*yawn*...

[velvett]

OK, I'm bored with photos of girls.


How about the BOYS?!?!?!!?

OK, I'll start.
I know for sure that KC has seen this one.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Hello!!!! Come to momma!!!! Oh yeah!!!!

 

[velvett]

I'd share him.

Oh wait! Silly me, I was sharing him.

 

[kitKat]

I couldn't agree more...bring on the pics of the guys I just wish I had some to share. Thanks for sharing yours Velvett he is yummy.

 

[Frackal]

And who would that bad blonde mofo be Velvett?

 

[Steak Helmet]

HMMMMM

 

[velvett]

*cough*

And who would that bad blonde mofo be?

CHeeeeeeeeeeeeeyah

Jealous much?


(j/k - but you must admit that is what ya'll guys would say if a girl asked about a guy. He's one of mine - er, uh was rather.)

 

[Steak Helmet]

I AM NOT GAY...SORRY MAY1010

 

[Frackal]

*spit*

Actually Velvett, I thought this was a guy from the board sending pics to KC, that's why I asked.

I will give him props on his physique. It is very good. In one year I will have surpassed it though.

 

[velvett]

Re: *spit*

Actually Velvett, I thought this was a guy from the board sending pics to KC, that's why I asked.

Naw, sorry for the confusion. I had posted him before and KC questioned why I let the boy go.

 

[Frackal]

No problem...so...does he have a large phallus?

 

[velvett]

*cough*

It was quite lovely, (*drool*) thanks for reminding me.

 

[Kryp2o]

velvett?

Have you been showing my pics out again ??? hehehe

 

[velvett]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Talking about pics...

There's this like 4 page spread in HAMPTON mag about Chris Isaak.


I'm telling you it's an EVIL plot to torture me.
OUUUU, I bet it was even written by a man.

BAH!

 

[Frackal]

No need to roll your eyes at me young lady. Hmm...I am in an unstable state of mind at the moment...I think I will go call kc to ease the pain.

 

[velvett]

No eye rolling at you Frack - rolling eyes at me.


What was I thinking?
Well, if he never opened up his mouth to speak it would have been the perfect relationship.





Note to self: You are such a bitch sometimes.

 

[Frackal]

I have the opposite problem with Karthick actually...we do not get to talk enough...we have developed an excellent phone sex system using items that include lotion, ice, a vibrator from WalMart, a pair of soft lavendar panties, and a wide array of sound effects...

 

[Slice of Peach2]

No eye rolling at you Frack - rolling eyes at me.


What was I thinking?
Well, if he never opened up his mouth to speak it would have been the perfect relationship.





Note to self: You are such a bitch sometimes.

No, honey, you are not a bitch. I would have to agree with you. Some men should be seen and not heard.

 

[Frackal]

So should a lot of women.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

So should a lot of women.

I agree with that too.

 

[jja]

Just what I needed! I tell you, there is a definite shortage of pictures of hot men

(why did you let him go????)

 

[Steak Helmet]

the man

 

[Fl.BlackBear]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Talking about pics...

There's this like 4 page spread in HAMPTON mag about Chris Isaak.


I'm telling you it's an EVIL plot to torture me.
OUUUU, I bet it was even written by a man.

BAH!

If that's the singer guy, I gotta say that women in his vidio, I think her name is Helana Christianson, or somthing like that, is the most beautiful women on the planet.

 

[Frackal]

Marcus Ruhl is one sexy bitch.

 

[bignate73]

anyone else see slice of peach flipping everyone off in her avatar?

 

[cyberflash]

Here's Mine Ladies .... Just pitching in for you tonight
this is an old pic ... see my avatar for a more ripped one LOL

Sorry ... but this is a me in a RELAXED state ... muscles not flexed or hardened YET !!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

anyone else see slice of peach flipping everyone off in her avatar?

No no, sweetie!!!! I am just giving the bird to no one in particular, just sending it out there. I'm bored can you blame me?

You are funny though.

 

[bignate73]

kakdiesel inspired me, plus i was bored and cruising around in my towel.

ill throw my .02 into the pot.

 

[Night Fly]

kakdiesel inspired me, plus i was bored and cruising around in my towel.

ill throw my .02 into the pot.

Nate....quit sharing my goods with everyone! Am I gonna have to beat down all the women from you now???

 

[velvett]

kakdiesel inspired me, plus i was bored and cruising around in my towel.

*faint*



Night Fly,

Where's the love?
Where's the sharing?
I'd share!
weeeeeeeeee.





Oh, I'll never get back to sleep now.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Im drunk and just got home..ya'll can see whatever da fuck ya'll want of me

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate! Oh, baby! I knew you were cute, but HELLO!!!!!!!

Just let the towel sort of drop off!

 

[velvett]

We have a bunch of cuties on these boards!

Thanks for sharing, Steak, Cyber, BigN and Drifter
... but I know we have more.

(yah, THAT is a hint)

Don't worry we'll just objectify you in our own feminine way.

 

[DrSize]

hey cyber whats up with having your shorts pulled up to your tits under the beater????

 

[cyberflash]

What's the matter DrSize ... you fuckin jealous???
I'm just trying to show the ladies that I have the most sexy legs and calves ! Do you even lift weights ... or are you one of those who have developed a puny upper body but have ULTRA THIN spaghetti legs ??? PUT UP OR SHUT UP !!!

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

This thread is degrading to men. We are treated as nothing but sex objects by the women of this board. Threads like this are what cause eating disorders and body dismorphic disorder as we try and live up to the standards you women expect of us. Take poor Nate for example. It is obvious the guy hasn't seen an apple pie or a Big Mac in at least 2 years. And cyberflash had to sell that TV in the background so he could afford his next cycle. I am recommending that the mods remove this thread before it causes any further damage!

 

[cyberflash]

No way am I selling my TV ... I paid US$2000 in cash for my widescreen Toshiba 40H80 high definition TV ... it's awesome, displaying 1280 horizontal resolutions .. I'm never gonna sell it ... I make six-figures a year (in US$) ...NOT CANADIAN $.. and I'm all-natural ... ...

This is just to thank the brave women who bared their assets here ... he he he ... I agree with the starter of the thread ... it's payback ... or else the men at elite between the sheets will get karmic retribution ... LOL

 

[DrSize]

you can't be serious cyber whatever you look like a fucking piece of shit and ripped for the summer???? your not even fucking close to ripped your not even lean you just look like a complete piece of shit and legs those look like a fat out of shape 300lb house wifes legs

 

[cyberflash]

DrSize

Your'e only 21 yrs old and YOU ARE A FUCKIN COWARD !!! U HAVE NOTHIN TO PROVE !!!! IF I KICK YOU WITH MY LEGS ... YOU'RE GONNA FLY SO HARD ... YOU'RE GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS AND CRY TO YOUR MOMMA AND PAPA ... AND YOUR SPAGHETTI LEGS WILL TURN AND TWIST LIKE MANGLED LEAVES ... SO LAY OFF ASSHOLE ..

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO "READ" ... I SAID THIS PIC WAS TAKEN EARLIER ... LOOK AT MY AVATAR ... I'M RIPPED NOW ... YOU ARE NOT ONLY THE DUMMEST ASSHOLE COWARD ON THIS PLANET ... YOU ARE STUPID AS WELL!

 

[smalmovesal]

i like to call him "big pappa"

 

[cyberflash]

DRSIZE PICTURE

Ladies and Gents,

DrSize wants to make fun of people, because this is really how he looks like ... BUWAAHHHAAA DrSIZE ... get a life ...

DrSize Picture

 

[The Shadow]

 

[smallmovesal]

If that's the singer guy, I gotta say that women in his vidio, I think her name is Helana Christianson, or somthing like that, is the most beautiful women on the planet.

she is sooo beautiful. i wish i looked like her.

 

[kitKat]

Small you are very beautiful why would you want to change or look like someone different? You remind me of Chyna Phillips (sp?) .

Cornholio all I have to say about you is Yum!

 

[MommaKin]

haha Nightfly, Nate is mine...keep dreamin

 

[Slice of Peach2]

hey cyber whats up with having your shorts pulled up to your tits under the beater????

You leave CyberFlash alone, don't make me come over there, buddy. I will throw down on you.



I don't want to have to take out my kung fu. Too messy. :EL:

 

[Fl.BlackBear]

she is sooo beautiful. i wish i looked like her.

Hey Small, don't sell yourself short, you're no slouch either. Helana's probably thinking, "I wish I looked like Smallmovesal, she's sooo cute".

 

[velvett]

Small,

You actually have very similiar features to Helena Christiansen. Stop being so damn hard on yourself!


Corn,

So, what's for dinner?
Damn. Ohhhhhhh baby!



I hope the gals here thank me for gettting the boy's face up here.

HA!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

THANK YOU . Mistress Velvette.

 

[velvett]

THANK YOU . Mistress Velvette.

Ouuuuuuu

Mistress Velvette

I LIKE that.
MUAHHAHAHA!



Hey, girlfriend, check your PM would ya?

 

[smallmovesal]

i know i need a slap in the head but i have "grass is greener" syndrome...

and yes, thanks for the pics velvett

 

[brickshithouse4080]

hey Small, I just wanted to raise a beer to you quick to remind you there is no designated time for drinking. God I'm being silly today

 

[smallmovesal]

i had to think about that one for a minute..

jeez, and on the LORD'S day? are you sure you should be doing that?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

It is claen now, Mistress Velvette!

*bows*

 

[DrSize]

cyberflash you are really immature i just asked what was up with having your shorts pulled up so high it was a simple question there was no reason to go off on me like a little kid trying to think your some tough guy on the internet or something then again all the losers think they are so i guess your not any different i guess its to hide all your rolls...as for me saying your not even close to being ripped i was looking at your avatar you dumb fuck. if you consider that ripped you have very low standards i can't even see a vein and you have one hell of a jiggly stomach there not to mention no muscle you might want to try working out instead of just cardio and then after awhile start reading the anabolic board and then in a year or two you MIGHT be ready for a cycle and get some liposuction first

 

[cyberflash]

DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING ??? ... OH IT'S THAT LITTLE ANT WHO PISSED HIS PANTS ..... ALL TALK AND NOTHING TO PROVE ... HA HA HA ... OH IT'S YOU ...

drsize

peepsweak ... AND BY THE WAY ... U ARE A LITTLE KIDDIE

BY THE WAY, THANKS LADIES .... PLS. FORGIVE THE BLIND ANT ...

 

[velvett]

Hey now boys....

If the two of you can't play well together,



mistress velvett will have to *cough* set matters straight.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I have already taken care of Cyberflash for the evening, you go handle What'shisname.

 

[cyberflash]

THANX PEACHY ...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

velvett,

I think you should get that cough looked at, you may have bronchitis.

 

[velvett]

hey, hey, hey

... somehow I feel I have received the short end of da' stick.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Re: hey, hey, hey

... somehow I feel I have received the short end of da' stick.

Ooops. *shrugs* Sorry, chickie.

 

[smallmovesal]

awww velvett it looks like goatslayer has a soft spot for you (anticipating goatslayer finding material in "soft spot")

 

[velvett]

velvett,

I think you should get that cough looked at, you may have bronchitis.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


So?
Do you see anything?
Any spots?
Swelling?

Tell ME!
Don't just leaving hanging here.

 

[bignate73]

Re: hey, hey, hey

... somehow I feel I have received the short end of da' stick.

hi! ready for the other end?

lol

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I was only showing concern for what could be a chronic health problem. Swelling and/or spots could indicate something bad. I'm not a doctor, so I can't speculate any further.

And the only "soft spot" I know of is the one I create in a person's skull with a mallet.

 

[velvett]

And the only "soft spot" I know of is the one I create in a person's skull with a mallet.

Hmm.
I could offer you hints on where *the other soft spot* is.

 

[bignate73]

Hmm.
I could offer you hints on where *the other soft spot* is.

you can offer me a hint or 4.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I find it more squishy than soft. Hmmmm, maybe I need to meet different women other than lepers.

 

[The Shadow]

Thanks to everyone who commented on my pics. Getting some more taken near the end of my diet in about 4 weeks.

 

[The Shadow]

Thanks to everyone who commented on my pics. Getting some more taken near the end of my diet in about 4 weeks.

 

[Buffalo Joe]

small you are fine girl no need to want others looks

 

[Big Buck]

PICS ARE 2 YEARS OLD, BUT OH WELL!!!
everybody has seen these before prolly....I will post some recent ones soon...

 

[Big Buck]

oh velvett....where are you?

 

[velvett]

oh velvett....where are you?

You rang???

 

[Big Buck]

You rang???

So when we took that pic in your avatar...were my hands cold?

 

[velvett]

So when we took that pic in your avatar...were my hands cold?

...and smooth.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

BuckyBuck!!!! Mmmm-mmm-mmmmm.

Velvette, I like you new sig, sweets!

 

[Big Buck]

wzup girlie?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

wzup girlie?

I want you guys to not disturb me tonight while I am in class, okay?

 

[Big Buck]

fine, then I won't send u the nude pics I took...Oh well, I guess I'll just send them to somebody else.....

 

[velvett]

fine, then I won't send u the nude pics I took...Oh well, I guess I'll just send them to somebody else.....

HEY!

What am I, mince meat?
Where's the love gone to?

sigh...

Easy come, easy (don't let the door slam on yer way out) go.

 

[Big Buck]

hehe...when I take them, I'll send them to you...

 

[Steak Helmet]

ME back in Nov....

 

[Slice of Peach2]

fine, then I won't send u the nude pics I took...Oh well, I guess I'll just send them to somebody else.....

See? There you go disturbing me again. Grrr.

Did you say nekkid?

 

[smallmovesal]

just like the ones i sent you earlier, right buck?

 

[The Shadow]

Notta one of 'em paid any damn attention to that did they Cornball? HELLLLLOOOOOOO CORNHOLIO POSTED A PIC BACK THERE!!!!!!!!

Darlin' you noticed - so I'm good.

 

[velvett]

Ya'll know that this sharing of photos is a constant inspiration and support for one another. Everyone has a bad day, weeks, months and even years but there's always a way out of the hole you may create for yourself.

I'll be the first to admit I am playful, flirty, sometimes judgmental and oddly curious but I'd also be the first to say that there are many good looking and accomplished people on here. YAY for all!

Anywhooooooo.

Just a word of thanks for sharing yourselves, even if it's just an ego thing.


"It's alllllllll good baby."

 

[Hannibal]

What am I, mince meat?
Where's the love gone to?

That's what I'm screaming over here...Mistress Velvett