Wtf!!!!!??????

[Scotsman]

So I am staying at a Courtyard by Marriot here in Tuscaloosa. Pretty swanky place. Until I get in the shower that is, the shampoo smells like watermelons, the soap smells like summer sausage, the towels are practically see through, and there's no bathroom fan so you know what it smells like in there. Yep you guessed it a mixture of watermelon, summer sausage, and my fast food induced filth.

Rant over.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Arabian]

Thanks for the visual . lol

 

[UA_Iron]

girly goop and fecal matter


excellent