WTF - Bathroom Nazi strikes again

[Superfoot]

I work in an office where there is this little old foreign lady who cleans the place. She somehow manages to bust into the BR during prime deucing hours...WTF!!

She'll prop the door open and put her little "do not enter" sign up then take her sweet time. It's a no win situation. Even when I beat her there she comes up and knocks on the door. She never hears me so she busts in there anyway. So I'm sitting on my thrown yelling "HELLO...HELLO"like some reject. She successfully ruins my "ME" time.

Lord help me, one day (when she busts in on me) I'm gonna snap! I'll scamper out of the stall with my pants around my ancles and start whipping her with my fucking belt.

Any other suggestions?

 

[WODIN]

Sounds like you have the situation well in hand.... LOL!!!

 

[Jae]

Lock the door or jam it shut the next time.

 

[Zebo]

LOL @ Wodin.....good one dude

 

[Superfoot]

Lock the door or jam it shut the next time.

I wish I could but I am a compassionate coworker. I know the pain it causes.

I know...when she comes in to clean one day, I could be quietly masterbating when she opens the stall door!

"Oops...did I get some on you, Linda?"

 

[Jimsbbc]

If she is literate, tape a big sign on the door reading:

OCCUPIED

 

[Superfoot]

If she is literate, tape a big sign on the door reading:

OCCUPIED

That could conceivably work but I would probably lose about 2 cool points from it.

 

[Shrebly]

Microwave a few of the King Size Tootsie Rools - for about 15 seconds - until they are a little gooey but still have shape and form. Put them on a big paper towel and when your potty stalker come a knockin' open the door, act worried and ask "Do you see any corn in here? I had corn last night but it hasn't come out yet".

That should fix the situation.

You could also go for bonus points and stick your finger in the goo and give it a taste.

 

[KAYNE]

THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!! I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND LOSE THE 2 COOL POINTS THOUGH. ITS THE ONLY WAY LUKE!!!