Wtf is this true?

[PICK3]

I just got a tattoo on my fleshlight

I'm getting D-R-A-G-O tatt'ed across my nutsack

 

[dabuffguy]

Had my nipples pierced. Looked cool with a six pack. Once I started growing the keg, I took them out.

It did not look cool you fucking idiot.

What, you from the kejmbe tribe in Botswana?

What kind of complete pussy bitch pierces his nipples? Fuck you.

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!

 

[PICK3]

olololololololololol!

 

[wootoom]

Bwhahahahaahahahahaahahahahaha fuck I can't handle this

 

[PICK3]

Bwhahahahaahahahahaahahahahaha fuck I can't handle this

you gonna due a hydro?

 

[nangiggles]

If you 2 are gonna start touchin' peens, I'm gonna need my private lesbian moment with Cindy.

Can I watch all 4 of you?

 

[AFeedz]

You can join ceo outside the window.

 

[-SD-]

can i peep?

 

[miplank]

can I Tom?