Write my dating profile

[hardrock]

Gonna give the online dating bit a try. I suck at writing shit. So write me up so the pants drop and the emails don't stop. I have my utmost faith in you guys. Do right by me and Pick will blow ya.

Also, what's a good free and a good pay site?

Thanks jerks.

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[PICK3]

Do right by me and Pick will blow ya.

wtf???

 

[bigbassturd]

Blackpeoplemeet.com

Farmersonly.com

Cougarlife.com


You're welcum

 

[PICK3]

sum people have success on this site


just sayin'

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm in... but I need to know your goals first:

1-10 scale... 1 = soul mate and 10 = day-by-day fuck buddy.

What are you looking for?

(and yes, I made the higher score the correct answer, but if you are a SWV you can always give me a number less than 5)

 

[musclemom]

Dude, this is gonna sound mean but uh, you need to shoot for stupid cause if she meets you and there is NO WAY you could have written that profile she's going to think you lied to her and that will be the end of that.

Just saying

If you really, really can't express yourself in the written word get someone who knows you well IRL to help you out, not the people on this board, who don't know you from shit.

 

[caligirl85]

What happened to your gf??

 

[caligirl85]

wtf???

Lololol

 

[-SD-]

Gotta write your own profile rob, this isnt some request for meatheads to design your own cycle for you.

 

[mrplunkey]

I still believe you should let us help you. Don't listen to the haters!

There can be vast differences between the written and spoken word. Some of the best writers in the world are the worst presenters.

Tell us your goal, and we'll help you put it in writing.