buff the scratch out or pay to get it fixed and to just drop it. The cop said if she said it was ok then i could just walk away.

But...she was a little cuban princess and her mom pays for her car. So she called her and asked her and apparently she was a lawyer and said "No, i want everyone on the report". so i got a ticket for careless driving...and almost got a ticket for expired registration but i sweet talked the female cop.

Worst part was the lawyer mom came and then tried to BLAME ME for the accident saying i possibly hit her daughter and caused her to hit the front car. I told the cop, how teh fuck is that possible when her bumper and my fender have no damage. she was like "wow..good point. im glad you said that".

bitch lawyer changed her tune real quick later on and said "thank you for being so nice" and then i told her i was cuban and she completely did a 180. fuckin unreal. for those of you who dont know, cubans are big about looking out for each other. yeah, thanks lady. because of you i got a ticket

I just got my fuckin car back a little over a month ago after the serious accident i got into.

8 years of driving and not one accident. 2 months of having this vehicle (6 month gap total) and 2 accidents. awesome

[ATW]"Oh, look at me. I'm Cuban"[/ATW]

 

[calveless wonder]

homegirl is going back and forth with some good texting game

this may work out after all

she accused me of running into cars to meet girls lol

 

[txbondsman]

I'm gonna buy you a shirt that says: Real men play hockey (with a scratched out hockey/then football scratched/then baseball scratched/ with kickball written in....

 

[jerseyrugger76]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action
at least the accident happened pre-bar stop, careless coulda turned dui

You're shitting me.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

for those of you who dont know, cubans are big about looking out for each other. yeah, thanks lady. because of you i got a ticket

It would be so awesome if white folks looked out for each other in things like car accidents. Sadly, the first instinct seems to be to file a frivolous law suit.

 

[puddlemonkey]

did you know pudmonk got his handle from his childhood kickball team?
he was the fat kid that played outfield to keep him away from the action

I'll kill you dead!

 

[mustang_00]

Got into another accident tonight. AWESOME!
My family has been saying that my ex girlfriend voodoo cursed me and left me with her black cloud and all her bad luck after we split..and i'm starting to believe it at this point.

i went to my my kickball game in Downtown (we had a doubleheader). Not only did we lose both games, but we didnt score a single run.

so..i figure to ease the pain i drive to the bar that sponsors us over in the financial district across the bridge.

So while i'm driving, about 2 blocks away from the place....the car in front of me SLAMS on their brakes.

i had no time to stop and hit the car.

Well...turns out i was the third car in a three car accident. The first car jammed the brakes and the 2nd car (in front of me) hit her. I then hit the last car and didnt have time to stop.

The irony? Both drivers (girls) were on the same kickball team as each other. They were friends apparently.

Somehow there was NO damage to my car. Like a minor little paint distortion that could be buffed out. Same with the girls car i hit...minor stratches that could be buffed out. Her front wasnt so lucky....It was a lexus and the hood and fender completely collapsed.

They called the cops...and they gave me a fuckin ticket along with the girl in front of me. I tried to tell the girl i'd buff the scratch out or pay to get it fixed and to just drop it. The cop said if she said it was ok then i could just walk away.

But...she was a little cuban princess and her mom pays for her car. So she called her and asked her and apparently she was a lawyer and said "No, i want everyone on the report". so i got a ticket for careless driving...and almost got a ticket for expired registration but i sweet talked the female cop.

Worst part was the lawyer mom came and then tried to BLAME ME for the accident saying i possibly hit her daughter and caused her to hit the front car. I told the cop, how teh fuck is that possible when her bumper and my fender have no damage. she was like "wow..good point. im glad you said that".

bitch lawyer changed her tune real quick later on and said "thank you for being so nice" and then i told her i was cuban and she completely did a 180. fuckin unreal. for those of you who dont know, cubans are big about looking out for each other. yeah, thanks lady. because of you i got a ticket

I just got my fuckin car back a little over a month ago after the serious accident i got into.

8 years of driving and not one accident. 2 months of having this vehicle (6 month gap total) and 2 accidents. awesome

i don't consider that a curse. look at it this way... you got that chix # so in other words you can wreck her vag now. pun intended!!!!!

 

[txbondsman]

i don't consider that a curse. look at it this way... you got that chix # so in other words you can wreck her vag now. pun intended!!!!!

well, that's only if he can close the deal. We all know the end to this story...

 

[calveless wonder]

well, that's only if he can close the deal. We all know the end to this story...

says the king of banging 3's

 

[wootoom]

sell it and lets go to ibiza

 

[jnevin]

well, that's only if he can close the deal. We all know the end to this story...

*snicker*

 

[binö]

You're shitting me.

word as bound black maing