Wwjd?

[stilleto]

jackangel. not jesus.

what if you worked with someone you really despised, and it was POURING rain for the past hour and they were working alone in a windowless conference room while wearing headphones.


and you saw that they left the sunroof open on their car.

would you tell them?

 

[jerkbox]

nah, he'd post on elite about it

 

[jestro]

I would gleefuly tell them after about 20 minutes.

 

[stilleto]

I would gleefuly tell them after about 20 minutes.

oh well, too late.

its been pouring for an hour.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

you should try and delay him/her for as long as possible while the sunroof is open so that his/her car will become even more soaked with water.

that's just my opinion though.

Delay Delay Delay! for as long as possible!

 

[AAP]

He would probably run out there and dump a box of TIDE in the interior.

 

[stilleto]

you should try and delay him/her for as long as possible while the sunroof is open so that his/her car will become even more soaked with water.

that's just my opinion though.

Delay Delay Delay! for as long as possible!

i just shut the conference room door. so nobody tells him how hard its raining.

 

[ksharp01]

oh well, too late.

its been pouring for an hour.

hahahaha

yeah, I can be a bitch like that to when no one would even know it.
It's the best way to go

 

[jestro]

oh well, too late.

its been pouring for an hour.

Fine, I would gleefully tell them after an hour.

Is there nothing better than giving a despised one bad news?
I think not!

 

[stilleto]

He would probably run out there and dump a box of TIDE in the interior.

oh crap that's a good idea.

i don't have tide, but there's hand washing soap in the ladies room.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

i just shut the conference room door. so nobody tells him how hard its raining.

LOLOLOL

you're awesome, that's perfect.

 

[stilleto]

LOLOLOL

you're awesome, that's perfect.

i SO hope there's 3" of water in there. at least.

and I hope everyone he knows has left before he finds out.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

i SO hope there's 3" of water in there. at least.

and I hope everyone he knows has left before he finds out.

If it stops raining for whatever reason, then you should be like, oh I think it might be sprinkling outside, did you leave your sunroof open.

or something along those lines with a devious smile!

hoping that he runs out to check and you'll hear the shrills of terror when he opens his door and the water is cascading out of his car.

 

[blut wump]

WW

D?

 

[stilleto]

If it stops raining for whatever reason, then you should be like, oh I think it might be sprinkling outside, did you leave your sunroof open.

or something along those lines with a devious smile!

hoping that he runs out to check and you'll hear the shrills of terror when he opens his door and the water is cascading out of his car.

that's perfect.
i'll look like the good guy, going in later and saying "hey, you didn't leave your windows open, did you?"

then later when he's bailing out his car, he'll have to thank me for telling him.

 

[jackangel]

nah, he'd post on elite about it

i'm tired of this hostility, white man. this aggression will not stand.

WWJAD:

i don't despise anyone, so i would have to tell him.

why do you dislike him so intensely?

 

[stilleto]

i'm tired of this hostility, white man. this aggression will not stand.

WWJAD:

i don't despise anyone, so i would have to tell him.

why do you dislike him so intensely?

he has harrassed a very sweet, and cute lesbian girl here.
he goes out of his way to make sure i am not included in departmental things. he complains about EVERYTHING.
he makes fun of blacks, indians, geighs, and anyone over 60.

 

[stilleto]

If it stops raining for whatever reason, then .

this is making me chuckle.

 

[jnevin]

oh crap that's a good idea.

i don't have tide, but there's hand washing soap in the ladies room.

Kool aid powder could work too. Put it in his umbrella.

 

[digimon7068]

jackangel. not jesus.

what if you worked with someone you really despised, and it was POURING rain for the past hour and they were working alone in a windowless conference room while wearing headphones.


and you saw that they left the sunroof open on their car.

would you tell them?

and mess with karma?? no friggin way!

 

[jestro]

he has harrassed a very sweet, and cute lesbian girl here.
he goes out of his way to make sure i am not included in departmental things. he complains about EVERYTHING.
he makes fun of blacks, indians, geighs, and anyone over 60.

Damn, sounds like he'd fit right in at EF, you should tell him about it.

 

[jerkbox]

i'm tired of this hostility, white man. this aggression will not stand.

WWJAD:

i don't despise anyone, so i would have to tell him.

why do you dislike him so intensely?

don't go all Gandhi on me bro

 

[stilleto]

Damn, sounds like he'd fit right in at EF, you should tell him about it.

well now i can't, cause
a. he'd see my gallery
b. he'd know its pouring out and he left his sunroof open.

 

[jackangel]

why do you dislike him so intensely?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

he has harrassed a very sweet, and cute lesbian girl here.
he goes out of his way to make sure i am not included in departmental things. he complains about EVERYTHING.
he makes fun of blacks, indians, geighs, and anyone over 60.

awesome, I knew you would have great reasons for such dislike.

sounds like a grade a bag of smashed assholes what a champion.

this so perfect, heh, I hope you can at least get a view of him opening his car somehow someway, that will be an enjoyable moment for you if you can.

 

[reno240]

That Tide idea is awesome - mean as hell - but awesome.

How exactly does he harrass the lesbian girl? Is it because she's a lesbian that he harrasses her?

 

[Spartacus]

at least whomever is working

 

[reno240]

awesome, I knew you would have great reasons for such dislike.

sounds like a grade a bag of smashed assholes what a champion.

this so perfect, heh, I hope you can at least get a view of him opening his car somehow someway, that will be an enjoyable moment for you if you can.

Yes - can you get a short video of him entering his car? We would love to see that.

 

[stilleto]

That Tide idea is awesome - mean as hell - but awesome.

How exactly does he harrass the lesbian girl? Is it because she's a lesbian that he harrasses her?

he makes jokes about offering to convert her.
if there's anything in the office that could be considered masculine, he'll offer it to her. or make little wisecracks.

she's very nice and pretty. a little tom boyish, but thats it. nothing manly.

 

[reno240]

he makes jokes about offering to convert her.
if there's anything in the office that could be considered masculine, he'll offer it to her. or make little wisecracks.

she's very nice and pretty. a little tom boyish, but thats it. nothing manly.

Sounds like an ass to me - who makes sex jokes in the office anymore? Dumb - that shit will backfire way too fast.

 

[ksharp01]

why do you dislike him so intensely?

refer back to post 17

 

[jackangel]

why do you dislike him so intensely?