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WTF? Britney Spears is dead?
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satanic goatslayer
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but I doubt it.
HumanShell
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The rumor started Tuesday night when Kramer and Twitch (a couple guys that do a nightly radio program on 97.1 the Eagle in D/FW Texas) stated that Spears had died in a car crash while riding with Timberlake, and he was in critical condition. The news spread fast via the internet.
Hugh Gellatts
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I'll believe it if she is related to Mike Mentzer....
Newsline 06/14/01, 14:21 EST
Pop Music stars Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were pronounced dead today by representatives of the LA County Corner's Office, who greeted her private jet after it landed at LAX airport this afternoon.
An official statement from the charter airline service is not yet forthomcing, but apperantly a problem with the jet's pressurization system caused the accident.
The flight attendant on the jet (named withled by request) remarked in a brief interview:
"We were at cruising altitude when we lost cabin pressure. The Oxygen system responded as it was supposed to, but the cabin pressure dropped to very low levels in a matter of seconds. The low pressure caused Ms. Spears breasts to explode. Mr. Timberlake was hit by flying debris, it seemed as if her Bra was made out of titanium, which is required to hold up such a large set of melons. The titanium fragments hit Mr. Timberlake in the back of the head and killed him instantly. He was leaned over facing away from Ms. Spears while performing oral sex on Eminem, and he was killed instantly. Eminem's unit was bitten off in the process, but thankfull we had a small empty bag of auirline peanuts and we were able to place his entire schlong in the bag and have it transported to the hospital.".
Pop Music stars Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were pronounced dead today by representatives of the LA County Corner's Office, who greeted her private jet after it landed at LAX airport this afternoon.
An official statement from the charter airline service is not yet forthomcing, but apperantly a problem with the jet's pressurization system caused the accident.
The flight attendant on the jet (named withled by request) remarked in a brief interview:
"We were at cruising altitude when we lost cabin pressure. The Oxygen system responded as it was supposed to, but the cabin pressure dropped to very low levels in a matter of seconds. The low pressure caused Ms. Spears breasts to explode. Mr. Timberlake was hit by flying debris, it seemed as if her Bra was made out of titanium, which is required to hold up such a large set of melons. The titanium fragments hit Mr. Timberlake in the back of the head and killed him instantly. He was leaned over facing away from Ms. Spears while performing oral sex on Eminem, and he was killed instantly. Eminem's unit was bitten off in the process, but thankfull we had a small empty bag of auirline peanuts and we were able to place his entire schlong in the bag and have it transported to the hospital.".
thesuperstar
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who cares.
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