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~Babygirl~

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First off FUCK YOU Captain.


Second- Winny you could never have me and what the helll is with your fetish for feces about?
 
Babygirl you need to tell us what's going on, rumors are flying everywhere that the captain tag teamed on you with 4 migrant construction workers and a 3 legged baboon!!

No seriously, what happened? Did the captain 'fuck you over' so to speak or what?
 
I still think you're really hot and you need to come to MI like, this weekend. Trust me, you'll be happy you did once you get here. Oh, and I don't care about the whole tag team and migrant worker thing! Good one frack.
 
~Babygirl~ said:

Second- Winny you could never have me and what the helll is with your fetish for feces about?
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Winny, that is just realy disgusting. I mean really. Do you go to those sites where people are eating that? :sick:
 
Hey I is it true that peaches fucked superdave? oh wait that's old news

(j/k withya peach)
 
Hey Frackal,

She was buggin' cause for some odd reason she thought i was going to leave my girlfriend for her. This is something she dreamed up. I totally told her that she wasn't go to be around for long...and now she is trying to start shit with me and my girl...YAWN..
 
~Babygirl~ said:
First off FUCK YOU Captain.


Second- Winny you could never have me and what the helll is with your fetish for feces about?
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heh heh the worm has turned (so to speak - i'm not calling you a worm, ~babygirl~!!!)

Good on ya for stickin' up for yourself...as it were ;).

You tell 'em.

It's about time the females here started to say We are not taking any more shit from the cruder element here... :D

Go for it...you tell 'em...

Yeah, i think FUCK OFF sums it up pretty well...:rolleyes:

Any more women want to tell those who think degrading posts to women is funny, to FUCK OFF? :D

Let's do it!!!!!!!!!

(Hey, if not here, where? If not now, when? Seize the day...yada, yada, yada...)

love
helen

LOL :doublefi: :doublefi: :doublefi: :doublefi: to the RUDE DEGRADING MEN HERE
 
I don't know what went on between you two because the video tape was destroyed by the labs. Those bastards...captian we got to change production companies again. Anyway...take it to the PM.
 
Helen don't hate me because you think i degrade women. They do it to themselves...except for that girl i gave a "Glass bottom boat* to".

Wodin- We are going to have to make the picture better too some how. Maybe if we take babygirl out and replace her with a bus station skank? lmfao!

*Glass bottom boat- Place saran wrap on the womens face while she is laying on her back. the guy then squats over her and proceeds to defecate on her face.
 
Captain_insano said:

*Glass bottom boat- Place saran wrap on the womens face while she is laying on her back. the guy then squats over her and proceeds to defecate on her face.
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That's an interesting variation of the Cleveland Steamer.
 
Captain_insano said:
Helen don't hate me because you think i degrade women. They do it to themselves...except for that girl i gave a "Glass bottom boat* to".

Wodin- We are going to have to make the picture better too some how. Maybe if we take babygirl out and replace her with a bus station skank? lmfao!

*Glass bottom boat- Place saran wrap on the womens face while she is laying on her back. the guy then squats over her and proceeds to defecate on her face.
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oh, i don't hate you CI- of course not!!!...au contraire...i learned on this site that saying "FUCK OFF!!!" is merely friendly small-talk... :rolleyes:

But i hoped you liked me more than 'friendly small-talk' so i was hoping for more than a "FUCK OFF!" as it were... ;)

I am married, tho... :)

love
helen

p.s. i appreciate you using the saran wrap assuming she didn't actually suffocate...

WODIN yeah too bad about that videotape. ah well...we will simply have to decide who is more believable, won't we? ;)
 
I was under the impression that a Hot Carl was something totally different. Upon further research, I have discovered that it is in fact a Warm Carl. The variation being the saran wrap.
 
The clevland steamer is performed on the womens chest and the crap actually touches her.
The GBB allows you to crap on her face and not actually ever touch her because of the saran wrap

Havoc- Hot Carl is when you F your girl in the A and then before washing it off you place is directly in her mouth for a washing. they call it this because some dude Carl was the first to do it. ;)
 
Captain_insano said:
The clevland steamer is performed on the womens chest and the crap actually touches her.
The GBB allows you to crap on her face and not actually ever touch her because of the saran wrap

Havoc- Hot Carl is when you F your girl in the A and then before washing it off you place is directly in her mouth for a washing. they call it this because some dude Carl was the first to do it. ;)
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then Carl is a prick who should have become prickless...for such abuse...i hope she cut it off... :(

love
helen
 
:o


Blah.


This mixing up of objects and orifices is just wrong.
(well for me personally - ya'll can do what ever gets you off.)



As for this topic...

:rolleyes:

To quote a client of mine, "everybody is fuckin' or suckin' someone somewhere; it's to establish if you are the fucker or fuckie that makes any difference."

It's sticks in my head becasue of the prim proper mouth those words came out of that really grabs me everytime.
 
velvett said:
:o


Blah.


This mixing up of objects and orifices is just wrong.
(well for me personally - ya'll can do what ever gets you off.)



As for this topic...

:rolleyes:

To quote a client of mine, "everybody is fuckin' or suckin' someone somewhere; it's to establish if you are the fucker or fuckie that makes any difference."

It's sticks in my head becasue of the prim proper mouth those words came out of that really grabs me everytime.
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Hi velvett :)

My experience is that people with prim and proper mouths are the fuckers usually :rolleyes: and the rest of us are the fuckies..*sigh* :(

but maybe we graciously are granted occasional role-reversals... ;):D

i think it's something worth hoping for, anyway.

love
helen
 
Hey Latamer...i found out about the hot carl in 1999 so if that website you posted is dated after that then you know what the original Hot Carl is....besides i like the one i posted better.

Helen-Why did you feel that you needed to tell me that you were married? Where you scared that i was going to stalk you? ;)

velvett- I love when you say the word mOuth! :)
 
Captain i have said my peace and i'm sticking to it. I have said what i have to say to you and your gf and it's my fault for fooling around with a guy who was taken. On that note...L8erz

Winny fan you are gross and the chance that you may even have a girlfriend are really slim.
 
Babygirl-

Good for you admit your mistake and move on! BUT DO NOT LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO LEAVE!!

Maybe you were wrong to mess with a guy who had a girlfriend, but he cheated, you didn't! Why should you be the one who feels guilty??
 
Freak Show said:
I still think you're really hot and you need to come to MI like, this weekend. Trust me, you'll be happy you did once you get here.
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HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Guy not insulting you here, might be worth it!!!:rolleyes:
 
BG- never expose your neck to a wolf, he'll only rip your throat out!!!


Not fucking with you. Do you understand what I'm saying?? Not being mean- it's an analogy.
 
Captain_insano said:
Helen-Why did you feel that you needed to tell me that you were married? Where you scared that i was going to stalk you? ;)

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Hello CI :)

Actually I have no idea if you would stalk me or not...it was simply an 'I' statement to indicate where my boundaries are.

Should i have rather said "I do not have sex with people i am not married to" - that was what i mean to imply...if i was unclear, please excuse my indirectness... :rolleyes:

Am i scared of you? no :)

An I didn't need to tell you - i just was telling you as an fyi...i hope you see the difference...

in fact this reminds me of a conversation last fall in a somewhat ex-ed relationship (not a romantic one :rolleyes: ) where (pre-ex but in troubled times) the other person said to me "why do you NEED to call me so much??? No one else does"

I didn't really know what to say. I could have said "Maybe i like you more?" but since that person was already regarding me as an 'instrument of satan' (yeah that was based on their words to me - twice at least) that might not have been seen as a plus point - so, i can't remember saying anything consequential. It was one of those situations i hope you haven't been in where you sense there is nothing helpful or useful you can say...

I don't remember what i thought but it could have been "so much for RELATIONSHIP".

*sigh*

well i hope that i answered your questions satisfactorily, dear :)

love
helen
 
needleboy said:
BG- never expose your neck to a wolf, he'll only rip your throat out!!!


Not fucking with you. Do you understand what I'm saying?? Not being mean- it's an analogy.
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Hey needles

Hi :)

Also...

(I hope i won't regret asking this)

...what does your picture in your sig mean??? the arrow through the square parens, i mean???

I'd really like to know (i think)...well i guess i'll find out if you tell me. It surely can't hurt to ask... ;)

love
helen
 
needleboy said:
BG- never expose your neck to a wolf, he'll only rip your throat out!!!


Not fucking with you. Do you understand what I'm saying?? Not being mean- it's an analogy.
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I am more of a Chicken Hawk then a wolf...thank you very much! :)
 
hey Helen i get what you are saying...have you posted any pics on the chat board before? I would like to see what you look like? How long have you been training? How old are you? tee hee...i am in stalker mode...j/k:rolleyes:
 
Captain_insano said:
hey Helen i get what you are saying...have you posted any pics on the chat board before? I would like to see what you look like? How long have you been training? How old are you? tee hee...i am in stalker mode...j/k:rolleyes:
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she is hot man!!! you should totally hit that shit! she has a web site where you can check out her sweety booty!!!!
 
Captain_insano said:
hey Helen i get what you are saying...have you posted any pics on the chat board before? I would like to see what you look like? How long have you been training? How old are you? tee hee...i am in stalker mode...j/k:rolleyes:
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there's this whole thred on here where someone posted my pic and evryone laughed at it...i dunno, it's on here somewhere...but you can go to my site (it's in my sig)

i am fat though - don't bother :rolleyes:

i used to do training pre-kids...but that was a long time ago. These days i'm lucky if i can keep my head on the right way around...no j/k...am hoping for change tho...

so, sorry, i am not really belong here at all...someone sent me.

love
helen
 
Captain_insano said:
Hey Frackal,

She was buggin' cause for some odd reason she thought i was going to leave my girlfriend for her. This is something she dreamed up. I totally told her that she wasn't go to be around for long...and now she is trying to start shit with me and my girl...YAWN..
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Wow, I hope you dont own any bunnies and a big cooking pot:D
 
Read the thread and wtf...who cares tis life.

On a real note...I'm pullin for Freakshow you go on with your bad self......give it a go Babygirl.
 
teehee!

I have to stick up for Cappy here! (can't beleive I said this)

Needleboy is right!

Baby why the fuck would you KNOWINGLY fuck with Insano when every lady and I quote"lady" knows all about Insano and his extra affairs he has on the side of his gf, IF you are that damn dumb to think that little ol' YOU would change him~ sorry you were sadly mistaken.
Poor girl. No less Insano is OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!

this is something that you should not have spoke of on the boards! Just lets us know you are or might be a SLUT.


Cappy, and so another one bites the dust. lol
 
velvett said:
:o



To quote a client of mine, "everybody is fuckin' or suckin' someone somewhere; it's to establish if you are the fucker or fuckie that makes any difference."

It's sticks in my head becasue of the prim proper mouth those words came out of that really grabs me everytime.
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What can I say, "You bring out the animal in us." If you know what I mean. You need to behave.
 
Babygirl,
Y by god did you feel it was your duty to *talk* to his girlfriend...............funny how you didn't have this sense of righteousness before you fucked him. Maybe then it would of done some good. Self serving, manipulative, naive, and plain stupid is what you were. Let it drop....You got burned..........sure...........but you jumped into the fucking fire on your own.

Star
 
I have been involved in a Hot Carl without asking or tricking her into doing it. She did it several times. It was nice!

BabyGirl, I told you in a tread about 2 weeks ago you would not tame Cappy and make him leave his girl. Guess you missed it.

Chalk another hunk of ars up for Cappy.
 
Hello no about babygirl and captain, this whole drama is funny as shit.

(shit can be very funny)
 
Frackal said:
Hello no about babygirl and captain, this whole drama is funny as shit.

(shit can be very funny)
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:FRlol:
 
I do.

Give a shit about where you live, i mean...

I know what you mean about funny - but, there are other ways to be funny, too... :(

love
helen
 
id like to know some details also. how long did it take you until she sucked your dick? did you lay some pipe in her also? did she swallow?
 
winny fan said:
babygirl wants me to give her a chilidog. i told her i just dont let anygirl sample my perfect smelling, perfect shaped feces. every woman that has had the pleasure of taking one of my logs in thier mouth or on their chest has told me that they have never had shit like mine. most of them even put the extra in a bowl and eat it like chocolate ice cream. if you guys think i should let babygirl sample my corn hole carpaccio, then let me know, but i'm apprehensive, i dont want her to think i just give it up any time. i'm no scat rat.
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it's just words, wf...you're so full of s it no wonder you're trying to foist it off on the nearest female :D:rolleyes:

there is more to life than this...:rolleyes: :)

love
helen
 
winny fan said:


your damn right i'm full of shit, i havent pinched loaf in days, i was saving up for today cuz its babygirls birthday and i wanted to give her something meaningful.

and dont say there is more to life than my shit until you've tried king winny fans feces mignon.
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sweetheart, could you be dyslexic? no offense - i ask only because i said

"there's more to life than this"

and you apparently read it as

"there's more to life than shit"

Did you think it was an anagram, sweetie? Or because of dyslexia you thought i wrote something else than i really did write?

Never mind wf... :)

love
helen
 
Cleaner said:
Read the thread and wtf...who cares tis life.

On a real note...I'm pullin for Freakshow you go on with your bad self......give it a go Babygirl.
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In the immortal words of Mr. Burns: "EXCELLENT"
:FRlol: :FRlol: That's 2 votes for Freak Show! Thank you Cleaner. Come on, let's have some more support. Do I need to get a petition started?:D
 
winny fan said:
babygirl wants me to give her a chilidog. i told her i just dont let anygirl sample my perfect smelling, perfect shaped feces. every woman that has had the pleasure of taking one of my logs in thier mouth or on their chest has told me that they have never had shit like mine. most of them even put the extra in a bowl and eat it like chocolate ice cream. if you guys think i should let babygirl sample my corn hole carpaccio, then let me know, but i'm apprehensive, i dont want her to think i just give it up any time. i'm no scat rat.
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That is nasty!!!! :sick:
 
winny fan said:
look sop2, everybodies doin it.

Annasimg003.jpg
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LMNWEABO wow you are right!!! :D

(laughing my not-well-enuf-attached-bits off...)

love
helen
 
Who are you calling a bitch? Why do you care so much about what the Captain and i did behind closed doors Salami? Are you Jealous? did you want a piece? Lol!
 
~Babygirl~ said:
Who are you calling a bitch? Why do you care so much about what the Captain and i did behind closed doors Salami? Are you Jealous? did you want a piece? Lol!
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poor TS :(

love
helen
 
~Babygirl~ said:
Who are you calling a bitch? Why do you care so much about what the Captain and i did behind closed doors Salami? Are you Jealous? did you want a piece? Lol!
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are you offering me a piece? what are you doing right now? i could use a blowjob about now.
 
what a fucking cocktease this bitch is. she practically begs me to let her suck my dick and now when i am gonna take her up on it she disappears.
 
~Babygirl~ said:
i am starting to dislike you Helen. lol
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join the club!!! :D

did i tell you about my son & his friends song - think of the Barney theme song here if you know it...

i hate you
you hate me
were a hating family...etc etc

it's some sort of weird 8 year old bonding song i guess *shrugs*

i don't know at what age it wears off either ;)

love
helen
 
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