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JDid23

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so today my mom was out and her friend rung the door bell.... I woke up and i had massive morning wood, so i told my brother to get the door and he wouldn't. I opened it a crack, and tried push my boner up in my basketball shorts, but it didn't work at all. It popped out and the lady basically looked at it for a second and said i'll call your mom. Then after concealing it again by pushing it up, i tried to play it off like nothing happened and asked if she wanted her number while she was walking away. She turned around and i got lucky again because it popped right back down... She literally stared at it for 2 seconds and left.

Just thought i would share because i haven't ventured off into here for a while now.
 
jdiddle is like 16 so getting pwnt by boners should be a regular occurance.
 
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JDid23 said:
RB's ended at the end of middle school. Also, i'm 18 and i don't need to go online to find girls.
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You act like getting dating online is bad. You would be talking down to a lot of good people on this board if you think so. If you saw the chicks on dating sites these days you would change your mind.
 
you should ask your mom's friend if she wants to watch a movie with you jdid.
pop in the graduate without her knowing at watch it.
you're sure to get some action bro
 
iggy said:
you should ask your mom's friend if she wants to watch a movie with you jdid.
pop in the graduate without her knowing at watch it.
you're sure to get some action bro
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In reponse to the K message- I wouldn't call her a cougar. She's more of a polar bear combined with a porcupine.
 
what if she's the best cawk sucker in the world... you really going to let that experience slip through your ginger jew fingers? then again if she's a horrible cawk sucker you could always say you hit rock bottom at 18 and move forward in life with a lesson learned. so it's win/win
 
superdave said:
You act like getting dating online is bad. You would be talking down to a lot of good people on this board if you think so. If you saw the chicks on dating sites these days you would change your mind.
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They're all gold digging Russians dudes from China... :D
 
mustang_00 said:
what if she's the best cawk sucker in the world... you really going to let that experience slip through your ginger jew fingers? then again if she's a horrible cawk sucker you could always say you hit rock bottom at 18 and move forward in life with a lesson learned. so it's win/win
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you mean the 2nd best cock sucker behind your gay ass?
 
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