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First of all.... damn Ron Simmons on there... that bitch got his titties worked on. No shit. I mean, DAMN!! He has been "bottom heavy" (i.e. gyno and saggy) for about 12 years now. Back in the days prior to his DOOM gimmick. He got that shit fixed though. Sort of. It looks like they went in with an ice cream scoop and took a lump out of his whole chest. No joke. You can see the inversion and missing mass in his chest. Like they took out a cancer lump the size of his fist. Fucking nasty.

Bradshaw still looks like shit too. Bucktoothed, no wrestling skills, no mic skills, clinging to the APA gimmick for dear life.

Eddie G and John Cena are obviously back on cycle. You can really tell with Eddie. He has bacne and shoulder acne... Cena has a better look to him than he had two months ago... both these guys need to carry the ball for the team, but stupid ass Vince won't let them. Dumb ass. Gives the lead to Brock and HHH and Angle, like a rotating door.

Brock himself is a joke. Why the fuck he was in Flex, I have no idea. The dude is holding more water than a damn camel. And people think he is "built". Please.

Big Show. Another loser that needs to be fired. WHY???? does he still take up airtime? Why does Vince continue to push him? He cna't wrestle. He can't use the mic. He is big. Goofy. Wide Ass and flat out lame. Some "saviour" to the company. He is dead weight and needs to be sent home.

Goldberg - at least he won't be on tv anymore soon.
 
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Just out of curiosity, you being gay and all, who has the hottest bod on WWE?
 
big_bad_buff said:
Just out of curiosity, you being gay and all, who has the hottest bod on WWE?


I don't care for muscle dudes.

If I were gay, I mean.. I wouldn't care. But I ain't gay, so it don't be like really mattering and dat kind of stuff.
 
Pretty much agree with ya on most of those comments AAP. Brock looks like he has gyno too, in addition to having those puffy test cheeks. I think Cena, Orton, and Benoit have the best builds right now of all the wrestlers that have obviously been on cycle. Triple H is starting to look smooth and like crap again...almost seems like some of the wrestlers just don't give a shit anymore. What's your problem with Goldberg though....
 
From Zero said:
I like Cena. Good physique and an original gimmick for once.

Original???:confused:

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: circa. 1992

Cena's on so much growth, I'm suprised he has any feeling left in his extremities at all.

His forehead has two timezones......

Nowhere near as bad as Benoit.......

But it'll get there.
 
Nighthawkk said:
What's your problem with Goldberg though....

seriously, what's up with that? Personally, i think Goldberg has a rock solid build. i would be more than happy if i could achieve a build like he does, cept just a little bit mroe in the arms. i know he's on "suspension" right now, but he'll be back soon.

Benoit is good as far as in-ring performance. he needs to learn how to work the mic though. glad they let him step up for the main event at Wrestlemania, but they'll fuck it up and he won't win the title match.

the HHH shit needs to stop. he's had that damn title for how f'ing long now? throw things around a little, let someone else win the thing for once (And keep it!!!). we were shocked when Jerhico won the first ever Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. that was one of those situations where you just went "DAMN! it's not around the waist of the 'big names' anymore!" they need to do things like that more often and have titles changing hands a bit more often to keep everything interesting.

Undertaker needs to "come back from the dead" and be the Undertaker again. none of this "bad ass" crap. he needs to go back to being pure evil. either that or just quit, because i think his whole image now is shit. he rides some kick ass bikes to the ring, but if he's going to keep it up, he might as well start calling himself something different, cause he's not acting like an undertaker anymore.

Foley needs to get in a Hell in the Cell match with Orton and win. we forsee that happening to end the feud between them, but unfortunately, we see the WWE fuckin it up and Foley losing. he also needs to bring Cactus Jack back. Foley is my favorite. the Mankind persona really got me into wrestling because he was funny as hell. he's also quite crazy in some of the things that he'll do. i think Foley really shows everyone that you don't have to have a great physique to deliver a good performance, and before he retired 4 years ago, his matches were pretty brutal. what he lacks in physique, he makes up for in pure insanity. yes my opinion is biased :D

pitbull - lmfao you're right, Cena's forehead is in 2 time zones. scary. all that rap shit that's flowing from his mouth every time he talks, however, is annoying. he says some funny stuff here and there, but damn, i get sick of listening to him. he's the WWE's version of Vanilla Ice.

Veruc and Bradshaw need to clean their bodies up some and get their act together. havn't seen anything good come from them in a while. if they figured out exactly what they're doing, they could bring the APA "gimmick" back and make it effective. they used to be a good tag team.

i think the biggest problem is they keep putting the same guys at the top constantly and it's becoming the same story over and over again. i'm so damn sick of listening to HHH spout off about how he's the world champion....same damn speech every single week for a year now. Rick Flair needs to get the hell out of the ring. i'm sick of looking at the flab hanging over his tights. he's old. retire already. i'm glad Hogan has been gone. he's slower in the ring than damn Flair is, and i didn't think that was possible. they'll bring Hogan back sooner or later though. they've gotta fuck up some more. The Rock needs to just stay gone. when he comes back again between movies again, he's going to be right back up there at the top. i havn't seen any of his movies so i don't know if they're any good, but i'm damn sure not going to watch a movie just because he's in it. if the movie isn't good, why waste my money?

RAW and Smackdown need to combine again. this separate show shit really killed Smackdown. it's completely boring and i don't care to watch it. all the wrestlers on each show have played out just about every single story line that they can together and the matches are starting to become the same thing week in and week out. they also need to make Smackdown a live show, as that makes things a lot more interesting. all the lengthy interviews and BS on the mic needs to stop in both shows. listening to the same crap for 15 minutes at a time 3 separate times in 2 hours is just boring as hell. the "big names" need to be dropped. there's no real good feuds anymore. bring some of the smaller guys up to the top, let them fight their way up, but bring them up. knock the big guys down. titles need to change hands a bit more AND (my opinion) the matches need to be cleaned up...outside interference removed and all the cheap shots and DQs actually called by the refs. every time that a member of Evolution is in a match, you know it's giong to end by another member interfering and the referee not seeing it. it's the crap like that, same thing every week, that's getting old.

i have no idea what in the hell Vince and company have done to wrestling. seems that when they had to "get the F out" they really made the shows look like they wanted to get the F out of the wrestling business. as little as 2 years ago the matches were good, the story lines good, and things were different every night.

i will never, however, get tired of seeing Trish Stratus' ass. i think it's perfect. i would worship it and use her ass cheeks as pillows. face isn't the greatest, but i couldn't say no to her if i tried.

And Stacy Keibler's legs are awesome. oh, and did i mention that i got her ass on film when she lifted her skirt up on RAW 2 weeks ago? :p i need to find a scanner for that pic. you can barely see the thong string between her ass cheeks.....damn is that a nice pic, even if it did come out a little bit dark :D
 
WWE sure has gone to shit lately,does smackdown still have the pipers pit or did they can that after a few months? I only watch Raw
 
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crak600 said:
i will never, however, get tired of seeing Trish Stratus' ass. i think it's perfect. i would worship it and use her ass cheeks as pillows. face isn't the greatest, but i couldn't say no to her if i tried.

this is the only thing that keeps me watching at all....
 
Goldberg sucks because he is a lazy ass wrestler. He is a joke. Backstage, not one damn soul likes him.

Look at his history. In every contract, he works a MINIMUM amount of time. He came to WWE, fought the rock, won and then what? "Got hurt". Was going against HHH and won and what happened? "Got Hurt". Lost the title and then suffered a "broken ankle" at the hands of Batista. Then he was "fired". Now he is on "suspension". It is a joke. These are all cover up to justify him not being on cards simply because he refuses to work the same schedule and days as everyone else. He is lazy.

And his contract will NOT be renewed when it is up after Wrestlemania.
 
WrestlingInsider.

Also, Steiner will not be renewed when his contract expires. He would be in OVW right now if he had not put that clause in there that he would only appear on WWE television.
 
The Nature Boy said:
personally wrestling has gone downhill ever since El Gigante called it quits.

because they were bringing back Lazertron to tag team with him.
 
AAP said:


because they were bringing back Lazertron to tag team with him.

hey I've missed it, but is ernest miller back with the wwe? when I last saw him in the wcw he looked like he was much slower, due to injury perhaps.

4 TIME KARATE CHAMPION!!!
 
Man, Ernest Miller has been in the ring in the WWE. Most recently, he entered both of the battle royals (one being Royal Rumble), he jumped in, went to dancing, did his splits, got grabbed and tossed over under 10 secs. Didn't even hit anyone.

That man can work that mic like nobody's business.

Ernest to Lance Storm in WCW "Whoa whoa whoa... hey hold on boy, what you doing? What you doing coming out here like some kind of sawed off Power Ranger. look at the outfit. Somebody better call my momma cause I about to whip yo ass boy"
 
AAP said:
Man, Ernest Miller has been in the ring in the WWE. Most recently, he entered both of the battle royals (one being Royal Rumble), he jumped in, went to dancing, did his splits, got grabbed and tossed over under 10 secs. Didn't even hit anyone.

That man can work that mic like nobody's business.

Ernest to Lance Storm in WCW "Whoa whoa whoa... hey hold on boy, what you doing? What you doing coming out here like some kind of sawed off Power Ranger. look at the outfit. Somebody better call my momma cause I about to whip yo ass boy"

lol yeah. I didn't like him for his ring skills, but on the mic he was awesome. He used to say that he'd fight anyone in the back, and if he lost he'd never return to that town again. Then it always seemed like scott norton was the guy in the back and he'd get his ass kicked.

i think it was you who said his character was based off of thunderbolt patterson.
 
crak600 said:


seriously, what's up with that? Personally, i think Goldberg has a rock solid build. i would be more than happy if i could achieve a build like he does, cept just a little bit mroe in the arms. i know he's on "suspension" right now, but he'll be back soon.

Benoit is good as far as in-ring performance. he needs to learn how to work the mic though. glad they let him step up for the main event at Wrestlemania, but they'll fuck it up and he won't win the title match.

the HHH shit needs to stop. he's had that damn title for how f'ing long now? throw things around a little, let someone else win the thing for once (And keep it!!!). we were shocked when Jerhico won the first ever Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. that was one of those situations where you just went "DAMN! it's not around the waist of the 'big names' anymore!" they need to do things like that more often and have titles changing hands a bit more often to keep everything interesting.

Undertaker needs to "come back from the dead" and be the Undertaker again. none of this "bad ass" crap. he needs to go back to being pure evil. either that or just quit, because i think his whole image now is shit. he rides some kick ass bikes to the ring, but if he's going to keep it up, he might as well start calling himself something different, cause he's not acting like an undertaker anymore.

Foley needs to get in a Hell in the Cell match with Orton and win. we forsee that happening to end the feud between them, but unfortunately, we see the WWE fuckin it up and Foley losing. he also needs to bring Cactus Jack back. Foley is my favorite. the Mankind persona really got me into wrestling because he was funny as hell. he's also quite crazy in some of the things that he'll do. i think Foley really shows everyone that you don't have to have a great physique to deliver a good performance, and before he retired 4 years ago, his matches were pretty brutal. what he lacks in physique, he makes up for in pure insanity. yes my opinion is biased :D

pitbull - lmfao you're right, Cena's forehead is in 2 time zones. scary. all that rap shit that's flowing from his mouth every time he talks, however, is annoying. he says some funny stuff here and there, but damn, i get sick of listening to him. he's the WWE's version of Vanilla Ice.

Veruc and Bradshaw need to clean their bodies up some and get their act together. havn't seen anything good come from them in a while. if they figured out exactly what they're doing, they could bring the APA "gimmick" back and make it effective. they used to be a good tag team.

i think the biggest problem is they keep putting the same guys at the top constantly and it's becoming the same story over and over again. i'm so damn sick of listening to HHH spout off about how he's the world champion....same damn speech every single week for a year now. Rick Flair needs to get the hell out of the ring. i'm sick of looking at the flab hanging over his tights. he's old. retire already. i'm glad Hogan has been gone. he's slower in the ring than damn Flair is, and i didn't think that was possible. they'll bring Hogan back sooner or later though. they've gotta fuck up some more. The Rock needs to just stay gone. when he comes back again between movies again, he's going to be right back up there at the top. i havn't seen any of his movies so i don't know if they're any good, but i'm damn sure not going to watch a movie just because he's in it. if the movie isn't good, why waste my money?

RAW and Smackdown need to combine again. this separate show shit really killed Smackdown. it's completely boring and i don't care to watch it. all the wrestlers on each show have played out just about every single story line that they can together and the matches are starting to become the same thing week in and week out. they also need to make Smackdown a live show, as that makes things a lot more interesting. all the lengthy interviews and BS on the mic needs to stop in both shows. listening to the same crap for 15 minutes at a time 3 separate times in 2 hours is just boring as hell. the "big names" need to be dropped. there's no real good feuds anymore. bring some of the smaller guys up to the top, let them fight their way up, but bring them up. knock the big guys down. titles need to change hands a bit more AND (my opinion) the matches need to be cleaned up...outside interference removed and all the cheap shots and DQs actually called by the refs. every time that a member of Evolution is in a match, you know it's giong to end by another member interfering and the referee not seeing it. it's the crap like that, same thing every week, that's getting old.

i have no idea what in the hell Vince and company have done to wrestling. seems that when they had to "get the F out" they really made the shows look like they wanted to get the F out of the wrestling business. as little as 2 years ago the matches were good, the story lines good, and things were different every night.

i will never, however, get tired of seeing Trish Stratus' ass. i think it's perfect. i would worship it and use her ass cheeks as pillows. face isn't the greatest, but i couldn't say no to her if i tried.

And Stacy Keibler's legs are awesome. oh, and did i mention that i got her ass on film when she lifted her skirt up on RAW 2 weeks ago? :p i need to find a scanner for that pic. you can barely see the thong string between her ass cheeks.....damn is that a nice pic, even if it did come out a little bit dark :D

that just took you an hour to type didn't it?
 
Long speech there Crak, but I agree with ya on all of that. BTW, Ernest "The Cat" Miller has been fired from the WWE as of last week.
 
The Nature Boy said:

i think it was you who said his character was based off of thunderbolt patterson.


Yeah, a blatant rip off. Thunderbolt was GOOD!!!


I was hoping Ernest Miller and Hardcore Norman Smiley was going to team up in the WWE. but nooooo..
 
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