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hardrock

hardrock

Go fuck your own face!
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Gonna give the online dating bit a try. I suck at writing shit. So write me up so the pants drop and the emails don't stop. I have my utmost faith in you guys. Do right by me and Pick will blow ya.

Also, what's a good free and a good pay site?

Thanks jerks.

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I'm in... but I need to know your goals first:

1-10 scale... 1 = soul mate and 10 = day-by-day fuck buddy.

What are you looking for?

(and yes, I made the higher score the correct answer, but if you are a SWV you can always give me a number less than 5)
 
Dude, this is gonna sound mean but uh, you need to shoot for stupid cause if she meets you and there is NO WAY you could have written that profile she's going to think you lied to her and that will be the end of that.

Just saying :whatever:

If you really, really can't express yourself in the written word get someone who knows you well IRL to help you out, not the people on this board, who don't know you from shit.
 
Gotta write your own profile rob, this isnt some request for meatheads to design your own cycle for you.
 
I still believe you should let us help you. Don't listen to the haters!

There can be vast differences between the written and spoken word. Some of the best writers in the world are the worst presenters.

Tell us your goal, and we'll help you put it in writing.
 
First off, you need to change that gay fucking avi you have had for 10 years now...im not fucking really happy right now


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mrplunkey said:
I still believe you should let us help you. Don't listen to the haters!

There can be vast differences between the written and spoken word. Some of the best writers in the world are the worst presenters.

Tell us your goal, and we'll help you put it in writing.
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This!! Tell us what you want to find. I've had some online dating experience. Plunkey and I will hook you up!
 
Ive had over a decade of online dating experience but Im not helping another fucking dude design his profile like some fucking phagocyte
 
Lololololololololololoololllolollllo111.

I thought this would get some funny ones, and some that I could actually take things from. I actually am looking for a committed relationship right now. My town sucks for meeting women in public. They are all college chicks. Good for a throw, but not ltr material in most cases. And yes, I suck at writing about myself.

Wooty, I'll change my damn profile pic, when I damn well please :)
 
How old are you? I know a single woman! She's pretty damn cool and hangs out on jooser boards ;)
 
hardrock said:
Lololololololololololoololllolollllo111.

I thought this would get some funny ones, and some that I could actually take things from. I actually am looking for a committed relationship right now. My town sucks for meeting women in public. They are all college chicks. Good for a throw, but not ltr material in most cases. And yes, I suck at writing about myself.

Wooty, I'll change my damn profile pic, when I damn well please :)
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Ok. I'm going to assume SWV then.

Give me a day or two. I'll whip something up about how you believe there is "someone for everyone, and I have yet to find that person".

Fuck I'm gonna puke, and this time it's knot the booze and hydros.
 
caligirl85 said:
Lol creepy
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It sounds that way at first, but please hear me out.

Have you ever met a 35 year old male that was as mature as your average 22 year old girl?

I just turned 46 and I'm pretty sure I'm vastly less mature than my 28 year old wife. No lie.
 
mrplunkey said:
Ok. That helps. We're going to target the 17-19 year old demographic.
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Spectacular. Then when she gets somewhere between 27 and 30 she's going to look at him and go "WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER SEE IN YOU?!"

If you really want to help the man get him a 29+ year old. Young enough to have kids, old enough her brain has completed growing so she is who she is going to be. Get them too young they haven't finished growing up and change too much between 25 to 30.

Besides, he said Long Term Relationship. Exactly what does an 18 or 19 year old have to say to a 37 year old? They can't just fuck 24/7, they don't like the same music. Shit, my husband is 11 years older than me and we have generational issues occasionally. 20+ years? Only thing he's getting is a gold digger or a retard.
 
-SD- said:
Well that settles it then. 17-19 it is.
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Literally the most useless animal on the planet.

And I say this having been one of them once upon a time.

I had NO idea about how to do 99% of anything when I was that age, including sex. I'd like the tight skin and no wrinkles but to actually go back to that age, fuck it. If I can't keep what I know, who needs it. I was hotter then and yet I'm more confident now. Who needs the bullshit? Dating these underaged whores is half the reason men think women are greedy, grasping, insane and high maintenance.
 
musclemom said:
Literally the most useless animal on the planet.

And I say this having been one of them once upon a time.

I had NO idea about how to do 99% of anything when I was that age, including sex. I'd like the tight skin and no wrinkles but to actually go back to that age, fuck it. If I can't keep what I know, who needs it. I was hotter then and yet I'm more confident now. Who needs the bullshit? Dating these underaged whores is half the reason men think women are greedy, grasping, insane and high maintenance.
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Agreed. If I wanted one of these drunken whores, I'd date one. Been there. Not interested. 25 is about the youngest I'd seriously date I think. Unless she was really something special. I don't see much of that around here.

Went out with a buddy last night who dates a 22 yr old. Sure she's hot as hell and seems sweet and all. She's also dumb as a stump. Add in her friends and I wanna break my beer bottle and slit my own throat.
 
hardrock said:
Lololololololololololoololllolollllo111.

I thought this would get some funny ones, and some that I could actually take things from. I actually am looking for a committed relationship right now. My town sucks for meeting women in public. They are all college chicks. Good for a throw, but not ltr material in most cases. And yes, I suck at writing about myself.

Wooty, I'll change my damn profile pic, when I damn well please :)
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Hahahahahaah finally!!!! Looks awesome!!!


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You gonna have to get rid of that Dodge truck if you want to pull in any serious tail


just sayin'
 
wrastler9887 said:
Indeed, I also have the right as a citizen of my state to inform the Attorney General about a site that acts as an intermediary for illegal drug transactions....wanna play?
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Ballsy little fucker aren't ya. You think the feds don't already know of this site. With Barry's goons monitoring everything these days. And if you think this site has anything to do with drug transactions, you obviously haven't been here long and must not be an alter. Just an original douchebag. I say ban the fucker anyway.

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hardrock said:
Ballsy little fucker aren't ya. You think the feds don't already know of this site. With Barry's goons monitoring everything these days. And if you think this site has anything to do with drug transactions, you obviously haven't been here long and must not be an alter. Just an original douchebag. I say ban the fucker anyway.

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lol...knot knowing the difference between state and fed authorities....I have a few connections with the feds and nobody at that level cares about jooser sites...However, I'm talking about my state attorney general where they think steroids are the same as heroin....especially when it's about high school kids having access...LEGALLY to an internet forum...that sells drugs just as dangerous as coke and heroine....it's at the state level where political careers are made....shutting down a heroine type site would be a nice feather in the cap for a state prosecutor...the media will back her up every step of the way....Heroine addicts just die but roid addicts rage and beat their families to death....
 
wrastler9881 said:
lol...knot knowing the difference between state and fed authorities....I have a few connections with the feds and nobody at that level cares about jooser sites...However, I'm talking about my state attorney general where they think steroids are the same as heroin....especially when it's about high school kids having access...LEGALLY to an internet forum...that sells drugs just as dangerous as coke and heroine....it's at the state level where political careers are made....shutting down a heroine type site would be a nice feather in the cap for a state prosecutor...the media will back her up every step of the way....Heroine addicts just die but roid addicts rage and beat their families to death....
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Threatening to trigger a criminal prosecution unless someone succumbs to your demands is a classic case of extortion.

This thread is great evidence. You did it across state lines, so it qualifies as a federal offense. Here's some starter research for your review:

18 U.S.C. § 875 : US Code - Section 875: Interstate communications

(d) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

But consider the upside: You should have some time to get in shape before this next mugshot comes up. It will take the feds a solid 2-3 months to go after you. Congratulations! You get to be a convicted felon again!

Enjoy!
 
musclemom said:
Literally the most useless animal on the planet.

And I say this having been one of them once upon a time.

I had NO idea about how to do 99% of anything when I was that age, including sex. I'd like the tight skin and no wrinkles but to actually go back to that age, fuck it. If I can't keep what I know, who needs it. I was hotter then and yet I'm more confident now. Who needs the bullshit? Dating these underaged whores is half the reason men think women are greedy, grasping, insane and high maintenance.
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No, you couldn't pay me to go back to my 20s.

Couldn't even PAY me. Not any dollar amount. I love my 30s and it just keeps getting better. I can't imagine a man actually wanting anyone that young unless they were that young themselves. That's just me, personally.
 
I bet a state district attorney would love handling a case brought by a convicted felon with multiple DUIs and a history of domestic voilence -- especially when the case he's bringing involves his own felonious attempt at extortion.

Go for it javafag! This will be fun to watch.

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LOL @ threatening to tell the goobermint about EF. Its easily the most massive website of its kind and has been around since 1995 or something, and based in NYC. Yes Im sure the gov't jaw will drop once you drop that huge revelation on them.

Hey I think I will call obama and tell him all about how drugs are coming in from mexico, Im sure he will jump up and act fast on it.
 
Alright, enough of this asshole. Now back to what's important. Me. :)

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cindylou said:
No, you couldn't pay me to go back to my 20s.

Couldn't even PAY me. Not any dollar amount. I love my 30s and it just keeps getting better. I can't imagine a man actually wanting anyone that young unless they were that young themselves. That's just me, personally.
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wtf?
 
hardrock said:
Alright, enough of this asshole. Now back to what's important. Me. :)

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Agreed. Let's get started. Remember this is a first-draft, and it will change dozens of times before we find something you like.

If you were wanting a young, self-destructive wild-ass 20-something that half-way expects you to bang her best friend and give her crabs, we'd do the "tormented bad-boy soul" which is a special case of the "fixer-upper".

We could try the "total package" sell, but that can be hard to pull-off. That takes stacks and cars and suave and couth and taste and valor and that's just a lot of work.

We should position you as a "diamond in the rough" type. Here's your back-story:

You've had your fill of casual dating and just gave up all together a few years ago. You took the time and focused on your health, career and friendships -- and it has really paid off. You feel really good about where you are right now. You really enjoy your personal-time activities and you love your job, but there is one thing missing -- finding that right person for you.

You know you are capable of giving the right partner so much more of yourself. In your young and foolish days, you mistakenly believed that a relationship was all about you but now you know the happiest people are those who can give more than they receive. Your parents showed you the way with their relationship, and now you understand the wisdom of the love and support they've shown each other over the last 50 years.

You're also excited to be dating again because you feel like your financial house is in order. While you've been economically stable for the last decade, you have the confidence now that you can provide well for a family when the time comes.

Really your only downside is that you can be a little hard to get to know at first. You're a little reserved, which is peculiar to you since you are so social in the gym and at work. You've spent the last 25 years in the gym and while you certainly aren't a "gym rat", to do enjoy the benefits of a healthy lifestyle and exercise. Your ideal partner could participate with you in both your fitness interests and your love of the outdoors.

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We could also write you a more outgoing, swinging-dick, life-of-the-party profile but:

1) There will be thousands of those out there to compete with.

2) It may get you a bunch of party girls, and it is my understanding that you are a SWV right now.

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Edit Request: We do need to make it a little more alpha though. It's just hard to do alpha and not slip into swinging-dick.
 
Very nice.

A little background. Got out of a ltr a few months back. Parents got divorced 30 yrs ago. Outside of that its pretty dead on for someone I've never met.

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Re$me$mber adding you're in that website and not another because you are tired of the other sites being so vasual and you are looking for an actual comitment

remember a pic with sis or mom in profile pics, hopefully at wedding or holiday
 
nangiggles said:
Re$me$mber adding you're in that website and not another because you are tired of the other sites being so vasual and you are looking for an actual comitment

remember a pic with sis or mom in profile pics, hopefully at wedding or holiday
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Good advice!

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Don't mention ltr. LTR = baggage to most women.

And you need a back story on your parents. Wimminz these days are sometimes told that men who didn't grow - up in happily - married homes are damaged goods.

And great advice on the pic of mom and/or sister. Mommy's boy = bad, but some women are taught that a guy who is good to his mom will be good to a GF or wife.

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mrplunkey said:
Don't mention ltr. LTR = baggage to most women.

And you need a back story on your parents. Wimminz these days are sometimes told that men who didn't grow - up in happily - married homes are damaged goods.

And great advice on the pic of mom and/or sister. Mommy's boy = bad, but some women are taught that a guy who is good to his mom will be good to a GF or wife.

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Any non creepy family portrait pic will score him points, extra points if it's a holiday, wedding or birthday. Also pics of men and dad or men and brother can be good too, drives a point of solid family relationship and values for most women.

Post up a pic with your cant/dog, if you don't have one borrow one, do NOT I repeat do NOT use other pets specially not reptiles.

Post up a pic of something related to work, it shows you're not a jobless loser, you're active in the workforce

Plunk is right on the money about LTR, don't say a word, don't literally write out you are looking for LTR or commitment, most women know you're just writing it because it's what they want to hear, instead take the touchy feely route, describe looking for someone you can really have a nice time with, go out, have a conversation, have dinner, catch a movie and yet try something different sometimes too, bitches will be like "OMG me too he's just like me!" lolol
 
nangiggles said:
Any non creepy family portrait pic will score him points, extra points if it's a holiday, wedding or birthday. Also pics of men and dad or men and brother can be good too, drives a point of solid family relationship and values for most women.

Post up a pic with your cant/dog, if you don't have one borrow one, do NOT I repeat do NOT use other pets specially not reptiles.

Post up a pic of something related to work, it shows you're not a jobless loser, you're active in the workforce

Plunk is right on the money about LTR, don't say a word, don't literally write out you are looking for LTR or commitment, most women know you're just writing it because it's what they want to hear, instead take the touchy feely route, describe looking for someone you can really have a nice time with, go out, have a conversation, have dinner, catch a movie and yet try something different sometimes too, bitches will be like "OMG me too he's just like me!" lolol
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^^^ all spectacular advice.

Especially the pet thing. One snake or iguana and you'll be stuck with dating your palm for the next five years.

Nan:

What do we need to do about his hobbies or interests? It can't be anything weird, like collecting Star Wars action figures. But I don't want him to go the bleeding heart route either -- isn't working in a soup kitchen or habitat for humanity kind of cliche now?

Outdoors would be kinda cool. Maybe make him a rock climber? Or is that too Earthy and granola-munching?

Car tinkering can be manly, but is that a little too much of a grease monkey?

Sports could be bad... no chick wants to be a sports widow during XYZ season.

I'm stumped here. What's a good panty-dropping activity or interest?
 
Hrm.... maybe he could volunteer time at his local entrepreneurial development center. Something like this:

Welcome to KEC

He could talk about how good <Insert City Here> has been to him and that he wants to give something back by helping entrepreneurs get their ideas off the ground. And while he may not be the next Donald Trump or Bill Gates (show some humility there...), he does believe some of his life experiences in business could help people better their own lives and create jobs in the community.

I don't know if I like that one yet or not.
 
committed relationship = fuck friend.

Oh the men I met in the past on dating sites....I could write a book. Whatever you do, don't post pics of you catching fish, your bike, you chest......men who do that are creepy as shit.

Just be honest like "Not sure what I want, checking it out, looking to meet some new friends and maybe hang out and see where it goes"
Women like simple.
Some men write a novel which no one reads.

If you want a solid woman, just be real....simple
 
blueta2 said:
committed relationship = fuck friend.

Oh the men I met in the past on dating sites....I could write a book. Whatever you do, don't post pics of you catching fish, your bike, you chest......men who do that are creepy as shit.

Just be honest like "Not sure what I want, checking it out, looking to meet some new friends and maybe hang out and see where it goes"
Women like simple.
Some men write a novel which no one reads.

If you want a solid woman, just be real....simple
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One of my best friends used to do that on Match.com

He'd post a profile picture of himself with his shirt off. It was the cheesiest shit I've ever seen.

But he explained it to me this way: That gets rid of all the good girls. The only ones who respond are the skanks that just want to hook-up -- and that was all he was interested in.

It was genius. Pure genius.

And then by total coincidence, a huge customer of mine described almost exactly the same thing. Even though the two never met, their strategies were almost identical and they had very similar results.
 
mrplunkey said:
One of my best friends used to do that on Match.com

He'd post a profile picture of himself with his shirt off. It was the cheesiest shit I've ever seen.

But he explained it to me this way: That gets rid of all the good girls. The only ones who respond are the skanks that just want to hook-up -- and that was all he was interested in.

It was genius. Pure genius.

And then by total coincidence, a huge customer of mine described almost exactly the same thing. Even though the two never met, their strategies were almost identical and they had very similar results.
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I can attest to the efficacy of said strategy as well
 
mrplunkey said:
^^^ all spectacular advice.

Especially the pet thing. One snake or iguana and you'll be stuck with dating your palm for the next five years.

Nan:

What do we need to do about his hobbies or interests? It can't be anything weird, like collecting Star Wars action figures. But I don't want him to go the bleeding heart route either -- isn't working in a soup kitchen or habitat for humanity kind of cliche now?

Outdoors would be kinda cool. Maybe make him a rock climber? Or is that too Earthy and granola-munching?

Car tinkering can be manly, but is that a little too much of a grease monkey?

Sports could be bad... no chick wants to be a sports widow during XYZ season.

I'm stumped here. What's a good panty-dropping activity or interest?
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5-axis engineering? ;)

Hobbies: You like animals, going to parks, aquariums, etc. you like technology such as tablets and cellphones yet you're not a lot into the whole "gaming" concept. Sports, you like swimming and golf *insert sport you don't have to drag her into watching or playing*, you enjoy occasional boxing/UFC maybe. You also like running 5k (try attending a couple of local ones that support things such as child welfare, adoption, animals, local high school, community services, etc)
 
Ho lee fuk, I just read this whole thread and I'm glad I'm married with kids. Thx for this, made my day.
 
Also, go for the 30+ year old women. If they've been single this long then they are most likely career focused and don't have time to date around.

Or they're 30 something, coming off of their first divorce of two working parents with kids that just didn't work out. They're now single moms, working, and haven't been laid for a while, so they want to fuck, and they will get right to the point no bullshitting around. Nice dinner, bottle of wine, after dinner drinks, great conversation and you'll be fucking at your place after a couple hours.
 
nangiggles said:
5-axis engineering? ;)

Hobbies: You like animals, going to parks, aquariums, etc. you like technology such as tablets and cellphones yet you're not a lot into the whole "gaming" concept. Sports, you like swimming and golf *insert sport you don't have to drag her into watching or playing*, you enjoy occasional boxing/UFC maybe. You also like running 5k (try attending a couple of local ones that support things such as child welfare, adoption, animals, local high school, community services, etc)
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Damn... more great ideas.

Even the UFC angle works, if you state on the front-end how it can be barbaric. Maybe you could bill it as more of a primal thrill.

And definitely no gaming. That will shut down a vag faster than a yeast infection.
 
Captain FT said:
Also, go for the 30+ year old women. If they've been single this long then they are most likely career focused and don't have time to date around.

Or they're 30 something, coming off of their first divorce of two working parents with kids that just didn't work out. They're now single moms, working, and haven't been laid for a while, so they want to fuck, and they will get right to the point no bullshitting around. Nice dinner, bottle of wine, after dinner drinks, great conversation and you'll be fucking at your place after a couple hours.
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There's definitely a 27-35 year old single mom segment that's DTF. And I totally agree that they don't want to fuck around -- they're strictly business.

Here are the challenges with that crowd:

1) It's a good way to catch something. Those women recycle a lot.

2) About the moment things get nice and routine, you'll get the: "Where is this going? We're either moving forward or backing up" talk.

3) Invariably you'll get the "Little Johnny sure could use a father figure" speech.

Having said all that, a woman with kids wouldn't stop me from dating her in the least. It's a package deal.
 
I never dated women with kids for very long, too much downside the longer you string her along. And at some point you have to meet the kids if its not explicitly a fuck-only arrangement. And i dont meet kids.
 
-SD- said:
I never dated women with kids for very long, too much downside the longer you string her along. And at some point you have to meet the kids if its not explicitly a fuck-only arrangement. And i dont meet kids.
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I've heard so many guys say that.

For some reason, a kid wouldn't bother me in the slightest way. I wouldn't want to deal with a problem child, but anything within a fairly broad "normal" range would be fine.
 
Don't bother me if a woman has kids as long as they are well behaved and not an infant.

Last relationship, she had a very sweet 10 yr old daughter that adored me. The shitty part is, when the relationship is over with mom, you lose it with the kid too. That's the main reason I guess I would be hesitant.

Otherwise, good shit here. Keep em coming!

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mrplunkey said:
^^^ all spectacular advice.

Especially the pet thing. One snake or iguana and you'll be stuck with dating your palm for the next five years.

Nan:

What do we need to do about his hobbies or interests? It can't be anything weird, like collecting Star Wars action figures. But I don't want him to go the bleeding heart route either -- isn't working in a soup kitchen or habitat for humanity kind of cliche now?

Outdoors would be kinda cool. Maybe make him a rock climber? Or is that too Earthy and granola-munching?

Car tinkering can be manly, but is that a little too much of a grease monkey?

Sports could be bad... no chick wants to be a sports widow during XYZ season.

I'm stumped here. What's a good panty-dropping activity or interest?
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Sports is bad/car tinkering is bad too. Rock climbing is no good. I really like the suggestion you had about the development center. I think that's a winner.
 
its funny, I was just about to say rock climbing or rappelling

probably because I love rock climbing and rappelling though

car tinkering sucks...animal welfare is ok to a point but more like a ..I took my dog hiking route
dudes too nurturing and I wonder if hes a fag.
 
any science without a giant ego is pretty hot

though I did have an engineer stalker in my twenties and that was pretty weird :(
 
I'd stay away from pet pics.. So many guys do that and it's geighness. Blue is so right...what's up with the fish pics?? Lol I've seen guys put up professionally taken dog pics. Don't put any vehicle pics either.

Got a few other thoughts for ya but will write when I'm not on my phone.
 
shirlene29 said:
its funny, I was just about to say rock climbing or rappelling

probably because I love rock climbing and rappelling though

car tinkering sucks...animal welfare is ok to a point but more like a ..I took my dog hiking route
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hahah maybe that's because I would see that and be like, yeah no thanks. I'm not even pretending to act like I'm willing to try that. Plus it does give off this earthy/outdoorsy/granola crunchy type of vibe for some reason? I realize that's ridiculous, now. Lol
 
shirlene29 said:
its funny, I was just about to say rock climbing or rappelling

probably because I love rock climbing and rappelling though

car tinkering sucks...animal welfare is ok to a point but more like a ..I took my dog hiking route
dudes too nurturing and I wonder if hes a fag.
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Well the one that stocks out is from one of my ex's. Her 8 yr old would lie, hit the animals when no one was looking, and I believe was genuinely evil. Just like her mother turned out to be. I'm sure that's where she gets it and I honestly feel bad for her. She's gonna have a though life. Her mother was/is a pathological liar. Good times!

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cindylou said:
hahah maybe that's because I would see that and be like, yeah no thanks. I'm not even pretending to act like I'm willing to try that. Plus it does give off this earthy/outdoorsy/granola crunchy type of vibe for some reason? I realize that's ridiculous, now. Lol
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I concur, I'd be like ah fuck he'll wanna be outdoors hiking, trailing, climbing and shit, hr might also fall and crack his head/spine, fuck that lolol

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holy crap, you both suck..haha

I like a man with a little risky behavior...course I have fucking terrible taste in men ...so proceed without me

and fuck obama fucking up this thread/quotes/life!!
 
I met a guy many months ago who was seriously hot and rich. He is type A and always on the go. (let's go boating, to vegas, out too eat, to a show....) Went to his house for dinner (amazing home), and told me about his ex who was 15 yrs younger than him (he is 50) and that she was in rehab 6 times for alcohol before he met her. He went on to say the police were at his house once a month because she is manic and attacked him and his family and grown kids would disown him if he went back to her.
He thought it was "odd that I was a veg head" and not sure he could date me, but apparently had I been manic with an addiction, I would be appealing. ...haha! Txt me day and night asking me out for dinners... I stopped contact with him because all his ex's (including his ex wife) were all mentally ill and that says a lot about him. He also started to txt me about other hot women he was seeing to get me jealous. He owns 2 of Canada's largest co's and he has the emotional level of a child. Hot as hell though.....pewww! NO, no sex.


Met another guy who asked me if I was able to give him sex 4 times a day if we got serious....I RAN!!!!
 
nangiggles said:
I concur, I'd be like ah fuck he'll wanna be outdoors hiking, trailing, climbing and shit, hr might also fall and crack his head/spine, fuck that lolol

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Yeah many guys on sites always say they are into these things..I;m 47, I am ain't climbing shit. I will work out 90 mins a day then I want a foot rub
 
Keep it short and sweet.

"Looking for a bish that likes vibrant sleeve tattoos, ridin in my Range, countin phat stacks, and grabbin a 2 for 20 at the Bees."
 
shirlene29 said:
holy crap, you both suck..haha

I like a man with a little risky behavior...course I have fucking terrible taste in men ...so proceed without me

and fuck obama fucking up this thread/quotes/life!!
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That's the other angle hardrock could take. There's a group of women who like that risk-taker/bad boy who they believe they (and only they) can reign-in.

Some of those girls can be a ton of fun, but they overlap with the "I must fix him" group -- and those types can get old quickly.
 
yeah I was never interested in reigning anyone in..i wanted to go along for the ride and man did that get me in trouble more than once.

I am part of the "fix it" group though

got some self loathing, woman hating, mommy issues??! ..I'm your girl!!
 
hahahahaha!

Not to over-generalize, but those are the girls that guys reminisce about decades later.

My father taught me this: "Son, there are women you can live with and women that make wife worth living. And the usually aren't the same woman."
 
mrplunkey said:
hahahahaha!

Not to over-generalize, but those are the girls that guys reminisce about decades later.

My father taught me this: "Son, there are women you can live with and women that make wife worth living. And the usually aren't the same woman."
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*life
 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me with a baseball bat.

(and fuck you pick3, no pics are available)
 
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