wow! i had the new girl pegged way wrong.

[bigtravis]

I thought she was gonna be some goody goody girl that I'd have to walk on eggshells with. I just got the t-total hell fucked outta me tonight. Second date and I decided to cook talapia stuffed w/ lobster, crab cakes, and asperagus spears. She's goin to think I did something when she pees again. *asperagus pee*

 

[puddlemonkey]

Just don't forget to deflate her when you're done. And wash her, I don't want her back dirty.

 

[Jon79]

oh that was a knee slapper puds

 

[mrplunkey]

I believe pics are in order.

 

[pbhardbody]

I thought she was gonna be some goody goody girl that I'd have to walk on eggshells with. I just got the t-total hell fucked outta me tonight. Second date and I decided to cook talapia stuffed w/ lobster, crab cakes, and asperagus spears. She's goin to think I did something when she pees again. *asperagus pee*

are you surprised that she wasnt goody goody

or

are you more surprised about the fact that you actually got laid?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Was it pre=op or tucked?Pics or you beat off and went to bed

 

[Smurfy]

I believe pics are in order.

this

 

[shrimp poboy]

lol at travis posting pics

 

[captainahole]

this

I don't know about you guys but when pics are posted I like to see pink. So Smurf is there something you want to share with us?

 

[bigtravis]

I only lasted as long as the Tootsie Roll owl did. A one a twoho a three. Three.



And Smurfs to chicken shit to look at pics anyway. Even ones sent for her BF to see. Lol

 

[Rachel...lol]

i wanna see pics

 

[bigtravis]

Damnit! I'm tryin to post a pic but my blackberry is saying something bout a url. Anyway.

She wanted me to bite her nipples so hard. I mean I was bitting down and pulling em with my teeth to to point I thought they come off but she came repeatedely.

 

[Rachel...lol]

oooh ouch

 

[pbhardbody]

Damnit! I'm tryin to post a pic but my blackberry is saying something bout a url. Anyway.

She wanted me to bite her nipples so hard. I mean I was bitting down and pulling em with my teeth to to point I thought they come off but she came repeatedely.

gotta love a girl who likes it rough...

 

[Smurfy]

gotta love a girl who likes it rough...

yep!

 

[shrimp poboy]

Damnit! I'm tryin to post a pic but my blackberry is saying something bout a url. Anyway.

She wanted me to bite her nipples so hard. I mean I was bitting down and pulling em with my teeth to to point I thought they come off but she came repeatedely.

Bro they making these blow up dolls out of teflon now?

 

[chris302001]

pretty sure you should stfu and be thankful she is fucking you

 

[bigtravis]

Oh! Almost forgot. She was wanting me to bite her on the back of her shoulder while I was behind her. Hell no! I was afraid she might try something and use it in court. Too early for that on the second date I think. Freek

 

[pbhardbody]

Oh! Almost forgot. She was wanting me to bite her on the back of her shoulder while I was behind her. Hell no! I was afraid she might try something and use it in court. Too early for that on the second date I think. Freek

I'll bet she likes the anal

 

[pbhardbody]

pretty sure you should stfu and be thankful she is fucking you

+ 1

 

[shrimp poboy]

All this is horse shit until some sort of pics are posted

 

[chewyxrage]

you sure you didn't just knock her out and make the rest of it up?

 

[bigtravis]

She was awsome for a middle aged Asian chick. She said the last guy she fucked wouldn't take his sweater and socks off during sex.

 

[PhoenixS]

Next time put it in her butt.

 

[pbhardbody]

She was awsome for a middle aged Asian chick. She said the last guy she fucked wouldn't take his sweater and socks off during sex.

pics of the middle aged asian chick??

was she saying that to try to get you to take your ski mask off or what?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Blatant lies this whole thread is

 

[bigtravis]

She kept telling me about that last guy had a dick hole cut out in his orange sweater he would always wear during sex.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Pics or lock this bitch up

 

[pbhardbody]

She kept telling me about that last guy had a dick hole cut out in his orange sweater he would always wear during sex.

was she bangin Pick3?

 

[bigtravis]

No that's Shrimp in Picks Avi




OMG! It couldn't be!?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Just post up the pics of this beast already travis its not like anyone here is expecting much bro

 

[shirlene29]

No that's Shrimp in Picks Avi




OMG! It couldn't be!?

fucking LOLZ

you went there...I was too late

I was gonna ask...oh wait was the sweater orange!!!!??

 

[shrimp poboy]

fucking LOLZ

you went there...I was too late

I was gonna ask...oh wait was the sweater orange!!!!??

Leave my sweater alone unlike u clowns i post pics of my worst days also

 

[shirlene29]

I like the sweater


the you grilling pic is a good one but you dont post it in here

 

[shrimp poboy]

I like the sweater


the you grilling pic is a good one but you dont post it in here

Quit stalkin my fb page

 

[shirlene29]

dude, you added me to friends jerkface


and I left you in limbo for two weeks

 

[bigtravis]

It's all so clear now. I understand why she asked me if i'd take the strap-on like he did. She said he fixed her up with some cajun gumbo when she stuck it in.

 

[pbhardbody]

It's all so clear now. I understand why she asked me if i'd take the strap-on like he did. She said he fixed her up with some cajun gumbo when she stuck it in.

you better get to the doc first thing tomorrow and get tested

 

[bigtravis]

you better get to the doc first thing tomorrow and get tested

No shit! I might be wearing an orange sweater with my hair parted in the center next week if I don't huh?

 

[pbhardbody]

No shit! I might be wearing an orange sweater with my hair parted in the center next week if I don't huh?

that would be some fucked up shit