wtf is a 'life partner'?

[vinylgroover]

Went for a few drinks with friends last night and met a couple. The guy introduced himself and then introduced his girl by saying "This is my life partner Danielle'.

He could have used partner or girlfriend or defacto or bitch or ho or whatever..........wtf is a life partner? If they don't want to get married fine, but 'life partner' is horseshit.

What sort of wank is that?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

The 2000's version of SO

 

[jerkbox]

maybe Danielle was a man?

usually gay couples use the term

 

[vinylgroover]

maybe Danielle was a man?

usually gay couples use the term

she did have big hands.

 

[jerkbox]

she did have big hands.

did "he" have an adams apple?

 

[Sub-Zero]

mutual decision to not marry officially and legally, but they still lifelong live togther

 

[vinylgroover]

did "he" have an adams apple?

no but her penis was bulging in her pants.

 

[-SD-]

agreed, life partner term is fucktarded.

 

[jerkbox]

no but her penis was bulging in her pants.

maybe she just did a long cycle and her clit got big

 

[AAP]

I just say my partner. I guess I could call him life partner. Cause if the bitch ever cross me, that's the end of his life.

 

[vinylgroover]

I just say my partner. I guess I could call him life partner. Cause if the bitch ever cross me, that's the end of his life.

who said gay men weren't old fashioned

 

[Buddy_Christ]

maybe Danielle was a man?

usually gay couples use the term

maybe "she" used to be a "he" or is in the process of becoming a "woman."

 

[from zero]

crak = "Danielle"

 

[Wynn]

maybe "she" used to be a "he" or is in the process of becoming a "woman."

Talk about being torn a new hole.

 

[Taps]

My lesbian sister has a "partner." I asked her about about it once and she said "life partner" is for fucking hippies.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

crak = "Danielle"

until the operation is complete, please refer to me as "Danny." thank you.

 

[ohashi]

mutual decision to not marry officially and legally, but they still lifelong live togther

That's all there is to it.

 

[redshirt27se]

i thought this was a gay thread. i've never heard a straight person say 'life partner'.

 

[ohashi]

I say it all the time about my professors when talking to other professors. It makes for interesting results.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

one of my friends always used to introduce me as his life partner at random people's parties. you should've seen the look of disappointment on the girls' faces whenever that line came out.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm ok with the life partner term; two people stayin together for each other....not for the kids.

 

[spongebob]

I just say my partner. I guess I could call him life partner. Cause if the bitch ever cross me, that's the end of his life.

you need to drop the "partner" also, its not a business. just say "this is my lover". sounds better to me.

 

[chesty]

Someone you love to hate and hate to love

 

[Y_lifter]

It's an Insurance or Legal term used by those scamming the system...

 

[FreeballinDC]

It's an Insurance or Legal term used by those scamming the system...

Damn, you fingered it out.

Yeah, life partner sounds gay. If I ever meet anybody worthy enough to be my partner, that's exactly how it will be - "partner"

sorry, that was spongebob, "lover" sounds too short term, like it could be over in an afternoon.

"boyfriend" and "girlfriend" sounds like your still in HS

 

[Y_lifter]

Hell, If I actually thought I could get something out of this thing I'd
have a different life partner each month.. LOL...

Nothing worse than having them introduced as my "Friend"..
WTF is that ?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Hell, If I actually thought I could get something out of this thing I'd
have a different life partner each month.. LOL...

Nothing worse than having them introduced as my "Friend"..
WTF is that ?

I kinda like "Friend with benefits"

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL "life partner".. how bout... "for the time being partner"

 

[Wynn]

you need to drop the "partner" also, its not a business. just say "this is my lover". sounds better to me.

He is giving him the business. lol

 

[Y_lifter]

I kinda like "Friend with benefits"

BeniFriend ?

 

[FreeballinDC]

BeniFriend ?

LOL, more like "fuck buddy".

 

[spongebob]

Damn, you fingered it out.

Yeah, life partner sounds gay. If I ever meet anybody worthy enough to be my partner, that's exactly how it will be - "partner"

sorry, that was spongebob, "lover" sounds too short term, like it could be over in an afternoon.

"boyfriend" and "girlfriend" sounds like your still in HS

yea i kinda agree. i just think "partner" sounds too cold.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

if someone just said partner, i would be like "what, you guys detectives or something?"

 

[RADAR]

you need to drop the "partner" also, its not a business. just say "this is my lover". sounds better to me.

Dude clean out your pm box

RADAR